He said make sure you wash that pussy well... I am very clean but he assumes.   So I paused for a few seconds then laughedcsaying and yes when you come here showering make sure you wash your cock good...

Don't forget to add "and make sure you wash your arse crack properly. I don't want to find bits of shitty loo roll stuck there or get skid marks on my sheets. Oh, and don't forget to wash your pits and put deodorant on coz I don't want to be covered in smelly wet armpit sweat. And make sure your dental hygiene is up to scratch too". Or a simple  "fuck off"

Had guy with no feedback funily enough, asking if I could prove I was HIV & STD free. Thought it was a wind up but he actually called & left a voicemail. Needless to say he sounded odd & asking for a reply to his email that I deleted. 

I am pregnant and currently still working. The number of requests for bareback now are unreal but this morning one text asked if I will do bareback, because he is a married man so definitely clean. When I replied with just 'No' (because I have no patience for this question when my profile clearly states I don't offer it) he said 'I wouldn't normally ask but your pregnant so I know that you can't get pregnant again and are safe'

Do they think pregnancy is the only reason for protection! I find it really rude that they assume because I'm pregnant I would risk my health. I had one offer me 200 for half hour booking last week and when I refused he said you can't say no ?200 is a lot of money for a family with children. How dare he assume I'm so desperate just because I'm in this job. I told him I get plenty money doing the things I actually offer and I don't need his money 

One phoned me not long ago asking for a discount for ?40 for half an hour. Because he is a George Clooney younger version. I polity declined then he said if you don't ask you don't get.  What a cheek of him pouncing me off like an auction.

Euggghhhhh I hate arrogant men. The whole point of the George Clooney thing is that he IS older. Jeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

One asked if i do kinky service so asked him like pp what. His responce was a school girl and to put a bag over my head. I am over the moon these dick head leeches wont be around me much longer.

A client earlier this week asked why it's so difficult to get a booking with me, I said I limit myself to 3 to 4 clients per day, he advised me that I should see more clients and I'd earn more. 

Ok pimp daddy!

A client earlier this week asked why it's so difficult to get a booking with me, I said I limit myself to 3 to 4 clients per day, he advised me that I should see more clients and I'd earn more. 

Ok pimp daddy!

 I would have replied: "Whose the Daddy? You is the Daddy!!! lmao :-))

I very occasionally offer quickies, but only if I'm having a quiet day and it is definitely my shortest booking. A client I'd bet before texted me saying he knew my rate for 15 minutes (as he'd had that once before) he then asked if he could do 10 minutes for less than half than what I offer quickies for. I told him that clients don't get to choose my rates!

Another utter dickhead really wound me up the other day. After oral he said he hoped I enjoyed it. I said I did. But then he went on about it. He said he hated to think I was just doing this job because I was desperate for money.  For some reason this really offended me because I felt like he wanted me to justify myself. The way he said it wound me up so badly I snapped, which I very rarely do.