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River

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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #15 on: 21 November 2010, 01:36:33 am »
I never knew Jez cared.
You are missing potential business.
A stage hand passes River a sealed envelope containing the lie detector test results.
River opens and reads out loud the findings, in an abrupt and confrontational style...
Jez looks a whore ads-FACT
Jez has visited a brothel-FACT
Jez has been to see an escort and accompanied her into her work bedroom-FACT
Jez was even filmed doing all these things-FACT

Jez may potentially be your next best client-FACT!!!  ;D   ::)

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after the lady in a crap PVC dress and revolting red boots called herself a high class escort and tried in an inarticulate way to claim their was a difference between the terms escort and prostitute
I really hope she doesn't read this forum, but um, yes, I see your point.
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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #16 on: 21 November 2010, 11:08:35 am »
I was never good a subtle hints, are we hinting that Dear Jez could be a client?

If so that makes the program pretty funny!
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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #17 on: 21 November 2010, 01:31:36 pm »
No, you  misunderstood what I said:

He's not like that when he does his "special thing" really intensely, to get me up.
He is actually really lovely when you get to know him, on a one to one private basis.


I watch his show in bed on my netbook
His "special thing"
is where he takes ill-educated guests who are not slick at expressing themselves
and humiliates them on national tv.  I'm guessing they get paid a few ?hundred to appear,
He is so vile a human being doing this,
so much so that I turn the netbook off &
"get up" out of bed.

But he is married, so I guess he expresses himself very differently to her
and I'm sure she finds him really lovely.

I don't think he reads these boards though, and I won't mention this thread to him
if* we get together for a cappuccino at my local deli.
next Thursday.


He was on that show looking at escort ads
It is possible that he saw my ad, made a note of the number.
Jez may call me tomorrow and want to see me next Thursday
Because of his shock horror trash show,
I would be hesitant meeting him initially  for a sex session
and would insist we meet somewhere neutral
like my local deli.


Quote from: Bella Tey on November 20, 2010, 23:55:26
Bet he would love the idea of name dropping him on here  

Oh, it's ok, I'm sure.
He is not a client of mine.  
I think of him as someone I trust
and dare I say it, I have feelings towards.


I trust his trash show to be entertaining
like a car crash.
My feelings towards Jez  are so full of vile expletives that they would get moderated.


I trust this clarifies my earlier posts.
If it results in trashing his career, well, hey-ho...


Edit
if*
It's only an 'if' at this stage as Jez hasn't rung me yet.   ;D
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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #18 on: 21 November 2010, 10:37:30 pm »

My feelings towards Jez  are so full of vile expletives that they would get moderated.

As (fortunately or unfortunately) are mine  ;D.

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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #19 on: 21 November 2010, 10:43:24 pm »
I can't say i have ever watched it other than the programme i linked - i guess i need to watch one to understand what you are talking about!
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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #20 on: 21 November 2010, 10:57:37 pm »
I can't say i have ever watched it other than the programme i linked - i guess i need to watch one to understand what you are talking about!

I had no idea what it was until I had to sit through almost a full episode when a friend I was visiting had it on - I left early because I couldn't take any more of it and the temptation to take up trepanning as a hobby was becoming too strong  ;D.

I still to this day have no idea who the bloke is or what pond they found him feeding on the bottom of, but this sort of brain dead cack is exactly the reason I never put the TV on before six. I couldn't even bear to watch this one, but then I'm pretty confident I can accurately surmise the whole sorry mess without having to subject myself to the actual broadcast.

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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #21 on: 21 November 2010, 10:59:10 pm »
i guess i need to watch one to understand what you are talking about!

Do yourself a favour and don't. It's hypocritical moralistic car crash TV.

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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #22 on: 21 November 2010, 11:01:47 pm »
I'm guessing from car crash reality TV it's a talk show of some sort normally than a documentary type show?

If so i wont bother - i really have no interest in my b/f slept with my sister, or i have no idea which one of the 10 guys i slept with fathered my child... ::)
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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #23 on: 21 November 2010, 11:05:27 pm »
I'm guessing from car crash reality TV it's a talk show of some sort normally than a documentary type show?

If so i wont bother - i really have no interest in my b/f slept with my sister, or i have no idea which one of the 10 guys i slept with fathered my child... ::)

Think that was the one I saw  ;D.

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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #24 on: 22 November 2010, 06:59:01 am »
Watching Jeremy Kyle just the once can seriously make you appreciate how nice your life is.

Anyway I did look up the one on the Sex Industry last week and it was quite surprising, it was almost a proper balanced documentary and his closing line was almost supportive. He also mentioned some of the dangers for Escorts. Just a pity all the women interviewed said they did it for the money, not for the other positive benefits unattainable in the majority of work out there.

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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #25 on: 22 November 2010, 09:00:22 am »
Watching Jeremy Kyle just the once can seriously make you appreciate how nice your life is.

Anyway I did look up the one on the Sex Industry last week and it was quite surprising, it was almost a proper balanced documentary and his closing line was almost supportive. He also mentioned some of the dangers for Escorts. Just a pity all the women interviewed said they did it for the money, not for the other positive benefits unattainable in the majority of work out there.

I agree, and I was also only really annoyed that the women interviewed didn't make more of the opportunity. I would've been making notes and doing research til 3am the morning before! There's so much I would want the general public to know (if I could tell them anonymously) about this job - and none of it would be about a collection of the most icky PVC outfits ever.

I'm still vaguely concerned about that Asian woman at the beginning of the show. I wonder where she is now? From reading punter forums in the past, it does seem that the main Asian flats/parlours/agencies do use that "rotation" system where they keep a girl for a week and then send her to the next place while she's replaced with a new girl and while this needn't necessarily be considered abuse or trafficking, it does seem like an odd system. It's probably hard for the women to make any friends or become familiar with an area if they're moved on so quickly. And does anybody know the exact percentage of her earnings she'd likely pay to the maid and whoever else? The anti-prostitution lobby would say she pays 100%, of course, and a regular punter there might say, "Oh, she keeps it all and she loves the job!", but probably it's somewhere in between? Right?
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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #26 on: 22 November 2010, 03:23:34 pm »
I'm guessing from car crash reality TV it's a talk show of some sort normally than a documentary type show?

If so i wont bother - i really have no interest in my b/f slept with my sister, or i have no idea which one of the 10 guys i slept with fathered my child... ::)

Think that was the one I saw  ;D.

They are ALL like that Amy and I admit to loving watching it and laughing my head off  :-[

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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #27 on: 23 November 2010, 01:12:51 pm »
"on the contrary" I found the programme more amusing than annoying. The mere pretencious shock horror look on Jeremy's face was unbelievable and I can't believe for the life of me that he has never heard off or does  know what goes on   about  working flats, massage parlours and escorts on the whole.

I am sure he has been a punter before some where along the lines but has not yet been busted by the paparazzi yet  ;D

oh and that lady in the PVC calling herself high-class really made me laugh she really needs to check on the demeanour of high-class escorts  before she calls herself that.  ::)
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Re: So who watched Jeremy Kyle this morning??
« Reply #28 on: 23 November 2010, 03:48:13 pm »
oh and that lady in the PVC calling herself high-class really made me laugh she really needs to check on the demeanour of high-class escorts  before she calls herself that.  ::)

She never read Belle de Jour:
"In a world of twelve-year-olds in sexy boots and grannies in sparkly mini-dresses,
the surest way to spot the high-class escort walking into a hotel at Heathrow,
is to look for the lady in the designer suit. Fact."