They bring their own condoms (mostly sagamis) /Bluetooth speaker/towel/flannel, make it very clear they've read all about you. Chat pure shite about their life 30 years ago as a rock star or tv extra and how they had stop seeing that one escort because they both developed feelings for each other and he would never leave his wife,because he loves her so much but she won't suck his hairy witch finger looking Dick anymore

They may hold the money for a second, confirming "Half hour, French kissing with tongues, oral without and come-in-mouth?" before handing it over.

First time ever in xx years I had a guy last week who asked as soon as the door was closed "dfk"?
that was it, a one word sentence. I said with a smile if it says so on my profile then I do it.  It was just the way he said it so coldly. I knew I was not going to like him and I was right. A brag and thought too much of himself and his (nondescript) bedroom skills  which left me cold. 

When he spoils my nice mood after I have looked forward to a new client I make double sure he leaves not a second after his paid time.  Not interested in being reviewed and thankfully I seem to meet the men who don't do them anyway.

Bluetooth speaker?!!! Ehhh? How would one casually whip that out and what would the explanation be?

"Oh I just brought this incase your music system is no good"

?

Bluetooth speaker?!!! Ehhh? How would one casually whip that out and what would the explanation be?

"Oh I just brought this incase your music system is no good"

?

Yup and their own Spotify playlist!

When they look at their watch on the way out and say bang on time lmaoooo, I had one who said to me the other day I have to do a review when I leave, I was dying to laugh, because whether they review or not, they get the same service, I like repeat clients more than new ones, its my business to make them want to come back,

"I notice you always start work around 10am, is that because you have kids that you need to take to school first?" (No, it's because I will kill anyone who looks my way before 9.55am)

"So you always go home after work, never stay in the hotel or apartment, is that because you have a boyfriend?" (No, it's because I like to leave my "office" after my work day. Do YOU sleep in your office when you finish?)

Basically, they ask questions that are none of their business. And normally whilst you are in the middle of sex, which is very off putting.

I couldn't stop chuckling when I saw these responses.  One of the best threads ever 

Can't say I've really experienced this a lot, but I would prefer it to a totally clueless moron, who has no idea about e.g. discretion, timekeeping etc.

I know what you're saying but I think there's a subtle difference - I doubt any of us object to punters who turn up when they should, pay without being asked and so on, but I interpret these as the people where the pleasantness and behaviour seems contrived or put on and not the way they would naturally behave (rather than the nice everyday punters who are pleasant and behave how they should because it wouldn't occur to them to be any other way). The ones who do everything as if they're ticking it off a list that they need to remember.

It makes me think that they know how they would instinctively speak to me and treat me if they didn't make a concerted effort to follow the 'rules', and that they also know they would never get a booking if they dropped the act. It's not a pleasant thought.

I hate the ones who compare me and my services to other BBW's in my area while I'm servicing them. They say things like "Oh I saw *insert other SP's name* last week and she does A levels. You should too then you can charge the same as she does"

On the whole though I love "professional punters". They know how to book, when to pay and what to expect. They read our profiles and don't normally push the boundaries. They never seam to be time wasters either.

On the whole though I love "professional punters". They know how to book, when to pay and what to expect. They read our profiles and don't normally push the boundaries. They never seam to be time wasters either.

That's the positive thing about the genuine reviewers, not those who are often mentioned here otherwise.  They know the rules and respect us and our time.