This thread just shows how funny this job can be and it isn't all work or mentally draining!
Too many to remember all now but two which still make me smile at the memory.
Years ago I used to visit a very old man, he was late eighties and a widower then but sprightly enough. He thought of himself as some kind of dom master but looking back he was terrible at it. On my arrival he brought out the tea set and "fancy" biscuits and we had that (it was always a 2 hr booking) while we talked then he would go into the hall and open the cupboard door. Looking like father xmas he came back to the living room with a huge black bin bag over his shoulder. It contained all his dom stuff to tie me to the chair and shackle me to the door with those over door devices plus other items we never got around to using and it took him so long to do it all I just thought this is nice I am paid for doing nothing here.
No real sex as he couldn't but he liked to touch me and play with my body while I was helpless. Easy but boring for me but what happened next was the funniest bit. End of session and he placed everything back in the plastic sack. He tied the top with string which had a label attached.
In case of death please dispose of this bag without opening.His son lived a few miles away and the old guy told me (each time I visited) that if he died in his sleep his son would never find out his dad's secret as he would do as instructed on the label and not look in the sack.
I think he really believed this is how it would happen.
Eventually I stopped seeing him as he became so possessive and wanted me to meet him out of hours and just talk but I wasn't interested. I am sure he will have passed on to the dungeon in the sky by now.
I have another funny one but will save for later as my dog wants his breakfast and keeps pawing me.