For the twelve days of Christmas Aaaaaay Doubleyoooo gave to meeee...
Twelve hagglers haggling
Eleven wankers wanking
Ten chancers chancing
Nine boundary pushers
Eight illiterate assholes
Seven subs a-simpering
Six chauffeurs begging
FIVE FANTASISTS
Four discount hunters
Three "male escorts"
Two voicemail moaners
And a "do you ever fuck for free?"
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