And The prick of the year Award goes to....   

Quote from: kizzie on 17 November 2010, 07:00:29 am

What I want to know, is did he want the Anal during a 15 minute quickie?  

I don't think, no matter how long I'm in this industry, that I'll ever know how women who offer anal for short appointments or multiple times during the day manage it. Though I did hear one story about a woman who'd walk around the parlour she worked at with a butt plug in! Ughhh, gaping bumholes. Just because you can edit a porn movie into 15 minutes of abrupt anal sex doesn't mean it should happen in real life!

Ewww Emily you just put me off my dinner and rose 

Quote from: kizzie on 17 November 2010, 07:00:29 am

'Ya do fuck all then' and he put the phone down!  

What does 'ya do fuck all then' mean? SOrry, dialect confusion there LOL. I know ParisB says that alot but I never understood what it meant.

"Fuck all" means nothing. So: "You do nothing, then" was the extremely stupid phrase uttered by aforementioned moronic caller. Hopefully, after hanging up, he fell over his own feet into a pile of dog poo.

You are attracting them at the moment, aren't you? 

A few years ago, I was doing a shift on the bisexual helpline (London based volunteers doing advice and support stuff) and got a call that went something like:

Me: Hello, this is the bisexual helpline, can I..

Him: I'm looking for someone in (small place in Wales) tonight.

Me: Well, blah blah, there are ways to find partners but I don't know the area and..

Him: Well, you're no bloody use then, are you! (Hangs up)

At the time, I took this a bit personally. After speaking to the person who did the regular group supervision, I realised that technical term for the caller was a 'prick'. Same here.