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Sweaty arseholes
« on: 16 July 2016, 12:55:14 am »
I don't know what it is about the blokes I see. Id say they are mostly spotless. But even the cleanest of men can have sweaty arseholes. Ive lost count of the times ive had to throw hair extensions away because my lock synthetic locks have dangled in there arse cracks causing them to stink. Ive just given oral to a very handsome very clean man. But as soon as I got my head near his arse it was like running into a wall of stale shit. I find this a bigger problem then dirty penis's. Anyone else feel my pain?

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Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #1 on: 16 July 2016, 12:59:03 am »
I don't know what it is about the blokes I see. Id say they are mostly spotless. But even the cleanest of men can have sweaty arseholes. Ive lost count of the times ive had to throw hair extensions away because my lock synthetic locks have dangled in there arse cracks causing them to stink. Ive just given oral to a very handsome very clean man. But as soon as I got my head near his arse it was like running into a wall of stale shit. I find this a bigger problem then dirty penis's. Anyone else feel my pain?

Just keep your hair, nose and tongue away from their arseholes and you should be fine.

I have really long and really thick hair extensions and mine never smell of shit or sweaty arseholes lol.

I have noticed a stench many times but what can you do, it's an occupational hazard I guess.

As long as the bits I'm getting intimate with are clean, I'm fine.

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Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #2 on: 16 July 2016, 01:00:08 am »
I *heart* the title of this thread!!!  :D ;D

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« Reply #3 on: 16 July 2016, 01:01:11 am »
I don't know what it is about the blokes I see. Id say they are mostly spotless. But even the cleanest of men can have sweaty arseholes. Ive lost count of the times ive had to throw hair extensions away because my lock synthetic locks have dangled in there arse cracks causing them to stink. Ive just given oral to a very handsome very clean man. But as soon as I got my head near his arse it was like running into a wall of stale shit. I find this a bigger problem then dirty penis's. Anyone else feel my pain?


Oh yes I feel your pain  :(  With a smelly cock I can always ask them to wash it or even playfully say lets go and give it a nice soapy rinse in the sink  ;) the ones I've done that to seem to enjoy it,  but how on earth do you say to a client "Excuse me but your ass stinks !!"  I've got a very strong sense of smell too so even the tiniest whiff of shitty ass can put me off my lunch  :FF

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« Reply #4 on: 16 July 2016, 01:06:23 am »
I *heart* the title of this thread!!!  :D ;D


My sides are aching with laughter omg if any potential clients are reading this they will be convinced we really hate them lmfao  ;D

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Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #5 on: 16 July 2016, 01:07:25 am »
I ask EVERYONE to shower before we start no matter what, don't care if they smell Devine knowing they had a shower just before they left the house as I made that mistake once at the very start of me offering OWO and once I was down there and had the cock in my mouth, it was very clear the client had been to the toilet at some point between having his shower and getting to my flat. I was nearly sick which meant I couldn't do my job as enthusiastically as I would like and I was too embarrassed to say anything. He didn't have much to say either so it was a very awkward booking.

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« Reply #6 on: 16 July 2016, 01:11:01 am »
Coming up a close second is stale pissy pubes  :o There's no getting away from the fact that anyone with that unmistakeable smell hasn't showered for at least half a day...

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« Reply #7 on: 16 July 2016, 01:13:04 am »

My sides are aching with laughter omg if any potential clients are reading this they will be convinced we really hate them lmfao  ;D

On the flip side, I'm sure there are plenty of women/escorts out there with stinky sweaty arseholes  :-X

Some people don't think to wash their arseholes thoroughly since their nose isn't anywhere near their arse, they can't smell it.

Some people do a pooh and think toilet roll is adequate cleaning when it's not.

There are also plenty of women/escorts with stinky vaginas too.

We deal with men day in and day out which would make it seem like we think all men are eejits and weirdos but in actual fact, it's just humans in general that are eejits and weirdos. If there were more women looking to book an escort then I'm sure you'd realise how many odd women there were too.

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Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #8 on: 16 July 2016, 01:14:14 am »
Coming up a close second is stale pissy pubes  :o There's no getting away from the fact that anyone with that unmistakeable smell hasn't showered for at least half a day...

Yeah I've had that and it's revolting. There's one client just now that I'm actively trying to avoid for this reason.

