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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: Fabulassie on 11 May 2015, 03:04:59 pm
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It came up in another thread a couple of days ago and I thought I'd start a thread where we can list them all.
Things that clients say that I consider to be red flags include:
- "I'm looking for a regular arrangement." When they say right off the bat that they plan to be a regular I assume they're looking for a discount or some sort of boundary pushing.
- "Check my feedback." I don't know why, but guys who think their feedback will impress tend to be twats.
- Any mention of the size of their penis = Timewaster.
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Are you alone !
Will there be anyone else there !
Too specific about clothing requests ....i.e. pure white knee length nighty WTF
Too many texts i.e. 20+
Texts that just have a question mark !
Texts at 3am etc
Sure there are loads more, also having a 'strange' shifty manner on the phone
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-Have you been busy today? That's good. What time is your last appointment? aka I'm coming to rob you and want to make sure there's as much money as possible!
-Do you need a security/driver? aka I fancy being around an escort all the time and will constantly try it on for freebies
-My ex was an escort. aka If you think I understand you, you'll think I'm a really nice guy and I'll be able to knock down your boundaries
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- I know it's not listed in your profile but would you allow me to film/take pictures. Just for my own personal use. You can trust me.
- I can give you a lift.
- I'm a (male) escort do you want to shoot some videos/pictures together.
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"Are you really *insert age here*?"
"Do you work alone?"
"Can I have a face pic?"
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can you leave the hotel room door open so I can sneak in whilst your lying in bed? :o
Do you have another booking after mine?
are you staying the night in this hotel?
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Making a point of saying they have read your profile/website then asking you what services you do and how much it is.
Guys that ask for really long bookings when they have never met you and seemingly know sod all about you.
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Guys that ask if they can meet you for a coffee first.
Anyone that is overly complimentary in when they ring/email/text.Most genuine punters will say they like your profile and get on with arranging a booking,they won't bang on about how sexy your pics are etc etc.
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(After arranging a booking) - "so are you really wet and horny right now / what are you wearing" = TW!
"How long are you checked into this hotel?"
"Are you alone?"
(Hours before booking time) "What's your room number?"
(The weirdest one I have had) "Go and get your friends out the other room so they can watch" - Ehhhh, I am alone?
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'I'm not a timewaster!' (always a timewaster ;D).
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"Where are you located?" aka: I can't arse myself to read your website/profile and I'm planning to bombard you with a thousand text messages for the next half hour regarding your rates, services etc.. Of course I won't book after I've driven you cazy. It's just that I have nothing better to do right now.
"What services do you offer" aka: TW
"Do you accept checks/credit cards?" aka: Do you accept forged checks/credit cards?
"I know you don't do x and y services but I'm willing to pay $$$$$" aka: TW trying to test your boundaries. Tell him that you'll betray your principles just for him and he won't book.
"Is that you in the pictures?" (no, idiot, it's my next door neighbour)aka: TW.
-"Hi, can you give me some details on your services?"
- Yes, look at my website. It's http:www.ana30.com
- Sorry but I don't have internet connection. Can you please give them to me on the phone?
(Meanwhile he's sitting infront of the computer and has my website wide open)
- Call me back once you have internet conection. Au revoir!
- "hi, I would love to book you but I'm a student/pensioner/struggling artist/unemployed, could you offer me a discount?" aka: Boundary pusher who is going to give you the hardest time of your life and you will regret having had any compassion for him.
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"It's my birthday..."
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Makes a booking, then 2 hours before he gets in touch to say his "phone battery is running really low, so can you just give me your full address and postcode now?"
"how much for me n my mate babe"
"what outfits/uniforms/toys do you have?"
"hi, I've just been reading your Adultwork profile. Are you available/whereabouts are you/do you do xyz/how much is it"
"Are you open? "
"Hi, who is this?"
I could go on. And on. And on... But I won't 😁
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"I got your number from a friend."
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"I'm a virgin."
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My personal favourite - I'm allergic to condoms and latex free make me impotent.
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"I'm a virgin."
Client: "no, i really am a virgin!"
Me: *keeping a straight face*
Client: "ok, i'm not a virgin but this is the first time i'm with a escort"
Me: *still trying to keep a straight face* (but they seem to know the process so well!!)
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Hi is this Katie...when my name is Bibi...
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Hi is this Katie...when my name is Bibi...
Be careful of this trick. Some guys will say the wrong name intentionally in hope that you will reveal your real name rather than your stage name.
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Makes a booking, then 2 hours before he gets in touch to say his "phone battery is running really low, so can you just give me your full address and postcode now?"
