I've had enoughhhhhh 

I honestly cant comprehend how some clients can not smell them selves.

I had a booking yesterday where I politley asked My client if he could take a shower, he said he already had one so I was just like    really?!

Anyway I kept telling myself 'its only half hour' come on you can do it. Clothes came off and I began to perform oral... OMG 

The stench of poo was so overwhelming. I had to jump up I really couldn't so it..

So grabbed some Vicks and put blobs of it inside My nose  (works wonders)

Eventually got through this booking. What makes me so angry is this particular client had this macho macho thing going on and even spoke down to me after the booking.
Don't get me wrong I could never be made to feel shit about what I do but I do feel crappy when a man that can't even clean his ass properly talks down to me



What do you guys do when clients smell bad and refuse to shower?

Xx

Seriously though :/ I want to insist that they fucking clean themselves when I can smell that they haven't done it properly,  but I don't know how. Same with bad breath. I had a client with such a smelly mouth that I could smell it when he breathed heavily when I was blowing him  It was an outcall and I had brought my toothbrush to scrub my teeth and tongue. Waste of time! I should have just let him deal with sushi breath! He smelt like he'd been licking his own B.O. stench off his armpits.

Bad breath is another problem. I get the you don't kiss malarkey

How do you expect me to kiss you? Like come on really?!

I've had booking where despite washing I can still smell them on ME..

It's always the smelly ones that are more demanding.

One of the worst things for me is when they have used mouthwash or breath mints but during the booking it wears off and they suddenly have disgusting breath lol

Why kiss smelly guys...or blow a dirty cock?
Is it fear of a bad review?

I think we have to be willing to refund most or all of the money. It also helps if they have a way to rectify the situation - keep a cheap pack of toothbrushes from Primark and if the hello kiss isn't fresh ask them to clean their teeth. If they say they don't need a shower and you know they do say that they should have one. It can be hard to do but the alternative is to say that they don't have good hygiene and refund the money. Yes, it means you don't make money but what can they say, then? And if you would rather have the money than send them away, then you have made your choice.

I will say something about poor hygiene. They are usually embarrassed about it and if they aren't embarrassed by my polite/sweet comment then I outright scold them. I have told guys with cheesy cocks that it is unacceptable. I have declined to kiss guys who smoke 40 a day. If they don't like it, they can go do one.

Mouthwash works for the first 15 minutes or so on a heavy smoker. Then their sticky mouth reverts to nasty normal and now it's nicotine with mint overtones.

For me its the ones who shower down below and STILL come out with BO under arms .... yuck yuck yuck .....

I would rather go down to the cleaned regions and avoid those stinky armpits which rub against you when you cuddle.

What is wrong with these men ?

Personal hygiene are Foreign Words for them 

Shower or fuck off, it really is simple. Please! Oh and Mr. Poopy Ass would have bee told just what I thought of him and his lack of hygiene. Please, clients like this can go and bugger themselves. I am not having it. Been hoing way too long to tolerate this type of idiocy.