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The 12 days of Christmas
« on: 05 January 2012, 09:40:35 am »
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Kiko

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Re: The 12 days of Christmas
« Reply #1 on: 05 January 2012, 11:39:04 am »
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Re: The 12 days of Christmas
« Reply #2 on: 05 January 2012, 12:56:30 pm »
Excellent.  Don't forget to take down the decs!

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Re: The 12 days of Christmas
« Reply #3 on: 05 January 2012, 01:10:10 pm »
Lol! very funny. I can see a number one for next year - shall we all get practising?! I'm sure we'd all look gorgeous dressed as choir girls lol!  :P

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