"how much for me n my mate babe"
"what outfits/uniforms/toys do you have?"
"hi, I've just been reading your Adultwork profile. Are you available/whereabouts are you/do you do xyz/how much is it"
"Are you open? "
"Hi, who is this?"
I could go on. And on. And on... But I won't 😁
Lol to are you open!!! I can't stop laughing. ;D
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Can I have a face pic? - No Well what happens if I don't fancy you when I see you? :FF
Yip, I've actually had this. Twice in fact.
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Some ask : " Why have you started doing this?" " How many did you had today?" ... >:(
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"Been busy today?"
"You look familiar"
"What's your REAL name?"
"want to swap numbers?" :FF
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Do you have any plans for the evening
Have you been busy today
When are you checking out from the hotel
Are you staying here for the night
Does your bf know about this job
Where do you live
Where do you work (eeeem, I'm an escort???), oh so you do this full time!
and the most annoying... what's your real name?
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Hi is this Katie...when my name is Bibi...
Wouldn't work with me.I immediately think 'tit' and just say 'No wrong number'.I don't see anyone who can't even get my name right.
Be careful of this trick. Some guys will say the wrong name intentionally in hope that you will reveal your real name rather than your stage name.
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Today I had "love your curves would love to meet up for fun" Fun meaning can I come and fluff you for free.
"Are you free" I always respond with "no my rates are on my profile" They hate that one lol
Or the usual
"hey how are you?" Like we know each other personally lol
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Just now "will there be cameras there?" ???
I think on this occasion I will be leaving the engagement ring & laptop at home.. :o
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Today I had "love your curves would love to meet up for fun" Fun meaning can I come and fluff you for free.
"Are you free" I always respond with "no my rates are on my profile" They hate that one lol
Or the usual
"hey how are you?" Like we know each other personally lol
I've noticed that too quite often the ones who ask how you are are no shows.Weird!
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Today I took a booking from a man who says he's looking for a regular AND asked me to look at his feedback. We'll see how that goes...
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Am I the only one but...
Clients I've said yes to because they passed my screening, and immediately blocked after.
They hand me the money saying something of the sort "I'd love to stay longer but I have a dinner/drinks/whatever". It sets my alarm bells on!!! They simply ALL try to overstay. Had a 3rd one like that yesterday, I just got dressed and said I was going out for drinks as well:)
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Ones who call not knowing how long they want to book for. When asked they say "1 hour, maybe 2". They're always timewasters. I don't call my hairdresser and say "half a head of highlights, maybe a full head", you know beforehand >:(. Genuine clients are rarely more than two mins on the phone. And also ones who you ask what time they'd like and they say "around ..pm", yeah, I'm just going to make myself ready for around that time and wait for you :FF
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They hand me the money saying something of the sort "I'd love to stay longer but I have a dinner/drinks/whatever". It sets my alarm bells on!!! They simply ALL try to overstay. Had a 3rd one like that yesterday, I just got dressed and said I was going out for drinks as well:)
Always! Even if you see they're taking longer then they should and you'll remind them not-so-gently, they will go under shower and take forever and then they'll look for left sock for three hours. Just to take a piss.
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Guys who claim they are new to all this and nervous but want something like a 2 hour duo with a whole list of things they want to tick off your service list.Most genuine first timers book for 30 mins or an hour and just want a low key chilled time.
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"You'll have to be quiet when you arrive" - translates to "I've got family/friends/kids in the house/nosey neighbours who are going to cause a fuss".
"Do you ever offer discounts?" ::)
"What's the furthest you will travel for a booking?" - translates to I live 'out in the sticks' or I just want you to drive miles for nothing while I giggle from across the street of where I sent you.
"Will you have a driver or do you drive yourself?" - could be an over-paranoid nervous guy but who knows so I don't chance it.
"I found your number on the internet", "did you read anything other than the number and the pictures?", "of course I did", "so what's my name and where am I located?"... "*not my name and miles from where I'm located*"..."*in the style of an automated voice* sorry you've failed to secure a booking on this occasion, better luck next time!" Hang up. I do like to play with their heads a little sometimes.
"What's the shortest booking time you offer" - AKA "I am a cheapskate and want to fuck you for the longest time I can get for the cheapest price". Losers.
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"Do you ever offer discounts?" ::)
I occasionally do have special offers on. They are very, very clearly (headlined and in bold) displayed at the top of my profile on the rare occasions I offer them.
The most annoying thing though is after they are over I'll get emails saying 'do you have any offers on at present' SERIOUSLY?! Sometimes I wonder how smart these people are.
