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Alexa

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Re: Best Adult Work Reverse Booking
« Reply #15 on: 30 May 2010, 09:45:23 am »
I had that problem the first time I did a watersports booking - luckily the guy wasn't too bothered! The second time I made sure I drank a LOT. Starting a few hours before and progressively, rather than just downing a few glasses at once. But yes, don't be afraid to say no to it if it's not your thing.
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Re: Best Adult Work Reverse Booking
« Reply #16 on: 30 May 2010, 01:12:34 pm »
Yes!! Do NOT try downing a few glasses all in one go! Try Alexas gradual way.(Im going to try it next time.) My client was quite late and I ended up dancing from foot to foot desperate to go. >:( Needless to say my client got his "golden shower" at the start of his booking, like it or not!
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Re: Best Adult Work Reverse Booking
« Reply #17 on: 01 July 2010, 05:42:38 pm »
OMG! this was just on but I think it has been deleted.  A guy was willing to pay ?1000 for an anaesthetist to gas him, rubber mask, chair, the lot! 

you think nothing can shock you when you do this job, but there is always one.
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« Reply #18 on: 05 July 2010, 07:57:05 pm »
Where the on earth do they get this from? I could anaesthetise him the silly so and so! My friend was telling me about a mysterious one that only said. ?1000, 2 hours, anywhere in uk. Must be broadminded...the upshot being he wanted her to suck his dog off. Nice, eh?
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Re: Best Adult Work Reverse Booking
« Reply #19 on: 07 July 2010, 02:19:25 am »
Quote from: Lucy Chambers on 05 July 2010, 07:57:05 pm
Where the on earth do they get this from? I could anaesthetise him the silly so and so! My friend was telling me about a mysterious one that only said. ?1000, 2 hours, anywhere in uk. Must be broadminded...the upshot being he wanted her to suck his dog off. Nice, eh?

Is it a cute doggy  :D cause I've had clients before now that have smelled worse that my doggies. Seriously I had one last week and I swear his breath could drop a horse at ten paces  ::) My partner and I did duo with him and she can't usually smell anything due to the kamagra we have to take (blocks your nose up) but she won't see him again, yuk.
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Re: Best Adult Work Reverse Booking
« Reply #20 on: 08 July 2010, 09:39:53 am »
Anyone fancy this

"Looking for a sexy girl to spend between 2 weeks and a month up in Durham with me, all expenses paid, and you will just be with me.
You must enjoy all aspects of Sex apart from hardsports.
If you are not from the area and are succesful i will send a car to collect you and drop you home.
**** No girls over a size 10 please ****"
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Re: Best Adult Work Reverse Booking
« Reply #21 on: 08 July 2010, 12:16:21 pm »
Quote from: Blue on 08 July 2010, 09:39:53 am
Anyone fancy this

"Looking for a sexy girl to spend between 2 weeks and a month up in Durham with me, all expenses paid, and you will just be with me.
[...]

*shudder*
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Re: Best Adult Work Reverse Booking
« Reply #22 on: 08 July 2010, 02:26:50 pm »
Quote from: Blue on 08 July 2010, 09:39:53 am
You must enjoy all aspects of Sex apart from hardsports.

This bit tickles me. Without mentioning hardsports it would have been fairly standard and tedious, but the way he rules out a single rare fetish you have to read it as, "must enjoy oral, doggy, 69, mish, anal, vibrators, spanking, fur suits, balloons, adult baby minding, watersports, cream pies, wellies full of custard, blood play, puke, dressing up like a naughty clown, bestiality, ball busting, cross dressing, snowballing, smothering, and doing it outside with woolly hats on... but you'd better not be into poo".
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« Reply #23 on: 08 July 2010, 03:46:05 pm »
He will also send a car so you have no idea where you are going.
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Re: Best Adult Work Reverse Booking
« Reply #24 on: 08 July 2010, 07:06:09 pm »
Quote from: Blue on 08 July 2010, 03:46:05 pm
He will also send a car so you have no idea where you are going.


Ah well but now at least they have all that great scanning technology so they can spot shallow graves a lot quicker....   ::)
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Re: Best Adult Work Reverse Booking
« Reply #25 on: 08 July 2010, 10:52:40 pm »
Quote from: Anika Mae on 08 July 2010, 02:26:50 pm
Quote from: Blue on 08 July 2010, 09:39:53 am
You must enjoy all aspects of Sex apart from hardsports.

This bit tickles me. Without mentioning hardsports it would have been fairly standard and tedious, but the way he rules out a single rare fetish you have to read it as, "must enjoy oral, doggy, 69, mish, anal, vibrators, spanking, fur suits, balloons, adult baby minding, watersports, cream pies, wellies full of custard, blood play, puke, dressing up like a naughty clown, bestiality, ball busting, cross dressing, snowballing, smothering, and doing it outside with woolly hats on... but you'd better not be into poo"

hehe, you forgot clingfilming...

also two weeks and a month? not 6 weeks then?
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