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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Erotic flower on 06 April 2015, 06:12:40 pm
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May I ask has anyone viewed and felt some odd shaped cocks in their days?
I experienced a hammer head shark style penis head today wish I could draw it on here, it didn't enter me as he wanted relief. Ive not seen anything quite like it
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Nothing on-topic to add, but I just have to chip in - I misread the title as "socks" and I was very confused for a moment there...
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I experienced a hammer head shark style penis head today wish I could draw it on here,
:o
Any cock and fanny looks weird to me, like
moist, squishy, deep sea-space creatures.
But anything with a foreskin.
And just learnt there are
7 types of foreskin. :o
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Hammerhead? Lol that is strange! And 7 types of foreskin? Well every day is a school day x
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I have a regular who has a piramide shape cock and its also very thick at the base.
No condom stayed on that cock for few bookings until I got the idea to buy a cock ring for him and use it with Pasante XXL condom (inserted the ring on top of the condom to hold it in place) and that worked.
He is a very happy guy now, being able to make love (his words) for the first time in years.
And Im happy I could help him too :)
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I had a guy who had a very tight foreskin and his cock reminded me of a stalk or stumpy growth sticking out of his pubic area and it was like a Christmas tree with long grey pubic hairs growing out the whole length of of his cock! Its the one and only hairy cock shaft I've seen.
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May I ask has anyone viewed and felt some odd shaped cocks in their days?
I experienced a hammer head shark style penis head today wish I could draw it on here, it didn't enter me as he wanted relief. Ive not seen anything quite like it
That would really freak me out x
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I've seen a guy a few times whose foreskin completely covers the penis head with just a hole about 2mm in diameter for 'stuff' to come out of. I was a bit worried about cleanliness but there is no problem at all.
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I've seen a guy a few times whose foreskin completely covers the penis head with just a hole about 2mm in diameter for 'stuff' to come out of. I was a bit worried about cleanliness but there is no problem at all.
That's....Level 7 foreskin.
Foreskin tunnel.
Hardcore :-\
I couldn't touch that one!
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I've seen a guy a few times whose foreskin completely covers the penis head with just a hole about 2mm in diameter for 'stuff' to come out of. I was a bit worried about cleanliness but there is no problem at all.
I've seen ones like this quite a few times. They don't go anywhere near my mouth uncovered. What surprises me is that they seem to think it's normal? They need to see a doctor really and have a small procedure done to pull it back.
I once met a guy (outside of escorting) who had a penis that was wider than it was long, it was so weird kind of shaped like a cone. I never actually saw it as it was dark but I remember thinking at the time, how on earth would he get a condom on it?
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Unfortunately yes I've encountered hammerheads and their peculiar bredrin . It's the job I guess.smile, nod, pretend it's not grotesque ...and repeat
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I still have 'Nam style flashbacks about a cock attached to a date. It was tiny, and just basically foreskin, yet the latter was also too tight. He needed a circumcision but there would have been nothing left if he did.
Cone/pyramid shaped ones are the worst practically though, or at least equal to micropenises.
Does anyone else sometimes smile when they get a pretty one?!
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I had a client whose penis was super thick at the base but narrow at the tip and extremely short. It was really hard to find a condom that fit as the small ones were to tight at the base and larger one too loose at the front. He was also obese which made it really hard to get him inside me! I really should have insisted on just oral as sex was so impossible!
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Just saw that this is known as a pyramid penis!
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A client I've seen a few times has a pyramid penis (though not as extreme as Lacey's!), it's also really rough feeling all along the shaft and his foreskin doesn't retract, however apart from being a bit musty he seems to be OK at cleanliness.
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If the foreskin physically can't pull back it's a condition called Phimoses. It can be sorted by surgery. I first saw it years ago n was freaked out n had to find out more when I got back from the booking so did a bit of online research. I've seen maybe only one or two more cases of Phimoses since then in nearly 8yrs now. I really don't know why these guys don't get it sorted out then at least they can fuck and feel more normal about themselves. It can cause a lot of pain if they attempt to pull it back n doesn't allow for proper penetrative. Who would want to put up with that when it's so easily remedied? Honestly.
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I've had a few banana ones in my time!! You know, the ones, that curve up the way like a banana, and they're always quite long
The weirdest one, aw it was like a fanny, the guy had lost a lot of weight, so to make him come I had to put my finger INSIDE
his penis, bless, please don't let him read this!!
