Hi Ladies,
I got this email a few weeks ago, my jaw literally hit the ground, I dont know if it's funny, tragic, disgusting or very clever, or a crazy mix of them all!  I checked his website again recently - so far no one has gone for this 'AMAZING' offer.   I know we all get loads of junk mail, but this takes the cake! Really hope no one falls for this! I have removed his website, not sure if I'm allowed to put it on here.

Hi,

My name is J** and I have recently launched 'London Punter', a site to provide impartial reviews of escort services to guys looking to book an escort in London.

http://*************

Benefits

    * You can link your escort site to your review on our site and show a guaranteed impartial, independent review of your services to visitors to your site which should help secure a booking.
    * We will write an in depth review of the service you provided during a session with you and also provide contact details and a link  to your site, as well as reference your review in our homepage searches.
    * It is free, although you will have to supply your services free for 1 hour as I will come to your apartment and spend a 1 hour full services session with you. 
    * Punters are demanding that they see what escorts look like without any digital enhancements or photo shop techniques applied. i will bring a professional digital SLR camera and take natural pictures of you which will not be enhanced with photo shop. These pictures will be used on the site. I will also take a 1 minute video of you. All these services are free of charge.
    * Our site is being bookmarked at 1000's of social bookmarking sites, blog directories and article directories and so traffic to the site will be high and very relevant. With a good review, you will drive a lot of punters looking for London escort services having read your review on our site.



How do we make money if the service is free?

We will request that you link your site to ours in return for the above service. We will then plan to make money through selling advertising space on the site.

Book a session and review with me

To arrange for a review to be booked, all you have to do is email me and we can agree a mutually convenient time that I can come over to your place to have the review session with you. As the service is free to London escorts I am likely to be booked up so bookings and review slots will be given on a first come, first served basis. At the moment I am fully available.

Take care,

All the best,

J** x

ha ha well done him!

I guess it's technically only a con if he doesnt put up a review! lol

Makes a change form "I am a male escort, let's do some share content".

the most tragic I had was someone who emailed me and his proposal was that he gives me ideas for movies to make for my AW profile and he gets a cut of them?! yeah well done 

OMGG. LOL. There is noone on this earth who would fall for that.

The best part of his sales pitch is:

As the service is free to London escorts I am likely to be booked up so bookings and review slots will be given on a first come, first served basis. At the moment I am fully available.

I really hope he remains fully available, what a rotten specimen preying on girls who dont know any better.  If he put the same amount of energy into just getting a job he would be able to afford the girl of his choice.  Lazy sod.

Super.

I hope he emails me, I have a large unlubricated strap-on with his name on it.

Awww me too 

Hahaha, we should all get together and give him an hour he will never forget!

Yeh a serious bumming with the biggest ever vibrator and NO lube 

I got this one last week, I think I rolled around on the floor clutching my sides for a good 30 minutes. Twit.