Once a client was playing with my feet, when all the sudden in a quick motion he stuck all my toes into his mouth,
witch made me so surprised and ticklish at the same time, i kicked him in his mouth, poor guy

Once i also had a regular who had been seeing me every week for 4 months,
i did not like him, he always smelled, even after taking a shower :/ and + he was very annoying, 
on one of our bookings he asked me afterwards, "how was it for you?"
And i was going to say "Awesome" but all that came out was  "Awful..", i tried to correct myself
needless to say, he never came back to see me. :/

Once a client was playing with my feet, when all the sudden in a quick motion he stuck all my toes into his mouth,
witch made me so surprised and ticklish at the same time, i kicked him in his mouth, poor guy

Once i also had a regular who had been seeing me every week for 4 months,
i did not like him, he always smelled, even after taking a shower :/ and + he was very annoying, 
on one of our bookings he asked me afterwards, "how was it for you?"
And i was going to say "Awesome" but all that came out was  "Awful..", i tried to correct myself
needless to say, he never came back to see me. :/

I  had that toe thing. Client was kissing his way around the top of my feet and I twitched and told him to be careful as my toes are very ticklish so he thought sucking my toes would be an ace idea, clearly he liked the giggles, unfortunately  i didnt expect it and jerked and toe kicked him in the back of his throat. He recovered after a bit of coughing and spluttering and I said "tut tut?won't do that again will you"

I did feel awful though?its why I warned him  not too.

I have to be very careful when doing my soapsuds massage as if Mr Willy boings the wrong way just as Im slithering a mother way it could cause a problem but a few times just as Ive pushed off for a slide the guy has decided to move and those soapsuds are slippy, not much stopping the slide so I have got the odd bullock at the wrong angle once or twice. They do stay still after that though. its not deliberate and I do feel awful but what can you do x

I wore a plain black vest top in place of a skirt recently for a regular who likes a secretary outfit and a bit of mild roleplay He's really fussy about the outfit and just 20min before he was due to arrive I realised I hadn't brought the skirt with me and was in a panic because the outfit is an important part of the booking for him! I was sure he would cancel as I'd have to tell him, at such short notice, but decided to give the vest top a go and just kinda tucked the straps in discreetly... he even said I looked great when he walked in, and I kept having to tuck the straps away during the booking but if he noticed he didn't say anything!

I had a regular come round and I forgot that I was on a little bit of a bleed.

I can usually work through bleeding as I am very light and irregular due to the contraceptive implant.

My tactic whilst working is to put in a tampon whilst waiting for them to arrive then ditch it last minute.

Well, once I forgot to ditch it. With this in mind, I got him onto the edge of the bed to give him a blowie, and whilst on my knees, managed to pull out the tampon and shove it under the bed for later!

He never knew!

I don't have mirrors in my room - so I make faces behind a clients back sometimes.... just to amuse myself xxx

If I'm working with another lady, we make faces at each other...sometimes it's hard no to laugh xxx

Despicable me.

I do that!! Xx

If I'm working with another lady, we make faces at each other...sometimes it's hard no to laugh xxx

Me too

I had the urge to tickle a clients foot today. I resisted though! It was right by my hand and he wasn't looking. Then I thought of this thread and you girls making silly faces.