Booking with a new guy, who came after about 7 seconds of oral and then was quite embarrassed about it.

Was having a chat with him after to try and ease his embarrassment and he told me this was his afternoon tea break and he was working at a festival which would be going on til 3am.

He named some of the artists playing, one of whom was a well-known rap artist.

Then he said "I've got nothing against coloured people, but..."

Dude, really? Who the fuck even says "coloured". The atmosphere became somewhat frosty and I encouraged him to get dressed and piss off.

 

Text this morning,
Hi it's xxxxx, I saw you last week but left 10 mins early.
Any chance you could add that 10 mins on if I book for half hr again???
Errrr NO!!!

Had a guy yesterday kept telling me he picked me because i was ''plain''

I've had a similar comment 'I like plain janes like yourself'!! After hez paid me countless times for sex then how do they pluck up the courage to say such things?! Honestly 1 day I WILL book a male escort & get my own back....lol

Oh god, I don't know if I could have stopped myself saying "Well, it has happened three times out of the last five bookings..."

God imagine!!! 1 client called me and asked, in all honesty, 'will I get attacked when I come to your flat'!!! I said 'aww yeah I've got a couple of hard nuts here with baseball bats....' ask a silly question & you'll get a silly answer!!

A client today who was lovely said as he was getting dressed 'Oh I feel sorry for you girls, you could get a bloke punching you or anything'

A client today who was lovely said as he was getting dressed 'Oh I feel sorry for you girls, you could get a bloke punching you or anything'

Ah bless he hasn't got a clue has he lol



A new client yesterday was asking me about deep throat I said no I'm not into that, he then said (and the way he said it was as if it was a big secret he was going to share with me)  "Ooh there is a way to do it so it goes down your throat without you feeling it, you just lay back on the bed head over the side look I'll show you"... Needless to say I showed not the slightest enthusiasm *rolls eyes*   Then as he was fucking me from behind "Ooh have you done anal before you need to try it, I'm sure you would like it" Err no I think after 30 plus years of having sex and 'trying' all these 'new' things I'm sure I know by now what I like and don't!! lmao

I very occasionally offer quickies, but only if I'm having a quiet day and it is definitely my shortest booking. A client I'd bet before texted me saying he knew my rate for 15 minutes (as he'd had that once before) he then asked if he could do 10 minutes for less than half than what I offer quickies for. I told him that clients don't get to choose my rates!

Another utter dickhead really wound me up the other day. After oral he said he hoped I enjoyed it. I said I did. But then he went on about it. He said he hated to think I was just doing this job because I was desperate for money.  For some reason this really offended me because I felt like he wanted me to justify myself. The way he said it wound me up so badly I snapped, which I very rarely do.

I have a regular who often says it , he means well and is old fashioned , but we have a love hate relationship that has grown ( used to drive me nuts)

I've told him off more times than I can count and last time he tried to re-word it " I really just can't understand why an intelligent woman like you has to do this " ( don't worry he has had numerous responses but that time I grabbed his money saying " right that's it OUT take your money and seriously GET OUT"

Don't know why it gets me so bad , like right under my skin , but he apologised no end and begged to stay , he's easy to make happy and now seems to have had a personality transplant.

He also always say " thanks for putting up with me " and brings beautiful gifts ...he's v cute really just old fashioned and can't get his head around me making an analytical decision to do this , I love it most of the time , it's rare I don't lol