Had one yesterday. Came in dressed in suit and tie. Spitting image of tom cruise. When I saw him I was like oh yesssss, I am going to enjoy this one. Leaned in to kiss him and he smelled like straight up ass. Was thinking all sorts."did he dig his asshole then wiped his mouth with that same hand?" "did he have a shit in my toilet?" After he left, my sheets smelled like ass and so did my bathroom sink I gave a rush service and I felt so bad afterwards.

Poor you! I just don't get it, is it really that hard to use soap and a flannel and wash your bits, brush your teeth for two mins and swill some mouth wash?! It's really offensive in my eyes that a client can have the audacity to think we should service them when they stink.

I'm very much borderline OCD lol, the kind of person who uses Dettol in her bath daily and uses sterilising fluid and Dettol to clean everything hahaha. I hate dirt and I completely despise smelly client, the thing is though had you have been the smelly one you can guarantee he would've noticed and complained. The cheek!