I've had a few banana ones in my time!! You know, the ones, that curve up the way like a banana, and they're always quite long
The weirdest one, aw it was like a fanny, the guy had lost a lot of weight, so to make him come I had to put my finger INSIDE
his penis, bless, please don't let him read this!!
And then there's the ones that have foreskins you can't pull back..    Can't get cleaned properly..
I'm sure there's weirder ones but can't think of any just now lol

I've had a few banana ones in my time!! You know, the ones, that curve up the way like a banana, and they're always quite long
The weirdest one, aw it was like a fanny, the guy had lost a lot of weight, so to make him come I had to put my finger INSIDE
his penis, bless, please don't let him read this!!
And then there's the ones that have foreskins you can't pull back..    Can't get cleaned properly..
I'm sure there's weirder ones but can't think of any just now lol

that is so unusual

I have come across a few strange shaped cocks in my time one looked like it was folded a quarter of the way back.

But they all do the same job they were built for, might google funny shaped cocks when I'm quite but seen enough lately that I' am not really that bothered at the moment x

There is a site for clients and known as punters but not gonna post it on here but if you wanna private message me i will send you the site as you can view it as a guest.

It's bloody horrible how some of these wankers talk about some of the girls on there and it makes me cringe as no one is perfect x

Awwww this a brought back a memory I had forgotten about !

I had a gay friend back in the nineties that had a cock that would shock everyone, he was very shy and wasn't one of these that ' wapped it out, and said look at this' he had never had penetrative sex and one night he was with us girls having a drink and we had never seen it but had heard about it from him and then he decided to show us!

Scared the life outta all of us, from base to tip it was at least 10-11 inches thick and at least 7-8 inches long , that's nearly a foot thick!!! He said it used to hurt him or get a headache when he got hard, the weirdest thing was when he was young he had an operation to minamilise it!

Awww bless him, if anything from this thread it's made me think of him x

I once had a client who's cock was so huge, but the head was disproportionately even larger. Make a fist, turning your wrist the way you would if you were going to fist bump someone. That was the size and shape of the head of it. I can't unhinge my jaws and sex was out of the question so other than a few licks it was hand relief only - he seemed totally resigned to not being able to do anythign else, but I think he still hoped despite knowing it would most likely be impossible beforehand. Poor chap.

I don't think the clients cocks I see are strange. No one has a perfect body not even escorts just saying my opinion. I am sure if clients posted on a forum about escorts body bits it will sure upset some. Just like it does already when they read bad reviews about them. So this is no better. I am not a *iss take more of a loving escort.

Yeah you're right, and I really hope he won't read this, I doubt he will, but I'd just never seen anything like it..
I still liked him, had a good time with him, and in no way mean to slag him, and I really don't meant to insult him!! 
God knows I have plenty of flaws myself and am far, far from perfect!!!