Don’t ask me how but I’ve managed to get someone I know to buy clips from me for quite a lot of money. He knows he’s going to pay, but can’t resist trying for free. Today whilst haggling he sent me a picture of his cock and said ‘surely a picture of my hard cock is enough payment?’ 😂😂 they really have no idea do they. I don’t think he has actually dealt with the escort/punter lifestyle, I know him through civvie life, so I’m making the most of this before he discovers webcams!

I think this was a first for me. Man telling me about what he and his wife get up to sexually which was ok I suppose but then he calls out her name and started calling me her name.  This continued as the booking went along and it was obviously no mistake on his part. I said "Claire is a nice name I have always liked it" and he got even more excited.

Takes all kinds in this job.

This has made my day 😂

Hi,

Would you take shaving cream pies to the face and body?

Thanks

Earlier today:

Me: (in response to comment about my height) I haven't really grown much since I was 13
Punter: Were you doing this when you were 13?
Me: You might want to try and get that sentence back in your mouth before anybody notices it

Boak

I was laid on the bed with a client the other day and he said, “you have a lovely body, I could just sit and stare at it all day” which was fine.

Then he said, “that probably sounds a bit creepy, but then again I’m sure you’re used to having loads of old men perving over you constantly”   

It didn’t is help the he said it in the slimiest way possible too!

The same man was also incredibly condescending and each time he complimented me and I said thank you, he told me off like I was a small child. I had to say “mhm” instead and then he complained when he left that I seemed awkward during the booking. No ones ever said that ever who I’m aware of.

I was finding it very difficult to be relaxed and natural when I was trying so hard to literally not be my natural self as it was such an issue that I said thank you! 

Had a guy the other day giving me the whole ‘ why are you doing this’ bollocks and going on to patronise me about that this is not ‘good’ to be doing. But it’s okay for him to see prostitutes.


Had a booking just now and the guy at the end referred to a certain forum ( I can’t stand it when they do this) and that he had seen posts about me etc... I get irritated when I get punters from that medium but the trouble is in this  game you never know who is going to book

I used to have this regular who'd buy me very random, thoughtful but a bit naff, gifts, starting from a little opened box of perfume miniatures to a multipack of snickers bars.

Then one time he bought me a travellers guide to Romania. He wasn't Romanian and we'd never discussed Romania or me having any plans to go there on holiday. He just handed it to me whilst looking over at my bookcase and said earnestly "...because I know how much you like reading."

Text me today. I'm not working anyway but...

"I'm texting you because my wife is sleeping and I want to see you asap."

WTAF!

First thing this morning:

[punter arrives, looks me up and down] 'Oh. I thought you might be wearing blue'. 'Why?' 'I like blue'