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BBW_Karina

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The funniest bookings You had
« on: 03 November 2018, 10:08:04 am »
So my one was definitely domination back in Germany. My first one with equipment .
I was in the house and one girl had lots of equipment so I’ve borrowed everything! So proud and greedy I’ve walked in a room with arm full of chains, whipps , gags etc
I’ve made him my dog . With leash on his neck walking him slowly around the room with head high , I completely forgot that’s an attic and smashed my head over the low wall :FF . We start to laugh.
Then I’ve gagged him , whoop him , and ordered to lick me . It was completely rubbish so I’ve keep on punishing him , till I realised that he is still gagged   :-[
Later sitting on the armchair with him between my legs I’ve seen doors opening and other girl walking in my room with costumer! Someone messed up which room is busy. To not let my costumer notice I’ve start yelling at him and smashing his ass with a paddle... he left laughing when we finished, saying it was the funniest domination he ever had .


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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #1 on: 04 November 2018, 07:18:45 pm »
We watched Red Dwarf together
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #2 on: 04 November 2018, 08:50:28 pm »
I was mid domination booking and I had my client licking up flakes of candle wax from the ground that kept falling from him. The more he moved to lock them up, the more was falling off. The look of horror on his face because he knew he was going to be punished. But instead I burst into histerical laughter, couldn't stop laughing, tears streaming down my face then had to rush to the toilet to pee (2 kids will do that to a bladder in such moments).

Throughout the rest of the session, I kept going into fits of giggles and couldn't shake the image of his "deer caught in headlights" face. Thankfully he was quite into humiliation so thought I was just humiliating him.

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #3 on: 07 November 2018, 11:15:53 am »
I had an older guy when I first started.
He wore a tight white ladies leather jacket, white crop top string vest and leather trousers. His boxer shorts had Las Vegas designs on them.
He wanted nipple clamps used on him each time I touched his nipple he leapt up in the bed it was like he had received an electric shock.
I couldn't stop laughing after he left!!

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #4 on: 07 November 2018, 02:11:16 pm »
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BBW_Karina

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #5 on: 08 November 2018, 11:24:55 am »
Few days ago with one of my favourite regulars- during Mother and son role play , while he’s forcing me to have sex with him he started to blackmail me - I’ll tell dad !
Couldn’t stop myself and answered- this is not your real father !

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #6 on: 08 November 2018, 04:28:30 pm »
Few days ago with one of my favourite regulars- during Mother and son role play , while he’s forcing me to have sex with him he started to blackmail me - I’ll tell dad !
Couldn’t stop myself and answered- this is not your real father !

If this is in West Midlands I've seen him too! All in good fun but I did tell him to warn ladies when he booked because a lot of people won't do incest roleplay and would have kicked his skinny arse out the door without a refund.
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #7 on: 09 November 2018, 02:16:53 pm »
If this is in West Midlands I've seen him too! All in good fun but I did tell him to warn ladies when he booked because a lot of people won't do incest roleplay and would have kicked his skinny arse out the door without a refund.

In SE London

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #8 on: 14 November 2018, 03:10:23 pm »
HA HA HA... Haven't laughed so much in ages....THANK YOU ALL...I needed some light relief!  So, my last strange/funny whatever-you-want-to-call it booking, is actually a regular role play guy.  The last role play went like this: I had to dress up in old lady clothes (think Nora Batty), put hair in rollers, 40 denier skin colour tights, flat shoes, glasses, pinny. I then have to serve us tea in a proper tea pot etc etc, I then have to start drinking my tea, and act as if I have been poisoned.  Said client then carries me to bed (I HAVE TO ACT ALL FLOPPY!), he then takes my rollers out, strips me naked, comes over my tits and leaves! Nothing shocks me anymore. Nothing!  :FF

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #9 on: 14 November 2018, 03:48:50 pm »
The guy that howled.
There was just so much about this one punt that makes me giggle now.
The clothes he wore when I arrived.
The conversation we had.
He was supposed to be a seasoned Dom, and it was apparent he was a novice. At some point, I took over, and I had never Dommed before.
Then the howling.
After we had finished I walked into his living room after having a shower and getting dressed. His neighbour was sitting there having a friendly chat.