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Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #9 on: 16 July 2016, 01:18:04 am »
I don't quite understand how they can be spotless everywhere but, Perhaps we all stink and we should sniff each other out as a way of saying hello like dogs do lol

Kendra

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« Reply #10 on: 16 July 2016, 01:21:00 am »
I don't quite understand how they can be spotless everywhere but, Perhaps we all stink and we should sniff each other out as a way of saying hello like dogs do lol

I think good clean escorts/woman really scrub their bits for fear of any horrid smells or taste whereas that doesn't really occur to most people.

I have always been obsessively clean everywhere because I would be mortified if anyone thought I had a stinky fu fu or asshole.

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« Reply #11 on: 16 July 2016, 01:30:37 am »
Yeah I've had that and it's revolting. There's one client just now that I'm actively trying to avoid for this reason.


I've held back from complaining but seeing as we're on the subject...My client yesterday had a real stinky cock, sweaty balls, stinky shitty ass, sweat rash (or whatever it was!) between his thighs...It was horrific  :o I didn't mind giving a bit of a peck on the mouth but no way was I going near that cock and balls!!! Luckily he had come for a tie and tease so he was blindfolded and tied to the bed...It was that bad that everything I had used on him in the session got chucked in the bin, towel, vibrator I used on my gloved hands on his ass,  whip, paddle..I was taking no chances.


Regarding women being as bad yes that's true, I've gone down on some in couples bookings and been horrified at the stale smell of sweaty pubes and ass holes, horrible smells coming from the vagina  :-X


This sounds a bit bitchy I know and a generalisation but I've found other escorts to be cleaner and body aware than a lot of non escorting ones.

Kendra

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« Reply #12 on: 16 July 2016, 01:41:40 am »

I've held back from complaining but seeing as we're on the subject...My client yesterday had a real stinky cock, sweaty balls, stinky shitty ass, sweat rash (or whatever it was!) between his thighs...It was horrific  :o I didn't mind giving a bit of a peck on the mouth but no way was I going near that cock and balls!!! Luckily he had come for a tie and tease so he was blindfolded and tied to the bed...It was that bad that everything I had used on him in the session got chucked in the bin, towel, vibrator I used on my gloved hands on his ass,  whip, paddle..I was taking no chances.


Regarding women being as bad yes that's true, I've gone down on some in couples bookings and been horrified at the stale smell of sweaty pubes and ass holes, horrible smells coming from the vagina  :-X


This sounds a bit bitchy I know and a generalisation but I've found other escorts to be cleaner and body aware than a lot of non escorting ones.

You definitely get lots of sex workers who run a revolving door, not washing in between so I can understand why some clients might be a bit hesitant thinking all sex workers must be dirty but if only they knew that in actual fact, the majority of us are more cleaner and safer than most of the general public as we (should) shower multiple times per day, (should) shower freshly just before they arrive and we should all be taking our sexual health seriously whereas I've been told by the clinic that most people in civvie life don't go to the clinic unless they have (or think they have) symptoms.

Your client yesterday sounds horrific and I wouldn't feel bad in the slightest calling him a filthy disrespectful bugger and tell him to leave. He clearly doesn't have any respect for himself letting his personal hygiene get to that level so there's no way he's gonna have enough respect for you to be clean for you.

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Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #13 on: 16 July 2016, 01:47:43 am »
Perhaps we all stink and we should sniff each other out as a way of saying hello like dogs do lol


I use andrex wet wipes as well as toilet roll after going to the loo and also even when I've just showered I splash a bit of water on my vag if I've had a wee when a clients on the way to rinse it off but...The other day I let a client who was really keen on putting his cock in my ass, put just the end in...After he took it out I could faintly smell poo on the condom  :(  As I generally don't do anal sex with clients I found it a bit off putting, he loved it and wanted more!!  ???

Kendra

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Re: Sweaty arseholes
« Reply #14 on: 16 July 2016, 02:06:08 am »

I use andrex wet wipes as well as toilet roll after going to the loo and also even when I've just showered I splash a bit of water on my vag if I've had a wee when a clients on the way to rinse it off but...The other day I let a client who was really keen on putting his cock in my ass, put just the end in...After he took it out I could faintly smell poo on the condom  :(  As I generally don't do anal sex with clients I found it a bit off putting, he loved it and wanted more!!  ???

Boke lol  :-X