Author Topic: They said what??? (Read 211287 times)

lapetitemort · « **Reply #105 on:** 22 July 2016, 07:01:40 pm »

Just from ONE client yesterday -
'You must be loaded'
'Have you ever had a real job?'
'You wouldn't be able to have a boyfriend whilst you were an escort, that would be way too harsh! (I'm married, but tell clients I'm single)
'How much do you make a month?'

All of this followed by proceeding to look through my personal items before I had a chance to kick the bugger out... won't be seeing him again

Lem0nade · « **Reply #106 on:** 23 July 2016, 02:08:47 am »

Absolute worst: Guy who turned up drunk/on coke... Spent the entire hour rambling about beating up exes, and kept asking me if I was scared of him. When I replied that no, I was not, har har har, he said he could have a gun in his pocket. Lovely.

newbieNW · « **Reply #107 on:** 23 July 2016, 08:43:57 am »

Dodgy punter material.

katrina · « **Reply #108 on:** 23 July 2016, 01:40:09 pm »

Quote from: Lem0nade on 23 July 2016, 02:08:47 am

Absolute worst: Guy who turned up drunk/on coke... Spent the entire hour rambling about beating up exes, and kept asking me if I was scared of him. When I replied that no, I was not, har har har, he said he could have a gun in his pocket. Lovely.

I would have been tempted to say something like "Yes and I could have a big bodyguard ready at a seconds notice to evict any unruly visitors"

newbieNW · « **Reply #109 on:** 23 July 2016, 11:28:11 pm »

A punter who goes completely soft. I don't remember the first time. 3/4th time, he went on " he does not wanna play does he?" He goes hard and as soon as the condom is on, he goes soft. So I said, let's take the condom off, thinking it's not gonna happen and wanking might do the trick. He goes, "are you sure? "

He seemed to think I was going to fuck him without any condom. So I said, lots of punters ( "men", I said) take a blue pill, as I did not want to repeat the same again - fine if he comes back with some treatment or took offense and he would never come back. No pun intended

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katrina · « **Reply #110 on:** 24 July 2016, 12:07:41 am »

Quote from: newbieNW on 23 July 2016, 11:28:11 pm

A punter who goes completely soft. I don't remember the first time. 3/4th time, he went on " he does not wanna play does he?" He goes hard and as soon as the condom is on, he goes soft. So I said, let's take the condom off, thinking it's not gonna happen and wanking might do the trick. He goes, "are you sure? " He seemed to think I was going to fuck him without any condom.

Bless him he really thought his luck was in and you were going to 'help' him out by letting him go bare... As if

The look on their face is priceless when this scenario happens...I've sometimes pretended to go without by holding the cock near the top of my leg and they've fucked away at my hand near my thigh and suddenly came really quickly (in my hand) its all in their mind lol

newbieNW · « **Reply #111 on:** 24 July 2016, 09:16:11 am »

katrina

Thank YOU. It's so brilliant to know that someone else had the similar experience.

He eventually did come but I doubt he would be back anytime soon. I have three others like him but never considered suggesting a blue pill (not yet, at least).

There was another thread on this topic but I could not find anymore.

Another (repeat) punter said, " I like these so and so (multiple items) from Ann Summers, I would like you to wear them for me at the next booking. I said, "I'll take a look". After looking at the website, I told him that I could not find one item he was referring to. This morning, he tells me, "Ann Summers got all of these and I have seen them at the store".

I was under the impression that he couldn't get to the store and buy them for himself. So I decided to suggest him to get them for himself.

Lem0nade · « **Reply #112 on:** 24 July 2016, 04:17:46 pm »

Quote from: katrina on 23 July 2016, 01:40:09 pm

I would have been tempted to say something like "Yes and I could have a big bodyguard ready at a seconds notice to evict any unruly visitors"

Ah, if only!

katrina · « **Reply #113 on:** 25 July 2016, 09:55:56 am »

Quote from: newbieNW on 24 July 2016, 09:16:11 am

Another (repeat) punter said, " I like these so and so (multiple items) from Ann Summers, I would like you to wear them for me at the next booking. I said, "I'll take a look". After looking at the website, I told him that I could not find one item he was referring to. This morning, he tells me, "Ann Summers got all of these and I have seen them at the store". I was under the impression that he couldn't get to the store and buy them for himself. So I decided to suggest him to get them for himself.

So he's really expecting you to go out and buy these items to wear for him?

newbieNW · « **Reply #114 on:** 25 July 2016, 08:40:45 pm »

Yes!!

katrina · « **Reply #115 on:** 25 July 2016, 08:45:49 pm »

Quote from: newbieNW on 25 July 2016, 08:40:45 pm

Yes!!

What a cheek!!

newbieNW · « **Reply #116 on:** 25 July 2016, 08:57:15 pm »

I know!!!

I'm glad that you think so, too.

Y211 · « **Reply #117 on:** 06 August 2016, 06:57:21 am »

"Are you sure you can't do oral without a condom? I promise I'm clean, I go to the gym all the time!"

VoluptuousCurves · « **Reply #118 on:** 06 August 2016, 10:15:46 am »

Quote from: Y211 on 06 August 2016, 06:57:21 am

"Are you sure you can't do oral without a condom? I promise I'm clean, I go to the gym all the time!"

Ah yes, the gym, that well known barrier method...

Emi787 · « **Reply #119 on:** 06 August 2016, 10:30:20 am »

Its strange. Of all my time escorting the only thing I've ever caught anything is something on my feet, via clients trampling on my bathroom towels. From what I've gathered, its from some men who use the gym who use the showers there.

I visit local GUM clinics every 1-2 months yet none of them seem concerned what so ever with the odd tiny tiny "scabs?" on my feet. Yet STI/D tests are always clean? what are the chances of that? I mean of all the sheer, sheer amount of OWO and other things I've done? Strange...

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