Ever time, and I literally mean every single time after my client has a shower they walk out with the bath towel wrapped around their waist and continue to try and lay next to me on the bed with it still on. I have to keep telling them that oddly enough I don't want you making the bed wet with your damp towel around you?? Do they do this at home?? 

When clients have a shower I make them wait by bundling it in with hospitality. A towel never gets everything. A few more minutes air drying either wearing a robe or a towel means they are properly dry. The reasoning is any remaining damp means bodies have a habit of sticking together during sex which can be a bit awkward.

There's been the rare occasion when after sex I've toweled down a sweaty unfit fat client before they put their clothes back on. I suppose it's nerves and not wanting to impose but I find they can be in a hurry and skip this if you say nothing. If it's a soon to be ex client I would be glad to be rid of them. Otherwise I feel it's part of the "aftercare package" of giving them a once over to make sure they have no makeup left on them or fluff on their clothes.

I honestly think this kinda situation can be reduced a lot by simply filtering who you accept.

Back in the days when I was less experience I used to accept almost everyone and ending up frustrated some takes 15min to even reach my door since reaching my adress when it  is nothing more complicated than etering the door code and walk the stairs.

I take booking by text and quality of their writing speaks A LOT. Basically shows me his text and I will tell you who he is.

Well at least toasters are useful.