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1. I'll bet you get some really horrible Clients?
2. Are You single?
3. So What's your real name?
4. How long have you been doing this?
5. What is your proper job?
6. I have never done this before/It's my birthday/I'm very nervous/ ( ie: you will have to work hard to make me feel special and a condom shouldn't be necessary in my case )
7. You are too nice to be an Escort
All of the above are often all said by any Client who I know will be a pain in the arse throughout and stalk me for weeks afterwards..
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"I know you said that you don't send face photos, but are there any exceptions? It's just that I'm hosting at my house and want to be safe. Hopefully my feedback shows I'm genuine."
Well, I have feedback too, which surely shows that I'm also genuine.
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"Hey, I have great feedback!"
(Then I know the guy is going to be nightmare)
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"Hey, I have great feedback!"
(Then I know the guy is going to be nightmare)
God, yes. The guys who think their feedback actually means something are... special.
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'Is that you in the pictures?' Yes I accept that bait and switches go on but if they are that paranoid they surely would have a good look at your reviews and the fact that all your gallery pics are also of the same lady and many are selfies, also if you are a bait and switch you are not exactly going to say no are you..nearly always said by no shows.
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'Is that you in the pictures?' Yes I accept that bait and switches go on but if they are that paranoid they surely would have a good look at your reviews and the fact that all your gallery pics are also of the same lady and many are selfies, also if you are a bait and switch you are not exactly going to say no are you..nearly always said by no shows.
Yeah, I had one of those yesterday! I mean, I think one of the guys who never did the final confirmation asked me that. And I'm being asked a lot in general.
I go to real lengths to make my photos as legit as possible - selfies, amateur shots taken by friends and clients. etc. I put a date on all of them. There's really nothing more than I can do.
Sometimes I say, "If I were going to use fake photos I'd pick some better than that."
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Ha! Yeah I'm a size 16 girl next door type. I always say if I was trying to entice men in I'd use a picture of a slim busty young blonde or something...duh!
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Calls you and as soon as you pick up hangs up and sends a text saying "Send me your address"
Or you get a text saying "Address Please" or texts saying " I want to book an appointment with you send me your address so I can plan how to get there or Calls and immediately asks for postcode.
What's you real name? - LOLZ. I always give another fake name and their thick enough to actually believe I would give them my actual real name. sigh
Where abouts do you live?
What school do you go to? (Again I give a school that I know I defo don't go to)
Do you always work out of this hotel?
Have you got a friend you work with?(Oh so you want two for the price of one?)
Can I bring my friend with me? (No i don't do two for the price of one)
You been busy today?
I dreamt you last night let me tell you my dream
Have you got security?
Can we face time or skype before i make a booking?
Do you do bank transfer?
I really want to see you but problem for me is your prices, if you reduce it to say 2p i would be your regular
I had an escort that saw me for x amount of time for this amount of money. (Yeah and Im not that escort)
I am a wealthy man and want to spoil you, put you up in fancy hotels with champagne, wine and all the finest things.
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I get really sick of being asked for 30 minutes. I don't do them and never have. Bargain hunters do not pass my screening.
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"Do you ever offer discounts?" ::)
I occasionally do have special offers on. They are very, very clearly (headlined and in bold) displayed at the top of my profile on the rare occasions I offer them.
The most annoying thing though is after they are over I'll get emails saying 'do you have any offers on at present' SERIOUSLY?! Sometimes I wonder how smart these people are.
Most of them are quite thick if i'm honest
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Had one today asking loads of personal questions before the meet,
Are u married
do u work in an office
have u another client over me i dont want to be rushed
the proceeded to arrive 1 hour early i was still at day job!
Told him i was not happy to meet what a twat
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When you ask them to call back nearer the booking time they want, because people change their minds or forget, and they say oh I will, I definitely want to see you then. A genuine booker will just say yes without so much enthusiasm.
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"Hey, I have great feedback!"
(Then I know the guy is going to be nightmare)
God, yes. The guys who think their feedback actually means something are... special.
Lol! Especially when they have ONE!!!
That idiot from 3 days ago. First a polite email on aw and then he emails "call me if you want my booking!!!!" Serious, with explanation marks lol.
So I reply I don't like his tone and block. But he calls in the meantime, I say no way and no outcall for you and then he starts about how porn stars accept outcalls to his place and why not me????
Lol I politely listened to his bullshit and told him to go and get himself a porn star with his ONE feedback. F*** one!!!! Lol
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"I'm HIV negative...."
30 seconds before he broke down and said the opposite.
