GFE is challenging because...I always think, what if I accidentally give away the fact I am not enjoying the experience? Like when you start to retch when giving them oral. Or your head turns away of it's own accord when they go to kiss you...or you get a sort of tourettes thing starting when you have to ask 'what time is it?' because in your mind you are OUT THAT DOOR AND DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD TOP SPEED.
Imagine a moment when they realise this and it's like...awkward.
One of the best comments I have seen on this site, and the funniest - thank you.
Have been there so many times too.
You really would think that when they try to kiss you with their tongue hanging out over your face and you turn your head away, you think they would get the message, but some just don't!
Whenever I visit a guy who is just like the above and I am driving to their place - I just look at the other side of the road, looking forward to the fact and thinking to myself "in a couple of hour's time I will be on that other side of the road after all the nausea and slobbery kissing is over, on my way home, kissing the wad of cash and looking forward to being in my own bed on my own!)"
I had one recently and actually felt sick to the stomach of seeing him yet again. It got too much and had to stop visiting him.
Just remember all the nice ones out there and having a fun time without having to get the sick bag out!
There are more of them - thankfully.