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Title: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Kristina Bristol Escort on 22 February 2012, 04:10:06 pm
I may have this is the wrong thread but keep getting strange questions of this guy on AW here is his latest:

As you might know hunny when a man cums inside the vaginal, the sperm swims upwards, and from million sperm only one sperm is able to reach the egg of women to make her pregnant. For the normal size man, it is easier for him to release sperm deep inside the vagina, making the sperm easier to swim upwards.

I've a small penis syndrome and my penis is exceptionally tiny. There are 2 pics of my ERECTED penis in my profile if you wish to view them. As I can only manage to cum withing the entrance of vagina and thus does it makes pregnancy less probable??? And also that my ejection is unlike most other men, as my balls are also really tiny, I hardly cum 2-3 small drops of cum and with little force. Therefore do you think it could be any problem for men with tiny penises regarding pregnancy???

Much much much thanks for helping and for your time. Regards


Edit: Removed all-caps from title.
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: strawberry on 22 February 2012, 04:11:36 pm
One word;

Fantasist.
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: EmilyJones on 22 February 2012, 04:14:55 pm
"As you might know hunny [...]"

A massive fantasist, and a patronising one at that!

You should reply, "As you might know, hunny, I have no desire to communicate with you on any level whatsoever." ;D
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: xw5 on 22 February 2012, 04:22:18 pm
Whatever his penis size, he wants to get off on you talking about it... for free. Why reply with anything rather than just blocking him?

Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Kristina Bristol Escort on 22 February 2012, 04:24:45 pm
I have no intention of replying he seams very strange.  He does have feedback which worries me slightly and also has aliases.  Any way on with the real work!
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: strawberry on 22 February 2012, 04:29:29 pm
He's not strange, it's a thing some fantasts do - they get off on it.
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: sarabbw on 22 February 2012, 04:45:06 pm
This guy messaged me a while back, I just deleted his message  ???  :FF
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: annee on 22 February 2012, 04:54:46 pm
I'm not sure why but this thread reminded me of a bit of graffiti i read on the back of a toilet door once when i was having a wee...

:HI..I'm 12 inches long and 4 inches thick ...Interested ?" (U can imagine the type of bragging fantasist that wrote it)

Somebody had scrawlled underneath it..

"Fascinated...how bigs your cock !!!"

I thought it was brilliant and have actually used the answer to some men that call me and say a similar thing.

Annee
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Your Tera on 22 February 2012, 05:21:19 pm
I'm not sure why but this thread reminded me of a bit of graffiti i read on the back of a toilet door once when i was having a wee...

:HI..I'm 12 inches long and 4 inches thick ...Interested ?" (U can imagine the type of bragging fantasist that wrote it)

Somebody had scrawlled underneath it..

"Fascinated...how bigs your cock !!!"

I thought it was brilliant and have actually used the answer to some men that call me and say a similar thing.

Annee

Did EVERYONE see the lightbulb that just went on above my head??? Sheer. Unadulterated. Genius. Knicking it (albeit secondhand knicking!!)
xx
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: littlepeanut on 22 February 2012, 05:22:43 pm
I heard from him recently too.  Just another TW, blocked him
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: wendyanne on 22 February 2012, 06:02:51 pm
if you read on how not to book an escort this guy does the rounds think he mailed everyone and has messages on drafts lol
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Hot Pepper on 22 February 2012, 09:49:33 pm
I told him that if he wanted an answer to his questions, he would have to pay for my time  haven't heard from him since .
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: figa98 on 22 February 2012, 10:26:06 pm
Had it too....deleted x
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Kristina Bristol Escort on 24 February 2012, 09:12:45 am
This guy is taking the piss now:

The last line really gets my back up cheeky fu**er (I don't swear much)



I've asked this from my GP and he said that there are some improvised ways in which I can make a women pregnant, like IVF. But I also asked you as I like to know whether I can impregnate a women without any other ways, in your views.

