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Author Topic: The "I love you" death knell from an otherwise lovely, and great fun client.  (Read 16427 times)

ana30

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Exactly. You want the real girfriend experience? Here, I'll give it to you:

Let me remove my make-up, my Jimmy Choos, put my hair up in a silly bun and change into my  cheap snoopy Primark jogging suit. Now go and throw out the trash and put down that toilet lid down for heaven sake.

;D
"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination" (heard it on the tube)

Lois01827

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Exactly. You want the real girfriend experience? Here, I'll give it to you:

Let me remove my make-up, my Jimmy Choos, put my hair up in a silly bun and change into my  cheap snoopy Primark jogging suit. Now go and throw out the trash and put down that toilet lid down for heaven sake.

;D

And lets never have sex  ;D

Nova

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Exactly. You want the real girfriend experience? Here, I'll give it to you:

Let me remove my make-up, my Jimmy Choos, put my hair up in a silly bun and change into my  cheap snoopy Primark jogging suit. Now go and throw out the trash and put down that toilet lid down for heaven sake.

;D

And lets never have sex  ;D


Exactly this. I have a regular who books me for overnights sometimes and he told me it's ok to say if I'm not in the mood for sex. What planet is he living on exactly???

Lois01827

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Exactly. You want the real girfriend experience? Here, I'll give it to you:

Let me remove my make-up, my Jimmy Choos, put my hair up in a silly bun and change into my  cheap snoopy Primark jogging suit. Now go and throw out the trash and put down that toilet lid down for heaven sake.

;D

And lets never have sex  ;D


Exactly this. I have a regular who books me for overnights sometimes and he told me it's ok to say if I'm not in the mood for sex. What planet is he living on exactly???

Planet married  :o x

ilovedots

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Lois, you comments make me laugh out loud more often than is decent, just thought I'd let you know  ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Lois01827

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Lois, you comments make me laugh out loud more often than is decent, just thought I'd let you know  ;D

 ;D I've got no filter on here - I say exactly what comes into my head  ::) x

Gypsy

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It's really difficult when offering the GFE to maintain the line of boundaries. One client of mine is a nice guy but he really irritated me this afternoon when he sent me a text saying here's another personal question ... 'Do **** make you come? Sorry, lol, Just want to know all about you, lol.'

Really???  :FF Why not bring Michael Aspel back then from 'This is Your Life' ???

The 'person' he knows is not me. Really annoys me. How dare they think that just because they pay they have a right to know every single little detail about you!!!  >:( >:( >:(
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

Lois01827

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It's really difficult when offering the GFE to maintain the line of boundaries. One client of mine is a nice guy but he really irritated me this afternoon when he sent me a text saying here's another personal question ... 'Do **** make you come? Sorry, lol, Just want to know all about you, lol.'

Really???  :FF Why not bring Michael Aspel back then from 'This is Your Life' ???

The 'person' he knows is not me. Really annoys me. How dare they think that just because they pay they have a right to know every single little detail about you!!!  >:( >:( >:(

I'm guessing he's written lol in a crap attempt to pretend he's just joking - which in this case clearly translates to 'lying about laughing' - nosey twat!  :FF

Fuck me; imagine all the clients that would come out for us in a 'this is your life' type scenario - and here is facelicker from x, piss smelling, bent walnut whip resembling dick  from x, stalker wanker from x and 'you haven't seen him for years, but here's the knobhead you stopped seeing because he was a nosey bastard who misunderstood the hooker/client boundaries'. Escort, this is your fucking life  ;D ;D ;D


Gypsy

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It's really difficult when offering the GFE to maintain the line of boundaries. One client of mine is a nice guy but he really irritated me this afternoon when he sent me a text saying here's another personal question ... 'Do **** make you come? Sorry, lol, Just want to know all about you, lol.'

Really???  :FF Why not bring Michael Aspel back then from 'This is Your Life' ???

The 'person' he knows is not me. Really annoys me. How dare they think that just because they pay they have a right to know every single little detail about you!!!  >:( >:( >:(

I'm guessing he's written lol in a crap attempt to pretend he's just joking - which in this case clearly translates to 'lying about laughing' - nosey twat!  :FF

Fuck me; imagine all the clients that would come out for us in a 'this is your life' type scenario - and here is facelicker from x, piss smelling, bent walnut whip resembling dick  from x, stalker wanker from x and 'you haven't seen him for years, but here's the knobhead you stopped seeing because he was a nosey bastard who misunderstood the hooker/client boundaries'. Escort, this is your fucking life  ;D ;D ;D

Exactly!  ;D I'm all for chatting and being sociable, but would he ask someone that on a second date? Maybe he would ... that's just one of the plethora of reasons I don't date anymore!   ::)
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

Gypsy

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Oh Gawd, just had another message off the nosey twat complaining of why I haven't left him feedback on AW. I said - Well, seeing as you booked me via my website, I didn't even know you had an AW account. And secondly, you need to send a booking request first before any reviews can be written.

Did he do that?

Noooo  ::)  ::)  ::)

Give me strength!

If these morons had half a brain cell they'd be dangerous. And I'm definitely not seeing him again. What a f**cking idiot!  :FF  :FF  :FF
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

Mirror

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Yes all of this does happen, all to be negotiated. I no longer take the 'why haven't you left AW feedback?' question personally. I can't do anything about it. I do however write a line about feedback requiring form submission on my AW profile.

Gypsy

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Yes all of this does happen, all to be negotiated. I no longer take the 'why haven't you left AW feedback?' question personally. I can't do anything about it. I do however write a line about feedback requiring form submission on my AW profile.

Mirror, that's a good idea, thanks. Everything else needs to be spelled out in most cases so why not this  ;)
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

Willow Summers

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Luckily, I am an owned sub, so whenever I get the '...can we go out as friends?' I let them know that they would need to ask my Masters permission. This soon stops them. It is on my AW profile that I'm owned as I also offer some BDSM services. It protects me from these enamored guys that want to f*** me for free

 

katrina

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Luckily, I am an owned sub, so whenever I get the '...can we go out as friends?' I let them know that they would need to ask my Masters permission. This soon stops them. It is on my AW profile that I'm owned as I also offer some BDSM services. It protects me from these enamored guys that want to f*** me for free


Brilliant! I bet none of them have asked 'Master' lol! ;-)



Hadley

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Exactly. You want the real girfriend experience? Here, I'll give it to you:

Let me remove my make-up, my Jimmy Choos, put my hair up in a silly bun and change into my  cheap snoopy Primark jogging suit. Now go and throw out the trash and put down that toilet lid down for heaven sake.

;D

When clients insist they want the real girlfriend experience, or say they are in love with me and so want to know all of me, I am always so tempted to wear my REAL bra and pants.

Not the sexy lingerie I always wear for clients and that they are expecting.... Ooooooh no. My actual underwear, that I actually wear all the rest of the time, outside bookings.

Love me, love my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder greying M&S bra, and my granny pants.

This is all  ;D

xx

"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

-Betty White