She also seems to be genuinely turned on by all her clients - maybe my memory is fuzzy but in the tv series, don't they completely avoid mentioning that sometimes, a guy turns up who just gives you the creeps, pokes you repeatedly in the bumhole with an un-lubed, sharp-nailed finger, doesn't say a word the whole time (just scowls at you) and then tries to overstay but eventually stomps back home to give you a terrible review? How could they miss that out?! Of course, it's good that that they didn't try to portray all clients like that, because they simply aren't - the majority are Your Common, Garden-Variety Bloke Who Is Perfectly Lovely In His Own Way. But... I don't remember Belle having anything other than totally awesome sex all the time. Oh wait - didn't she do a duo with that irritating other escort in maybe the second or whatever series? The guy there was pretty horrifying.

Quote from: EmilyJones on 21 July 2010, 07:32:05 am

She also seems to be genuinely turned on by all her clients - maybe my memory is fuzzy but in the tv series, don't they completely avoid mentioning that sometimes, a guy turns up who just gives you the creeps, pokes you repeatedly in the bumhole with an un-lubed, sharp-nailed finger, doesn't say a word the whole time (just scowls at you) and then tries to overstay but eventually stomps back home to give you a terrible review? How could they miss that out?! Of course, it's good that that they didn't try to portray all clients like that, because they simply aren't - the majority are Your Common, Garden-Variety Bloke Who Is Perfectly Lovely In His Own Way. But... I don't remember Belle having anything other than totally awesome sex all the time. Oh wait - didn't she do a duo with that irritating other escort in maybe the second or whatever series? The guy there was pretty horrifying.

Or the client who takes a shower and still leaves shit stains on your bed.
Or the client who's cock is so small that the condom keeps slipping off and nearly choking you.
Or the client who pretends to take a shower.
Or the clients who pushes your head down so hard it hurts your neck.
Or the clients who wants you to talk dirty to him, whilst sucking his cock.
Or the client who texts like a 12 year old.
Or the client who tries to do your head in with all kinds of psycho-babble crap.
Or the clients who stalk you after one appointment.
Or the regular client who comes to see your weekly, and shorts you a 20.
Or the client who's dick is so large you cant even get your hand around it, much less your lips, and he wants anal.
Or the client who has you dress up like some stupid cartoon character, and decides he was only taking the piss.
Or.... (fill in the blank)