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saltysweet

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #15 on: 01 December 2018, 04:14:19 pm »
Next door to his mom's bedroom, he said she wouldn't bother us. ???
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Lucie268

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #16 on: 01 December 2018, 07:05:30 pm »
One client was going down on me and his phone sat nav announced 'you have arrived at your destination'.
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Ellie B

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #17 on: 02 December 2018, 12:42:50 am »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 01 December 2018, 07:05:30 pm
One client was going down on me and his phone sat nav announced 'you have arrived at your destination'.

That is so funny!!! Good old technology!!!

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laceygracie

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #18 on: 02 December 2018, 09:44:11 am »
Oh my goodness keep these coming, I really needed a good laugh today!  ;D

Any kind of roleplay sessions usually make me giggle. My favourite was with a realllyy posh boy who wanted a 'chavvy/roadgirl' semi dom RP. I think I said something like 'I'm gonna make you shop at Lidl' and we both just cracked up lol


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Lucie268

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #19 on: 02 December 2018, 10:22:24 am »
Quote from: Ellie B on 02 December 2018, 12:42:50 am
That is so funny!!! Good old technology!!!

hahaha I know, I was like 'oh aye so you have'.
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #20 on: 02 December 2018, 11:12:30 am »
Quote from: laceygracie on 02 December 2018, 09:44:11 am
I said something like 'I'm gonna make you shop at Lidl' and we both just cracked up lol

Reminded me of the guy who wanted housewife roleplay

I said something about going shopping and  bogof

He phoned the next morning for his free session  :FF :FF :FF :FF
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #21 on: 02 December 2018, 07:06:28 pm »
Quote from: laceygracie on 02 December 2018, 09:44:11 am
I said something like 'I'm gonna make you shop at Lidl' and we both just cracked up lol

Oh god that's gold. Next time a client asks for "slutty" roleplay I'm definitely using that one!

(I shop at Aldi and Lidl all the time BTW)
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #22 on: 13 December 2018, 08:10:41 am »
Had a few tgirls/transvesites over years.
One particular was so convincing and s/he did look convincingly hot :)

Some though have been particularly bad! Some just can’t look convincing however hard they try!
One looked so bad it was total comedy, dressed in a dress, nylons, spouting a beard as well!

He’d booked a girl girl. Me and a friend turned up and almost collapsed in fits of laughter. Can remember being alone in the bathroom giggling, trying to keep a straight face as “Andrea” waited outside!

To perform together, keep composed and professional and not explode into fits of laughter was almost impossible! We got through it and later when he left we hit the bar and laughed and laughed all night!
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #23 on: 15 December 2018, 09:45:55 am »
I wrote about this one before
Had a client who wanted a mother in law role play
We did this role play  and he brought clothes for me to wear. Sort of older lady think Maggie Thatcher power  suits but all very good quality from shops like Jaguar and Harvey Nicks. Even brought the shows in the style that the Queen wears with a stubby sensible heel luckily they fitted me  .

Afterwards he was  very carefully packing away the clothes into suit bags and I asked him what his plans were for the rest of the day - just general chit chat

“Oh I’m taking this stuff to the charity shop they belonged to my dead mother in law she passed away a few month ago “

I’m rarely speechless but this guy managed that 😂
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #24 on: 15 December 2018, 09:23:49 pm »
Quote from: ParisB on 15 December 2018, 09:45:55 am
I wrote about this one before
Had a client who wanted a mother in law role play
We did this role play  and he brought clothes for me to wear. Sort of older lady think Maggie Thatcher power  suits but all very good quality from shops like Jaguar and Harvey Nicks. Even brought the shows in the style that the Queen wears with a stubby sensible heel luckily they fitted me  .

Afterwards he was  very carefully packing away the clothes into suit bags and I asked him what his plans were for the rest of the day - just general chit chat

“Oh I’m taking this stuff to the charity shop they belonged to my dead mother in law she passed away a few month ago “

I’m rarely speechless but this guy managed that 😂

 :-X :-X :-X :o :(

I might have been tempted to ask for them for role play not really sure
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #25 on: 18 December 2018, 06:39:02 pm »
Quote from: JasminePetite on 25 November 2018, 09:06:14 pm
Right at the start of the booking I spill a glass of red wine all down my beautiful lacey cream underwear set, so we have a little awkward giggle about it and start taking my clothes off to brush off the awkwardness. I'm trying to save the session by turning around, bending down and taking my knickers off slowly and showing off my ass.

I fling my knickers to what I thought was on the floor. I always have a big candle lit on the bedside table and the knickers landed on the candle. At this point we didn't realise until we both turned around to find the my knickers on FIRE :o :o. I pick them up in their flamming glory and run through the apartment to find a sink to throw them in  ;D

The topping on the cake was he pulled out one of my hair extensions once things continued and it landed on his crotch  :o

He still gave me a positive review  ;D ;D
Absolutely effing howling hahahaha, this made my day. Xx
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #26 on: 26 December 2018, 03:49:39 pm »
He wanted school girl role play, I think I was a little too realistic with my sarcastic teenage remarks, both of us were howling though. Also I went to turn shower on for a guy not realising the shower head was pointing at me.... Again we were both howling
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #27 on: 01 January 2019, 07:51:05 pm »
Had a guy ask me to put Tabasco sauce up his ass when he was about to cum .x
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #28 on: 12 January 2019, 08:16:06 pm »
something happened to me yesterday for the 1st time since becoming an escort many years ago. A guy books me for an hour at midday..i said yes that's fine,and if u want to make it any earlier just let me know. then I get a call from another punter asking if I could do half hour at 11am...I thought that works in well before my midday one. Mr 11am shows up ,and we got on so well we were just chatting after the job was done. suddenly theres a knock on the door...mr midday on the doorstep,20 mins early!! I was mortified, I looked like a scarecrow...told him to go and sit in the lounge and wait there. Then I ran to the bedroom and Mr 11am has run out my back door with his clothes and got dressed in the yard outside, before making his escape.I told mr midday to go and wait for me in bed while I got ready for him lol.,..luckily he was a good laugh and very understanding. That will NOT be happening again  ;D
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saltysweet

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #29 on: 26 January 2019, 12:10:00 am »
With a client when the door buzzer goes. It's usually some Deliverpoo ringing every bell so I normally ignore it. But this spidy sense made me check it out on the intercom and it's only the flippin handyman with his grouting tool. It had to be done and would only take a minute. So I told the client not to worry, he wasn't coming into the bedroom. Jeans on, lipstick off, small talk with handyman, then back to work.
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