Frak! :-\
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This morning the enquiry was going fine until he started doubting me so kindly directed him to my ad with the video on. He then got back to me with interest but my interest in him had completely gone. Clients who act suspicious with me are not my type of clients. They can take their paranoia else where.
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"I'm HIV negative...."
30 seconds before he broke down and said the opposite.
Frak! :-\
:o :o :o
What happened after that?!
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I had one who booked, said it was 1st time then sent 2 texts within a few hours saying he's nervous as had never seen an escort. He had 2 pos escort feedback. Most of us do check this you know! When we met he asked me not to leave him feedback. I said so you can tell the next one you haven't done this before?
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"I'm HIV negative...."
30 seconds before he broke down and said the opposite.
Frak! :-\
:o :o :o
What happened after that?!
A careful exit (He was unstable) and warning posts on various boards.
Talk about a 'Crap day at the office'...
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when they ask you to call them if you want their booking !
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I want you to think of me as your friend.
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when they ask you to call them if you want their booking !
Oh I hate it when they put their number in an email for me to call x
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Are you single?
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when they ask you to call them if you want their booking !
Oh I hate it when they put their number in an email for me to call x
Lol! Had that last week! Sure! How about I top up their phone;)
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A big red flag for me is when they have seen you before they call to book again and I don't remember them, the ones that get all arsy and pissed off about it. Had one yesterday say "Oh but you must remember me, it's John, I was wearing stripy pants, you must remember" he was not happy at all and wasn't in the mood to pretend I remembered him x
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I want you to think of me as your friend.
Oh yes!
Also: I've been thinking about you/us.
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I mostly only remember the bad ones. The good ones are part of a pleasant blur. The bad ones I remember vividly.
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"Do you ever meet socially?"
That prompted me to list Social Engagements as a service, along with my rates. 8)
It's been good and resulted in some delightful paid social encounters.
Clouds/Silver linings and all that. :)
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Yes anyone who asks to meet for a coffee first because they are shy..yeah and I'm shy of meeting you in a public place where chances are you'll either not turn up or just come for a lookey loo possibly with mates.
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I take those bookings really regularly, yet to be stood up but I have a feeling it'll happen soon. ::) I make it clear I'll only wait for ten minutes without hearing from them if they're late etc., then I fuck off into the nearest cafe or whatever and chill. It's a cool option to have for part-timers/students with free time during holidays and I charge significantly little for it so I get a lot of interest - some weeks it actually rivals the interest for regular bookings. So yeah, not always a red flag and some newbies genuinely don't like the idea of fucking you the first time they see you.
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I take those bookings really regularly, yet to be stood up but I have a feeling it'll happen soon. ::) I make it clear I'll only wait for ten minutes without hearing from them if they're late etc., then I fuck off into the nearest cafe or whatever and chill. It's a cool option to have for part-timers/students with free time during holidays and I charge significantly little for it so I get a lot of interest - some weeks it actually rivals the interest for regular bookings. So yeah, not always a red flag and some newbies genuinely don't like the idea of fucking you the first time they see you.
Hmmm, I can see how this would be good business if you market it right and have the time. Thinking of ideas now!
To me, the red flag 'let's meet for coffee' guys are the ones that make a booking then slyly suggest "Why don't you grab a coffee with me first." Trying to play on your ego by saying something like, 'Oh you're a smart girl.' like they're going to seduce you. Once had a client show up two hours early and text, "Hey I'm in the bar down the road, come grab a drink." Ughhhhhh. Not a time waster, but a cheap, pain in the arse boundary pusher.
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One man once wanted to book at my then social rate for an indeterminate time, with option to extend and go back to mine.
Nice idea but doesn't work for me, with other offers of bookings I am not prepared to put aside my whole evening for a 50% of usual rate fee, just incase he extends. I also need to know intended movements so my security buddy is in the picture.
I have had the reverse happen, client booked social coffee time to see if we'd get along, he then decided he wanted private time but I didn't have the time. He was quite disgruntled - but that isn't my fault - the only way I could have seen him on that day, at the time convenient for him was that hour and he wasn't wanting to commit to anything else.
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I've never actually been asked for a social meet.
I've had bookings that involve dinner and then private time but the clients that have requested that have never expected to pay anything other than my standard rate, a social rate never came up.
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A big red flag for me is when they have seen you before they call to book again and I don't remember them, the ones that get all arsy and pissed off about it. Had one yesterday say "Oh but you must remember me, it's John, I was wearing stripy pants, you must remember" he was not happy at all and wasn't in the mood to pretend I remembered him x
On the other hand Nia, he was wearing STRIPY pants and you couldn't remember:)))???
