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RKitten

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #360 on: 01 August 2017, 11:56:52 pm »
Absolute mugs. I had one guy ask for bareback in the booking and I firmly refused, he then moaned that other girls do it. I was thinking, so you've just told me you make unprotected sex a habit and you think telling me that makes me more likely to do it with you?

It's absolutely idiotic. I know girls who do bb in the areas near me, all of them tell the dude he's the only one. And guess what? He's never the only one. It's those of us who wrap up who stop the STDs spreading like wildfire.

pussywillow

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #361 on: 18 August 2017, 01:44:09 pm »
I had a booking this morning- I'd already torn the condom packet open because I hate fumbling with the damn thing in the booking. The client accused me using a recycled condom -wtf?

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« Reply #362 on: 18 August 2017, 02:05:57 pm »
I had a booking this morning- I'd already torn the condom packet open because I hate fumbling with the damn thing in the booking. The client accused me using a recycled condom -wtf?

 ::)

Yeh so you washed it out and rolled it back up  :FF
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pussywillow

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #363 on: 18 August 2017, 02:18:07 pm »
Yep- it would seem that way  ???

RKitten

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« Reply #364 on: 18 August 2017, 06:31:24 pm »
I had a booking this morning- I'd already torn the condom packet open because I hate fumbling with the damn thing in the booking. The client accused me using a recycled condom -wtf?

But of course, gotta save those pennies however we can  ::)

Ruby Redhead

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #365 on: 19 August 2017, 09:05:23 am »
Client: Do you do CIM?
Me: No, sorry
Client: Okay, what about swallow?
Me: I'm just wondering how I will swallow without getting cum in my mouth? A funnel perhaps?  :FF

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #366 on: 19 August 2017, 10:22:59 am »
*Goes Down to my lady parts*
'Oh well isn't it neat and tidy'
I try?  ??? Almost burst out laughing  ;D

RKitten

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #367 on: 19 August 2017, 02:33:29 pm »
Exchanged via text

Client: Your ad says you're off for the rest of the month...
Me: Yes, I've lost my voice and need to rest my throat.
Client: Sure you can't fit me in for a quick blow this evening?
Me: How does that help me rest my throat?
Client: But I'm horny...
Me: Go do the five fingered shuffle.

Rosesugar

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #368 on: 19 August 2017, 03:23:20 pm »
Client who couldn't get hard with a condom on even told me we could do it without as he got tested weekly  and tried to assure me he was clean
Now why would anyone do that  unless they were having bareback regularly I just told him no .

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« Reply #369 on: 23 August 2017, 02:55:35 am »
Client who couldn't get hard with a condom on even told me we could do it without as he got tested weekly  and tried to assure me he was clean
Now why would anyone do that  unless they were having bareback regularly I just told him no .

Clients can be idiots, most STIs have an 8 week latency period, HIV is mainly picked up at 6 months post infection. Just tell the idiots that the next time they bring up bb.

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #370 on: 23 August 2017, 11:51:56 am »
Client who couldn't get hard with a condom on even told me we could do it without as he got tested weekly  and tried to assure me he was clean
Now why would anyone do that  unless they were having bareback regularly I just told him no .


I would not believe a word of that. Over the years I have asked clients (only when the subject came up) if they got tested and almost every one admitted he didn't.  Of those who possible do get tested I can not believe they would do it weekly or even monthly.

Rosesugar

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #371 on: 19 September 2017, 03:30:55 pm »
I'm sure it must be the build up to climax but I get told all sorts of things by guys ar the point of ejaculation
I want to be with you
I should have married your so tight  ::)
Can I buy you shoes
I want to take you out
Would you see me again
Does anyone else get this lol !!
Afterwards it's...  I best go luv  I need to get back to work
« Last Edit: 19 September 2017, 03:32:32 pm by Rosesugar »

SimplySinful

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #372 on: 19 September 2017, 03:47:01 pm »
I'm sure it must be the build up to climax but I get told all sorts of things by guys ar the point of ejaculation
I want to be with you
I should have married your so tight  ::)
Can I buy you shoes
I want to take you out
Would you see me again
Does anyone else get this lol !!
Afterwards it's...  I best go luv  I need to get back to work

Yeh I can add 'I love you' to the list  ::)

As well as screaming my name (with me thinking shut tf up, neighbours might hear!)

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #373 on: 20 September 2017, 12:27:50 am »
A guy today after having came said your boyfriend is a luckyman. He was still ejaculating while saying the words! Hahaha!
Sometimes I think that I could die from an overdose of satisfaction. -Salvador Dali

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #374 on: 20 September 2017, 01:09:39 pm »
Him: Are you a man? Not to be rude or anything I just want to make sure you are not a man.

Me: (naked, tits and pussy in obvious view) I had the most puzzled look on my face, before bursting out in laughter.

WTF ??

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.