See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

Author Topic: Sweaty arseholes  (Read 10725 times)

Gypsy

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,808
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #30 on: 17 July 2016, 06:21:58 pm »
I *heart* the title of this thread!!!  :D ;D

Could be the title of a bestseller lol  ;D ;)
These days there are no Prince Charmings. A girl just has to be her own hero

Kendall

  • Guest
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #31 on: 20 July 2016, 08:35:29 am »
Decant some intimate wash and label it willy/bum wash and leave them in the shower and by the sink in the bathroom

katrina

  • Guest
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #32 on: 20 July 2016, 09:16:30 am »
Decant some intimate wash and label it willy/bum wash and leave them in the shower and by the sink in the bathroom


You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink ...


Thinking about this I never experienced this strange phenomena in my private life, and to be fair a lot of clients don't have smelly sweaty asses and are nice and clean.  It mostly seems to be the ones who want some sort of anal play on them, maybe they not bothering to wash their asses as like some sort of protest...who knows!?!   

Kendra

  • Guest
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #33 on: 20 July 2016, 09:42:12 am »

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink ...


Thinking about this I never experienced this strange phenomena in my private life, and to be fair a lot of clients don't have smelly sweaty asses and are nice and clean.  It mostly seems to be the ones who want some sort of anal play on them, maybe they not bothering to wash their asses as like some sort of protest...who knows!?!

I've never experienced sweaty arses, cock cheese or bad hygiene in my personal life either but thankfully the vast majority of our clients are clean and have enough respect for themselves and for us to be clean. Most of them have figured that we're gonna be much more enthusiastic in the bedroom with them if they are clean.

I had a client recently who I had to refuse pretty much all services after he got out the shower where I lay beside him with my arms by my side as stiff as a board. It was only when he questioned services I had listed on my profile not being available to him that I point blank told him that his hygiene was horrendous. He's since tried to see me again on the promise he would be cleaner but I don't know how it's possible, he was filthy. I had to strip ALL bedding including cushion covers after he left whereas normally I just change the throw over after each client and do the rest at the end of the nite. Had to open all windows and fumigate my entire flat. Revolting!!

xx

Kendall

  • Guest
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #34 on: 20 July 2016, 10:16:14 am »
I'm so glad I don't really get smelly guys, I do sometimes notice tho a strong fishy smell on their dick

BibiofLeeds

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,227
    • www.bibibustyescort.co.uk
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #35 on: 20 July 2016, 03:13:34 pm »

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink ...


Thinking about this I never experienced this strange phenomena in my private life, and to be fair a lot of clients don't have smelly sweaty asses and are nice and clean.  It mostly seems to be the ones who want some sort of anal play on them, maybe they not bothering to wash their asses as like some sort of protest...who knows!?!
I mainly notice this also on guys who go in for alot of bum play..I think sometimes they have had or enjoy a bit too much bum play and they can wind up having anal leakage..seen it too many times from the 'dildo up my arse' brigade!

Nia Hope

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 2,401
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #36 on: 20 July 2016, 06:13:27 pm »
I mainly notice this also on guys who go in for alot of bum play..I think sometimes they have had or enjoy a bit too much bum play and they can wind up having anal leakage..seen it too many times from the 'dildo up my arse' brigade!
My strapon/fisting clients are usually spotless in their douching pre booking, I find its the guys new to strapon that don't bother to douche properly and when I ask if they are clean for anal they say 'well I've had a shower'

The worst I had was a guy that literally shit on my dungeon floor during a strapon session, I went fucking mental and made him clean it up then leave
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

Kendall

  • Guest
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #37 on: 20 July 2016, 06:15:32 pm »
My strapon/fisting clients are usually spotless in their douching pre booking, I find its the guys new to strapon that don't bother to douche properly and when I ask if they are clean for anal they say 'well I've had a shower'

The worst I had was a guy that literally shit on my dungeon floor during a strapon session, I went fucking mental and made him clean it up then leave

They will of seen it in porn and just assumed there's no prep work you need to do to be clean before any Anal play.

