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UrbaneAspects

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ROFL!
« on: 09 April 2009, 11:20:13 pm »
Im on one of the modeling websites and just came across this and just had to show it...I just laughed when I saw it.

Alright, show's over now  :D. Just something funny I wanted to put up. If you would like the link, PM me
« Last Edit: 12 April 2009, 10:56:08 pm by JoeyR »

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Re: Big dick alert! ROFL!
« Reply #1 on: 10 April 2009, 01:51:16 pm »
SORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Big dick alert! ROFL!
« Reply #2 on: 10 April 2009, 07:25:12 pm »
Just crossed my legs. Would need two hands to give him a poor mans special

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Re: Big dick alert! ROFL!
« Reply #3 on: 10 April 2009, 08:17:46 pm »
Fabulous. If he wasn't ugly as sin he would be my kind of guy...
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
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UrbaneAspects

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Re: Big dick alert! ROFL!
« Reply #4 on: 10 April 2009, 08:37:01 pm »
Fabulous. If he wasn't ugly as sin he would be my kind of guy...

you're a PRO to be able to handle something like that LOL! I wouldnt be able to nothing, merely sit there in awe.

However, I will say that I had met a guy here a coupel times who was short, and weighed about 150 pounds. He wore glasses. He must of had some Italian in him, cute...and a huge thing. I knew where it was NOT going. I've also found that some guys with huge things tend to not get as hard as someone with an average length one. I guess it takes alot to keep it up

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Re: Big dick alert! ROFL!
« Reply #5 on: 11 April 2009, 11:41:43 pm »
Photoshop?

Something weird going on with this guy's balls otherwise.
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Re: Big dick alert! ROFL!
« Reply #6 on: 12 April 2009, 12:28:19 pm »
Looking closely in the interests of research :) I think he's on the way down from an erection and it's just going floppy without getting much smaller. The skin where his foreskin used to be is very stretched. His scrotum does look a bit odd, but when he's harder, it is probably nearer his body.

I am surprised any escort would make rude comments about his looks. I'd do him. He's a lot nicer looking than some.

I will have to take a photo the next time I come down like this for comparison :)

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Re: Big dick alert! ROFL!
« Reply #7 on: 12 April 2009, 01:57:51 pm »
I am surprised any escort would make rude comments about his looks. I'd do him. He's a lot nicer looking than some.

Professionally I'd do him. Professionally I'd probably give him a discount - I am a bit of a size queen. But come off it...
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling

UrbaneAspects

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Re: Big dick alert! ROFL!
« Reply #8 on: 12 April 2009, 10:51:06 pm »
Professionally I'd do him.

Professionally you'd probably be in the trauma unit by the time you're finished.

I will have to take a photo the next time I come down like this for comparison :)

well we cant wait to see, you're next too Benny  ;)
« Last Edit: 12 April 2009, 10:57:59 pm by JoeyR »

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Re: Big dick alert! ROFL!
« Reply #9 on: 13 April 2009, 10:14:23 am »
Professionally you'd probably be in the trauma unit by the time you're finished.

Please. I could take a mini with enough deep breathing...
« Last Edit: 13 April 2009, 10:18:22 am by bennyboywonder »
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
"if" - Rudyard Kipling