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Nova

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #165 on: 25 August 2016, 05:14:01 pm »
I saw a client on a Saturday and during the booking, I happened to mention that I work 2 jobs.
He actually said, "2 jobs and no work on a Saturday?!"
I was like WTF??? "Um, I'm actually working right now. This is a job."
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LadyOfTheNight

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #166 on: 25 August 2016, 05:50:16 pm »
Quote from: Nova on 25 August 2016, 05:14:01 pm
I saw a client on a Saturday and during the booking, I happened to mention that I work 2 jobs.
He actually said, "2 jobs and no work on a Saturday?!"
I was like WTF??? "Um, I'm actually working right now. This is a job."

Yeh like the ones that say 'it must be so easy doing this' or I would love to be doing this.

Yeh its a breeze every single client is lovely, none are unpleasant or dangerous  ::)
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newbieNW

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #167 on: 25 August 2016, 07:30:34 pm »
Yup..  :)

I had something similar.

Him: would you like an hour's fun at my place & then take you out to dinner?
Me:  sorry, I cannot visit you.
Him:  oh, I didn't mean to invite you as an escort but it's an invite as a friend.  No sexual connotation involved, I meant.
Me: ------------- (gone silent)
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Lushblossom

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #168 on: 26 August 2016, 10:37:49 am »
Nova that did make me laugh.  Yes they honestly don't see it as work do they!  Just a few get the work but they are few and far between.  I have found the ones who do understand our job better than most have high intelligence.
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meetingdiversity

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #169 on: 26 August 2016, 01:29:30 pm »
A client asked my price for half an hour.  He then replied with are you worth it?. How arrogant.  I texted him no your not worth my time. I see respectable clients. He then texted only joking.

The client was acting suspicious any way he said he was jebious of doing this he had a gf.

No one is forcing you hunny I thought to myself.  It is going to be one of those days I just know it. 



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meetingdiversity

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« Reply #170 on: 01 September 2016, 01:32:37 pm »
A client questioned whether I was white or dark skinned. You would think he is blind. It is obvious. I know I'm purple and red. :) Taking a breather here resisting replying.

Very silly man. I can tell his white and this is by his voice. He seen my photo.

Either he likes what he sees or he doesn't simple. I'm tempted to text back if he has a small dock or a medium or a large. And is he good in bed. Answer me this then will for him.



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BibiofLeeds

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #171 on: 01 September 2016, 01:43:07 pm »
I've had several clients ask me over the phone if I am asian..I guess the pics of a white blue eyed lady doesn't seem to register with them...
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #172 on: 01 September 2016, 01:45:25 pm »
My favourite thicko was the guy from Viva Street who thought that 'Caucasian' meant I was Thai...
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meetingdiversity

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #173 on: 01 September 2016, 01:54:50 pm »
Even a child would know and these are grown adults. Things like this put me off clients. For playing dumbest. And I use natural photos.

The margority know but the few ask stupid questions. No wonder they pay for sex.

I am dark it is obvious blimy.... So in the end asked him to phone me. He phoned while writing this. :) Now was my chance to 've his teacher asking him what does he think?.

Then diverted him to my advert to try to learn. I'm not playing along with stupid questions.

« Last Edit: 01 September 2016, 02:01:14 pm by meetingdiversity »
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Willow Summers

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #174 on: 02 September 2016, 08:10:00 am »
On cam last night some idiot on free chat said this

'Some girls wont even stand up in free chat. Must all the glue they sniff, makes them stick to the chair'

My reply ' yeah, cuz all whores are low life drug addicts, is that what youre saying?'  The room went quiet and he quickly vanished. What a tosser
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Willow Summers

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« Reply #175 on: 02 September 2016, 08:13:28 am »
Also on cam, a different tosser said this

Him- 'Stand up me me'
Me - i will in group
Him - go on, ive just got credit and it could all be yours
Me - nah, im also not gonna beg you for money

Idiot man
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meetingdiversity

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« Reply #176 on: 03 September 2016, 03:34:07 pm »
One just phoned saying his std free would I consider bareback. No hell in a chance Matey. He can take his dirty cock else where. Feel sorry for those who offer bb.  Luckily I have a reg due in 5 minutes. :)
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Luciexx

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #177 on: 03 September 2016, 08:09:28 pm »
Someone I saw once said that he wouldn't be able to see me again.  I said, "oh I see. I hope you take care." He booked again after three weeks. ???
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katrina

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« Reply #178 on: 03 September 2016, 09:39:03 pm »
A client was looking at the poppers bottles I have on the side, I asked if he wanted to try them,  he said "What are they?" I said "They give you an intense head rush, some people like to use them to help with anal..." He said in all seriousness "Oh right what do you do put them up their bum?"   ;D
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meetingdiversity

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« Reply #179 on: 03 September 2016, 09:49:32 pm »
Quote from: Luciexx on 03 September 2016, 08:09:28 pm
Someone I saw once said that he wouldn't be able to see me again.  I said, "oh I see. I hope you take care." He booked again after three weeks. ???

I need to respond like this hope you don't mind me borrowing. :)
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