If you kindly see my erected cock pics in my profile and say if I can impregnate a women with my size cock? I've attempted penetration before but as per given size of my cock, I merely stay penetrated in vagina, as my cock is not even full 3cm. And also that I only cum 1-2 drops, unlike most other men who cum in loads. So I was asking if I cum, I would cum just on vaginal lips and so would that make a women pregnant, as the sperms would not be ejected in vagina.

Hunny I know you are not an expert but as you are a women, might tell what you think.

much much thanks
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Mellow on 24 February 2012, 09:28:10 am
Block him!
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: ladyjennaj on 24 February 2012, 09:31:26 am
Definitely block him  ::)
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: xw5 on 24 February 2012, 09:39:29 am
Or, if you offer phone services, say you would be very happy to talk about it, but only via them, so you are getting a pound a minute to use the word inadequate a lot.
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Alexa Shelley on 24 February 2012, 09:49:57 am
Morning All! Well I've received the same email this morning from adam.... so he's obviously cutting, pasting and sending the same message to ladies up and down the country. He seems desperate for someone to talk to and even has a profile with pics of said small cock. I did reply to say speak to a doctor, but that is all, he's now blocked.

AXXX
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Kristina Bristol Escort on 24 February 2012, 10:00:40 am
Yes I am just seeing how to block him

He had better make sure it is not a female doctor because how can a female doctor be an Expert!!! GRRRR
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: NorthernIrishNatalie on 24 February 2012, 10:46:22 am
Natalie I require your remarks/opinion , as you are an escort, also well experienced which makes you most suitable for providing a remark/opinion.

I?ve a small penis syndrome, it is exceptionally tiny. It would be a great favor on me if you could kindly view the pics of my general area in my profile, the pics are of ERECTED penis, and then if you kindly could make your HONEST and TRUE remarks. I?m specifically concerned with penetrative sex and how the women feels doing it with me. So while making remarks assume if YOU are doing it, whether would you feel penis inside u, feel it touching the right places in vagina, feel it humping in vagina OR wont feel it inside u. As most say sex is all about clit stimulation, but as per the info I?ve gathered over net, it says penetration is also equally pleasurable for women when her vaginal walls are rubbed by penis as she has most nerve endings in vagina AND also that she also enjoys the penis cumming inside her. So in brief if you kindly tell as to what would you feel.

Your remarks will help me a lot, as to generally understand my potential and as well as to what extend a women would get pleasured with my penis size, to what extend would she get turned off. So Natalie please be honest, no matter how harsh you think your remark is.

Much much thanks for your time and for sincere and honest remarks. Love xxx
 Sent by adultwork user Adam...


This is the same guy that has been emailing us all over the past year and he emails throughout the UK and is now 'targeting' N.I

I replied and told him exactly what he was and what I think of him and he blocked me. Lol.

FYI- No doctor would advise/suggest IVF to him unless his sperm analysis was inadequate. Penis size is relatively unrelated as you can actually conceive without the penis fully entering you. He is a knob, an utter knob!

 Xxx
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Cat_BBW on 24 February 2012, 12:39:22 pm
He's just getting a thrill from writing things like "sperm drops" and "vaginal lips", and he'll carry on all the more if he gets replies.
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: EmilyJones on 24 February 2012, 12:49:02 pm
He's just getting a thrill from writing things like "sperm drops" and "vaginal lips", and he'll carry on all the more if he gets replies.

Yeah. I got a bit trolled by a guy who was obsessed with talking about circumcised penises once. Didn't even notice him really til he suddenly started getting abusive on Twitter because I told him I wasn't available to discuss something so inconsequential (for me!) for hours on end. But yeah, I just think he was getting off massively on talking about his penis and whether or not women preferred circumcised ones etc etc blah blah. When I looked at his Twitter feed (and he had multiple accounts, cos he tried to abuse me with all of them til I reported + blocked him!) he'd literally been trying to talk to women about this particular topic for hours/days/probably weeks.

