The worst thing I've done is when a new client had booked me for an overnight, he wanted a back massage before he fell asleep. He rolled over on to his front to reveal a back covered in pustules, spots and hairy moles! Panicking and not wanting to touch his back, I told him to close his eyes and after quickly scanning the room, grabbed a fork from our earlier room service meal. I told him I was using a new back scratcher that I was testing out on him and, as he had kept his eyes shut until he fell asleep, was none the wiser!
The only problem was that he has become a regular so I had to Blue Peter one of my forks and remember to include it in my kit every time I see him!
Rachex