And then there's the ones that have foreskins you can't pull back.. :'( Can't get cleaned properly..
I'm sure there's weirder ones but can't think of any just now lol
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Inside due to Weight loss? Wow. That's a new one on me!!!
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I've had a few banana ones in my time!! You know, the ones, that curve up the way like a banana, and they're always quite long
The weirdest one, aw it was like a fanny, the guy had lost a lot of weight, so to make him come I had to put my finger INSIDE
his penis, bless, please don't let him read this!!
And then there's the ones that have foreskins you can't pull back.. :'( Can't get cleaned properly..
I'm sure there's weirder ones but can't think of any just now lol
that is so unusual
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Lol I know, his skin had stretched so far that his penis had totally disappeared inside the shaft, and I mean TOTALLY.
He had lost about 10st or something, but I'd never came across anything like it before either..!!
It wasn't pleasant either.. :(
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I have come across a few strange shaped cocks in my time one looked like it was folded a quarter of the way back.
But they all do the same job they were built for, might google funny shaped cocks when I'm quite but seen enough lately that I' am not really that bothered at the moment x
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I don't think the clients cocks I see are strange. No one has a perfect body not even escorts just saying my opinion. I am sure if clients posted on a forum about escorts body bits it will sure upset some. Just like it does already when they read bad reviews about them. So this is no better. I am not a *iss take more of a loving escort. :)
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There is a site for clients and known as punters but not gonna post it on here but if you wanna private message me i will send you the site as you can view it as a guest.
It's bloody horrible how some of these wankers talk about some of the girls on there and it makes me cringe as no one is perfect x
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I know of a few punter sites but focus on other things as my belief is if one looks in depth they will find. Some times some thing negative. I think I have a valid point to be honest. Some are bound to get upset but as they do too, then it does make you wonder why cry wolf for like a hypocrite. Their cock is their man hood what makes them feel like a man. I am very relaxed tonight and want others to know that. Just my observations. Or of course maybe this is invalid as speak the truth.
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Awwww this a brought back a memory I had forgotten about !
I had a gay friend back in the nineties that had a cock that would shock everyone, he was very shy and wasn't one of these that ' wapped it out, and said look at this' he had never had penetrative sex and one night he was with us girls having a drink and we had never seen it but had heard about it from him and then he decided to show us!
Scared the life outta all of us, from base to tip it was at least 10-11 inches thick and at least 7-8 inches long , that's nearly a foot thick!!! He said it used to hurt him or get a headache when he got hard, the weirdest thing was when he was young he had an operation to minamilise it!
Awww bless him, if anything from this thread it's made me think of him x
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I don't think the clients cocks I see are strange. No one has a perfect body not even escorts just saying my opinion. I am sure if clients posted on a forum about escorts body bits it will sure upset some. Just like it does already when they read bad reviews about them. So this is no better. I am not a *iss take more of a loving escort. :)
There are documentaries, books & magazine articles about all kinds of unusual and unique medical info. we are just as entitled to share our views as anyone else.
No one has been named or harmed
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I once had a client who's cock was so huge, but the head was disproportionately even larger. Make a fist, turning your wrist the way you would if you were going to fist bump someone. That was the size and shape of the head of it. I can't unhinge my jaws and sex was out of the question so other than a few licks it was hand relief only - he seemed totally resigned to not being able to do anythign else, but I think he still hoped despite knowing it would most likely be impossible beforehand. Poor chap.
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Bi Guy x I have tried PM you but it fails continuously :-[
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I don't think the clients cocks I see are strange. No one has a perfect body not even escorts just saying my opinion. I am sure if clients posted on a forum about escorts body bits it will sure upset some. Just like it does already when they read bad reviews about them. So this is no better. I am not a *iss take more of a loving escort. :)
Yeah you're right, and I really hope he won't read this, I doubt he will, but I'd just never seen anything like it..
I still liked him, had a good time with him, and in no way mean to slag him, and I really don't meant to insult him!! ;)
God knows I have plenty of flaws myself and am far, far from perfect!!!
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Anyone else find it really strange that obese guys have TINY cocks and skinny/lanky guys are HUGE. I don't think the obese guys' penis would get any bigger if they lost the weight either.