Nia Hope

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 2,401
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #38 on: 20 July 2016, 06:19:55 pm »
They will of seen it in porn and just assumed there's no prep work you need to do to be clean before any Anal play.
Bloody porn!  :FF
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

Willow Summers

  • Guest
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #39 on: 20 July 2016, 06:43:18 pm »

The worst I had was a guy that literally shit on my dungeon floor during a strapon session, I went fucking mental and made him clean it up then leave

I would have loved to have that. Bet he died with embarrassment lol

Nia Hope

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 2,401
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #40 on: 20 July 2016, 06:49:48 pm »
I would have loved to have that. Bet he died with embarrassment lol
He was mortified but I had no sympathy, he should have douched,
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

CurlsnCurves

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 478
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #41 on: 20 July 2016, 07:00:48 pm »
This thread has really made me laugh.

I don't do rimming. I have done it now n then but only for the odd client I really fancy who I know is usually very clean. Even so I have noticed my hair stinks of arse afterwards so tie it back.

Sweaty cock, balls n bums and pits are really hell to work with. Makes me actually gag. I've had cheesy cock, pissy cock, skiddy bumholes on my throw, reeking pits, the lot! The worst is when the throw has to be put straight into the wash immediately after the stinking clients left, windows thrown wide open, febreeze sprayed everywhere and even 15mins later the room is still stinking!

I'm very clean myself. Always wash n soap up between bookings and after the toilet too. Always do enemas before I start a day of bookings. And always check and recheck my breath and use mouthwash and rewash pits if I'm feeling a bit sweaty. I'd be mortified to be remotely smelly in any orifice. I wish punters paid as much attention to their own personal hygiene and think about washing properly after using the toilet or if they smell. A shower that morning or a splash of water using no soap just won't cut it. I've also noticed that black men smell very musky below, it's not a vile odour, just musky. White men don't have that scent. Has anyone else noticed that?

Kendall

  • Guest
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #42 on: 20 July 2016, 07:07:13 pm »
This thread has really made me laugh.

I don't do rimming. I have done it now n then but only for the odd client I really fancy who I know is usually very clean. Even so I have noticed my hair stinks of arse afterwards so tie it back.

Sweaty cock, balls n bums and pits are really hell to work with. Makes me actually gag. I've had cheesy cock, pissy cock, skiddy bumholes on my throw, reeking pits, the lot! The worst is when the throw has to be put straight into the wash immediately after the stinking clients left, windows thrown wide open, febreeze sprayed everywhere and even 15mins later the room is still stinking!

I'm very clean myself. Always wash n soap up between bookings and after the toilet too. Always do enemas before I start a day of bookings. And always check and recheck my breath and use mouthwash and rewash pits if I'm feeling a bit sweaty. I'd be mortified to be remotely smelly in any orifice. I wish punters paid as much attention to their own personal hygiene and think about washing properly after using the toilet or if they smell. A shower that morning or a splash of water using no soap just won't cut it. I've also noticed that black men smell very musky below, it's not a vile odour, just musky. White men don't have that scent. Has anyone else noticed that?

I've never noticed that, I do find Asian men to be the cleanest, if I ever have problems you can bet it's a doughy white man in his 50s who smells like an old bus station toilet and has that cold clammy skin

Kendra

  • Guest
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #43 on: 20 July 2016, 07:43:22 pm »
Mmmmmmm I think it's ok talking about bad hygiene in a generalisation with people but not so ok talking about bad hygiene with certain races.

I find all races stink to fuck if they don't wash, simple as that really.

xx

CurlsnCurves

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 478
Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #44 on: 20 July 2016, 08:23:01 pm »
I didn't say certain races stink. I said I've noticed black men have a musky odour. Musky isn't stinky.