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Re: They said what???
« Reply #15 on: 06 May 2016, 01:09:48 pm »
Elderly client on a booking.He pays and then asks how much extra it is for bareback.I tell him I don't do bareback and ask him how we both know the other is sti free.His reply well I only bareback bbws like you because you obviously don't have diseases or you would be skinny....

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #16 on: 06 May 2016, 01:11:29 pm »
Elderly client on a booking.He pays and then asks how much extra it is for bareback.I tell him I don't do bareback and ask him how we both know the other is sti free.His reply well I only bareback bbws like you because you obviously don't have diseases or you would be skinny....

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #17 on: 06 May 2016, 01:12:53 pm »
Elderly client on a booking.He pays and then asks how much extra it is for bareback.I tell him I don't do bareback and ask him how we both know the other is sti free.His reply well I only bareback bbws like you because you obviously don't have diseases or you would be skinny....

Erm what?  :o ;D

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #18 on: 06 May 2016, 01:24:58 pm »
Elderly client on a booking.He pays and then asks how much extra it is for bareback.I tell him I don't do bareback and ask him how we both know the other is sti free.His reply well I only bareback bbws like you because you obviously don't have diseases or you would be skinny....

Erm what?  :o ;D
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #19 on: 06 May 2016, 01:48:21 pm »
Elderly client on a booking.He pays and then asks how much extra it is for bareback.I tell him I don't do bareback and ask him how we both know the other is sti free.His reply well I only bareback bbws like you because you obviously don't have diseases or you would be skinny....

 O dear, O dear,  :FF :FF
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Re: They said what???
« Reply #20 on: 06 May 2016, 01:48:58 pm »
Elderly client on a booking.He pays and then asks how much extra it is for bareback.I tell him I don't do bareback and ask him how we both know the other is sti free.His reply well I only bareback bbws like you because you obviously don't have diseases or you would be skinny....

the stupid is strong

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #21 on: 06 May 2016, 02:29:51 pm »
Elderly client on a booking.He pays and then asks how much extra it is for bareback.I tell him I don't do bareback and ask him how we both know the other is sti free.His reply well I only bareback bbws like you because you obviously don't have diseases or you would be skinny....

Rofl omg!

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #22 on: 06 May 2016, 03:19:32 pm »
Elderly client on a booking.He pays and then asks how much extra it is for bareback.I tell him I don't do bareback and ask him how we both know the other is sti free.His reply well I only bareback bbws like you because you obviously don't have diseases or you would be skinny....

Absolutely wetting myself on that one !!

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #23 on: 06 May 2016, 04:36:16 pm »
FB and Lb you're both right, he's an obnoxious pathetic little man, he never had children or animals so he hasn't got a clue how much they cost (or how much genuine happiness they bring) He's got no living relatives and certainly no friends. At first his unwanted 'advice' really annoyed me but I've heard his shite that many times that its just really boring now. I would like to dump him but he's convenient as he books Sunday evenings when I'm not doing anything and he only lives 10 minutes away so I just think of the money and humour him, I've started saying things to him like "Are you sure you're ok (his name) you keep repeating yourself"  ;-)

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #24 on: 06 May 2016, 04:57:21 pm »
Elderly client on a booking.He pays and then asks how much extra it is for bareback.I tell him I don't do bareback and ask him how we both know the other is sti free.His reply well I only bareback bbws like you because you obviously don't have diseases or you would be skinny....

A lot of these old folks are so mis informed, he's probably thinking that only hiv exists and that you shrink and die from it! The silly twat!


 

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #25 on: 06 May 2016, 05:40:15 pm »
I just said that I didn't think the clap or herpes puts people off their food particularly.He just had a sort of puzzled look on his face like I was the village idiot not him! :D

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #26 on: 06 May 2016, 06:10:34 pm »
Most memorable one of mine is "So was your child a work accident?"

Only other one I can remember is you don't do bareback and I don't so can we do it together as we're both clean.

I try to block and forget  the idiot things they say as soon as they  have said it.  ;D

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #27 on: 06 May 2016, 06:14:28 pm »
Most memorable one of mine is "So was your child a work accident?"

Only other one I can remember is you don't do bareback and I don't so can we do it together as we're both clean.

I try to block and forget  the idiot things they say as soon as they  have said it.  ;D

Oh ditto, the worst I had was so is your daughter going to be a hustler like her mother.  :FF

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #28 on: 06 May 2016, 06:18:28 pm »
In a punting review he wrote...she had a tummy and then some ::)

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Re: They said what???
« Reply #29 on: 06 May 2016, 06:39:55 pm »
A seriously coked-up little shit was brutal when I refused multiple pleas to join him in a line;
"..and you say you are only in your 40's? Blimey, you must have had a hard paper round!"

Yeah, didn't laugh in 1978 when I first heard that joke on Telly either  :-\