I say to the clients it's because I love sex so much and that gets them very excited haha!

It really is the only answer they want, isn't it? Feels a bit odd since I go about my bookings being my normal human self and then suddenly they pop The Question (lol, the thread title, not marriage, urgh!) and I have to utter the bland sexbot phrase, "Cos I love cock" before rebooting the Emily Who Is A Complex Human Being program cos they all say they aren't looking for a "porny, impersonal experience". Sigh. Who said men are simple beasts? I wish they bloody were!

Ugh, I hate those types! I tell them straight up that I love my job and wouldn't trade it for anything. I had one client once go on and on about how I was 'too pretty' and 'too nice' for this job and he'd be devastated if his daughter was doing it. But he hadn't gone to a less pretty, less nice prostitute, had he? My looks and personality are pretty clear on my profile. And common sense should tell him I'm someone's daughter (for the record, my parents aren't devastated). I was not best pleased - if you have ethical issues with sex for money, you shouldn't be involved on either side of the transaction.

I reply with a combination of all the previous posts and it can depend on the type of client I am talking to.

I don't mind the question when it is asked out of curiosity or because the 'I am always horny' line turns the guy on, but it does wind me up when its in the 'What is a nice woman like you doing this for?' and 'Let me save you' lines.

The only response (as Emily said) really is 'Cos i love sex'. They don't want to hear that its because you need to pay bills or buy food or clothe the children so why burst their bubble by telling them? In the words of Sarah Katharine Lewis (American author who works in the sex industry) 'Theres no milage in ever telling a client the truth'

Seriously, V.

Had a client last night, and as he attempted to navigate to me, I stayed on the phone with him so a) he wouldnt lose his way, b) chicken out.

He asks me why i did this? ( i lied.)  Said he'd never done this before about 6 times. How long I've been doing this (i lied.) If i make friends with my clients. (Hell no. only when you're paying me.)  We talked small talk for about 20 min, he bitched about his girlfriend, asked if i'd be bringing anyone with me.  I was like...no....He's like, like your boss or something? I burst out laughing. (Idiot.) No.  I said.

Finally gets here was supposed to be sex and OWO, and ended up just being a bj, but he paid the full amount. And at sat in the corner afterwards and just kind of stared into space, and said he was going home. Which was fine. by. me. See ya! Before he left he sad, I know its none of my business but you seem like a great girl, don't do this to yourself. Thanks for the concern asshole. Now piss off.


HOT. MESS.