Just another one of those times when you wonder how much time certain people have on their hands that they can be putting so much effort into being so boring! Copying + pasting the same drivel endlessly and presumably giggling and/or wanking over any response that they get? Do they get so little response from people in the real world? Maybe they never go outside. It's a bit sad, really.
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: MissDeeVonTease on 24 February 2012, 02:17:52 pm
iv had him to ha ha BLOCKED
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Cat_BBW on 24 February 2012, 05:18:55 pm

Yeah. I got a bit trolled by a guy who was obsessed with talking about circumcised penises once.

He emailed me 3 days ago!!! He said it excites him to see foreskins (cos he's circumcised) and what does it feel like to me, blah blah blah - he went into my "HA HA HA!" folder ;D
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Mellow on 24 February 2012, 05:26:12 pm

Yeah. I got a bit trolled by a guy who was obsessed with talking about circumcised penises once.

He emailed me 3 days ago!!! He said it excites him to see foreskins (cos he's circumcised) and what does it feel like to me, blah blah blah - he went into my "HA HA HA!" folder ;D

A HA HA HA folder what an excellent idea
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Cat_BBW on 24 February 2012, 11:20:21 pm

Yeah. I got a bit trolled by a guy who was obsessed with talking about circumcised penises once.

He emailed me 3 days ago!!! He said it excites him to see foreskins (cos he's circumcised) and what does it feel like to me, blah blah blah - he went into my "HA HA HA!" folder ;D

A HA HA HA folder what an excellent idea

I save them for 1) future reference in case he contacts again, and 2) to peruse as a 'pick-me-up' when I've had a day of tossers and wasters! :D
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Dexi Delite on 25 February 2012, 04:48:07 pm
I had this guy email me a few months back.  Blocked him right away.
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: pandora on 25 February 2012, 10:57:41 pm
I had this guy email me a few months back.  Blocked him right away.

Same here.  Word for word, cut and paste.

Don't give him and his ilk the time of day.
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: EmilyJones on 26 February 2012, 09:14:28 pm
He emailed me 3 days ago!!! He said it excites him to see foreskins (cos he's circumcised) and what does it feel like to me, blah blah blah - he went into my "HA HA HA!" folder ;D

Yeah, that's genius! A safe place to store such little gems and treasures. ;D
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: brunettebarbie on 01 March 2012, 03:40:25 am
I received this email on a/w today he also had alais's and pics of his "micro penis" on his profile lol

I require your remarks/opinion , as you are an escort, also well experienced which makes you most suitable for providing a remark/opinion.

If you kindly could make your HONEST and TRUE remarks. I've a micro-cock and my cock is exceptionally tiny, there are 3 pic in my profile if you could kindly view them of ERECTED cock.

I?m specifically concerned with penetrative sex and how the women feels doing sex with my cock. So while making remarks assume if YOU are doing it, whether would you feel cock inside u, feel it touching the right places in vagina, feel it humping in vagina OR wont feel it inside u. As most say sex is all about clit stimulation, but as per the info I?ve gathered over net, it says penetration is also equally pleasurable for women when her vaginal walls are rubbed by cock as she has most nerve endings in vagina AND also that she also enjoys the cock cumming inside her. So in brief if you kindly tell as to how would you feel if doing my cock.

Your remarks will help me a lot, as to generally understand my potential and as well as to what extend a women would get pleasured with my cock size, to what extend would she get turned off and how you actually think of it, or even laugh on it. So please be honest, no matter how harsh you think your remarks are.

Much much thanks for your time and for sincere and honest remarks. Love xxx
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: Hot Pepper on 01 March 2012, 07:06:34 am
Yep that's the exact one i got few weeks back  ;D
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: scottishgirl001 on 01 March 2012, 08:34:43 am
Another one thats got this... I clicked on the profile bit.... forget the small penis ..... look at all the hair!!! :FF :FF

Imagine giving that a blow job, you'd be picking pubes out your teeth for weeks (after gagging that is!)
Title: Re: Strange Question on AW
Post by: strawberry on 01 March 2012, 09:36:52 am
I got the same now too. He has 8000+ emails recorded against one of his profiles, blocked him as spam.

Must be blocking up the AW server with all that.