Have been back a few times since. The first time the neighbour joined us, and he howled neighbour couldn't stop laughing and mentioned that they had wondered about the random occasional howling  ;D

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #10 on: 14 November 2018, 04:35:13 pm »
Not so much the actual bookings as such but I once won a competition for a 7 night stay at a really nice 5* romantic hotel with all breakfasts and an afternoon tea one day thrown in, a few spa treatments
it didn't  tie in with any of my plans for the time frame you had to use it by, as things were tight money wise so really needed to carry on working
But I decided I would go anyway but work from the hotel instead!!
it just gave me a little buzz each time I pulled a punter
couldnt help but chuckle when the company running the competition rang up afterwards to ask how the prize had been for their little promo thing, I couldn't stop with the superlatives  ;D
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #11 on: 14 November 2018, 04:42:11 pm »
Thinking of the actual bookings
one particular chap I ended up seeing a lot, booked me for 3 hours and as soon as I arrived he decided he was starving hungry and would I mind if we ordered pizza instead? He was a big guy and ordered two XXL pizzas with all the trimmings, desserts and drinks. Ate the whole lot including most of mine,  then said would he mind if he could book again for the next night, as he'd slightly overdone it and was now too full for any action
so another 3 hours the next night...and he did exactly the same thing again - except he said he was bored of pizza and would I mind if we had a chinese  ;D
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #12 on: 15 November 2018, 04:53:41 pm »
I've remembered a few more that made me chuckle.

A really posh public school boy who wanted caning. As he was wanking himself off he exclaimed in perfect RP English, "Here it comes. HERE. IT. COMES!"

Very matter of fact manual tradesman who was a "get undressed straight away after money changes hands" type, no problem for me. No HR or oral requested, just wanted to go straight into doggy. Fucked me for about 45 seconds then pulled out and said very politely, "Thank you." It was just the way he said it that made me stifle a giggle.
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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #13 on: 25 November 2018, 09:06:14 pm »
Right at the start of the booking I spill a glass of red wine all down my beautiful lacey cream underwear set, so we have a little awkward giggle about it and start taking my clothes off to brush off the awkwardness. I'm trying to save the session by turning around, bending down and taking my knickers off slowly and showing off my ass.

I fling my knickers to what I thought was on the floor. I always have a big candle lit on the bedside table and the knickers landed on the candle. At this point we didn't realise until we both turned around to find the my knickers on FIRE :o :o. I pick them up in their flamming glory and run through the apartment to find a sink to throw them in  ;D

The topping on the cake was he pulled out one of my hair extensions once things continued and it landed on his crotch  :o

He still gave me a positive review  ;D ;D

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Re: The funniest bookings You had
« Reply #14 on: 26 November 2018, 03:34:21 pm »
An estate agent who is a reg of mine (if I ever start renting places out I will be managing them myself. Oh and I will never, ever leave workmen alone in my place)
We were in one of the vacant properties they have just taken on.
Dodgy electrics and the lights were flickering, when we dimmed them enough they seemed to coincide with the music. So he stands on the bed to take out a bulb, finally gets it out and made no difference to the brightness.
When we arrived at the place he opened the freezer to chill a bottle of wine. The door fell off.
Took ages for us to work out how to put the heating on, and spent a lot of time fully dressed.
Went to close the curtains, the whole lot fell down.
One thing he enjoys is getting me to sit on a chair, so I obliged, the back of the chair fell off.
Power went off during the meet, not sure what tripped the electrics.
Toilet didn't flush properly.

There was just so much odd random stuff happen that we spent most of the meet in hysterics. I said it was karma for using his clients property that he only got a bj in the 3 hours.