The rant thread!!

[xSweetCheeksx]

Thought we need one to let off steam now and again lol.
Bloody clients getting on my tits today.
1st of all a client booked me for 1pm who's a regular. No sign at 1.05pm so I txt him and he said he booked for 1.30. I looked back at all messages and he booked for 1pm so I bust a gut paying for a taxi to the hotel for nothing when I had time to walk.
Then after my bed sheet incident last week with a client that some of you will no about, I bought a cheap throw to put over the bed and when we got down to it I was giving him OWO and I could tell he was about to cum and he knows I don't do CIM so told him and he was like 'oh yeh' and pulled out and came a shit ton on the throw. WHY!?!?  You just don't purposely think oh fuck it, I'll cum all over the bed. Oh and to top it off I have a happy hour rate between 2-6pm and he paid me the happy hour rate to add insult to injury which eben if the hour booking runs into the 2pm mark, he should ask rather than assume. 

Then 2nd client if the day due at 5.30. Again a regular so I txt and ask if he's near and he was like 'stuck in traffic, will be 20mins". Well yeah don't let me know will you! I'll just sit here and wait seen as the world revolves around you.

Then had an annoying person who wouldn't stop texting me begging for a face pic. Don't think so.

Then someone phones me. Asking for my address cause he said 'i'm coming to see you now'. Errr no you're not, did I say I'm free!?

So yeah, little things like that really annoy me and thought we need a thread to let off steam. Lol.

[xSweetCheeksx]

2nd client still not here. Today's been a piss take! If he actually turns up i'm defo not seeing him again. 

[sourgrapes]

I know it all sounds like "little things", but it's actually cumulative - men thinking they owe us no manners, consideration or courtesy because we're "only prostitutes", and the usual rules of polite society don't apply. The ignorance and arrogance of behaving as though all we're good for is dancing around their egos, time table and penises at all times. Not "little things" at all, but a giant value judgment that goes on all the time and that never pans out in our favor. It's depressing and infuriating.

[Nia Hope]

You read my mind! Had an email from a guy that has emailed me multiple times asking for a booking, I refuse him every time because he has feedback from girls that bare back, he swears blind I've seen him before when I know I haven't so ask him to describe my incall place, he says he can't remember because he was stunned by how sexy I was!

Also 5 texts and counting asking for "sex ?30, postcode ASAP"

Also caught a client trying to steal a bottle of poppers from my room! X

[xSweetCheeksx]

I totally agree sourgrapes. I'm totally fed up after today. My 5.30 booking never got back to me either and although I have had a booking with him once and he actually turned up, he's messed me about far too much so here's the text he got...
'Never book me again, you can forget it! Other clients don't piss me about like this so I don't see why you need to. Totally rude! '.
No reply back at all.

And omg Nia, they take liberties. 30quid ,like yeah jog on. I had a guy earlier trying to knock my prices down and i'm finding it hard to bite my tongue with some of them lately x

[Nia Hope]

I totally agree sourgrapes. I'm totally fed up after today. My 5.30 booking never got back to me either and although I have had a booking with him once and he actually turned up, he's messed me about far too much so here's the text he got...
'Never book me again, you can forget it! Other clients don't piss me about like this so I don't see why you need to. Totally rude! '.
No reply back at all.

And omg Nia, they take liberties. 30quid ,like yeah jog on. I had a guy earlier trying to knock my prices down and i'm finding it hard to bite my tongue with some of them lately x

When I get a no show or last minute bullshit cancellation I don't even text them anymore, I had a guy cancel via text 10 minutes prior the booking last week, he had requested watersports so I was dressed to the nines nearly wetting myself! He used the "I've been called into work" excuse!

[xSweetCheeksx]

Omg that is the worst excuse in the book lol and so damn obvious they're talking shit.x

[Nia Hope]

Omg that is the worst excuse in the book lol and so damn obvious they're talking shit.x

Soooooo many use it though! Always makes me laugh x

[xSweetCheeksx]

Omg that is the worst excuse in the book lol and so damn obvious they're talking shit.x

Soooooo many use it though! Always makes me laugh x

Same cause it's that pathetic lol x