Gosh, lots of new names on here since I last posted and well, joined in....
I guess this is just a post to say, its nice to be back after a long time away - life, both escorting and personal has been hectic so not much time to read and join in on here but, I have missed it. Being an escort is not exactly a community occupation! You can't exactly pop down the pub of an evening and declare loudly over a beer to your mates, 'Bloody client this afternoon - banged me for over an hour and a half, my back is in shreds and don't mention the fact I am walking like a cowboy..! I'm quite exhausted!' Not really the usual whine about your boss/work mates and also, everybody would think I was kidding and laugh when in actual fact....
Anyhow, looking forward to reading posts and joining in again, learning all about the new members and catching up with old...
For my first whine since joining back and not bad going given this is my first joining back post - I have a 2 hour in an hour, I am aching all over thanks to impending period and am bloated to absolute high heaven plus my boobs are in agony - have emailed client ahead of his visit to warn of the boob situation and delicate fondling please - and also to inform we shall be taking a break halfway through whereupon I will be providing coffee and chocolate eclairs to keep my strength up... Don't argue with me, I am a woman on the edge of PMT.... Well, you book me for the 'real girlfriend experience', don't you... Here it is, PMT and all!
Good job he's a lovely man who can take it....
xx