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I had one who booked, said it was 1st time then sent 2 texts within a few hours saying he's nervous as had never seen an escort. He had 2 pos escort feedback. Most of us do check this you know! When we met he asked me not to leave him feedback. I said so you can tell the next one you haven't done this before?
No. I think the "dumber" ones do not realise we check their profiles/feedback. I had the same and I've noticed that the degree of stupidity in some cases is just unexplicable.
I also love it when they call and say they've never seen escort in their life and then start talking using all professional escorting term. You innocently lead them on and ask "what's your favourite?" They start replying and then stop realising they shouldn't because "they've never seen escort before":)))
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Where I currently am, they have funny names for things out here. But I get asked loads to do exchange of services for drugs, like a couple times a week framed in questions such as, "Do you chase clouds?" = broke ass with no money, and dodgy gear. Or my personal favourite is, "do you have a pipe?" ::)
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Where I currently am, they have funny names for things out here. But I get asked loads to do exchange of services for drugs, like a couple times a week framed in questions such as, "Do you chase clouds?" = broke ass with no money, and dodgy gear. Or my personal favourite is, "do you have a pipe?" ::)
The fuck does that even mean?! What drugs are they talking about?!
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Crystal meth is the drug of choice and they smoke it, thus the clouds and pipe reference. That and the fact it is bloody expensive, well all drug are hugely expensive. So, they actually they are doing you a favour when offering it in exchange for services. I ho for cash, not drugs.
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Ew. A booking with a sweaty tweaker.
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A big red flag for me is when they have seen you before they call to book again and I don't remember them, the ones that get all arsy and pissed off about it. Had one yesterday say "Oh but you must remember me, it's John, I was wearing stripy pants, you must remember" he was not happy at all and wasn't in the mood to pretend I remembered him x
On the other hand Nia, he was wearing STRIPY pants and you couldn't remember:)))???
I know how could I forgot specific pant patterns, I usually put such details on a spread sheet and revise so when they call I don't offend them x
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I have no idea why some punters ask why are we doing the job. I never ask them why they are booking me.
It is obvious really. The women need the income and happen to enjoy the sex. As for the punters they need a screw. End of. It really isn't rocket science!
Unfortunately many men do not understand we treat this is an actual proper business in the same way we would if we were in the workplace. I love the freedom of self-employment!
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A big red flag for me is when they have seen you before they call to book again and I don't remember them, the ones that get all arsy and pissed off about it. Had one yesterday say "Oh but you must remember me, it's John, I was wearing stripy pants, you must remember" he was not happy at all and wasn't in the mood to pretend I remembered him x
On the other hand Nia, he was wearing STRIPY pants and you couldn't remember:)))???
I know how could I forgot specific pant patterns, I usually put such details on a spread sheet and revise so when they call I don't offend them x
Well we don't get clowns that often:)))
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Has anyone else noticed that guys who sign their messages 'Kind Regards' tend to be time wasters?
Everytime I read it my back hairs bristle. Would love an explanation for that one.
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Another red flag to me is the caller who repeatedly rings over and over when you can't or don't answer the phone instead of just waiting for say 15 mins or 30 mins or leaving a message.Same as the ones who when you look in your call logs they have rung over and over very late at night. This comes across as entitled/stalkery/very clingy and when I have spoke to these guys they have been utter knobs.It's not normal or genuine client behaviour.
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Another red flag to me is the caller who repeatedly rings over and over when you can't or don't answer the phone instead of just waiting for say 15 mins or 30 mins or leaving a message.Same as the ones who when you look in your call logs they have rung over and over very late at night. This comes across as entitled/stalkery/very clingy and when I have spoke to these guys they have been utter knobs.It's not normal or genuine client behaviour.
This. It's bloody annoying because then I feel bad/unprofessional for not answering that many times, too.
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Oh the "I love your accent". Ok I know most ladies here are native speakers so this one doesn't apply to everyone. But every now and then I get an idiot who just rings me to enjoy...my accent.
Now I would totally understand that if I spoke broken English and yes I know that being French is my marketing point but I've been speaking English since I'm 10yrs old ffs.
And those who go "I love your accent" over the phone never book of course.
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Oh the "I love your accent". Ok I know most ladies here are native speakers so this one doesn't apply to everyone. But every now and then I get an idiot who just rings me to enjoy...my accent.
Now I would totally understand that if I spoke broken English and yes I know that being French is my marketing point but I've been speaking English since I'm 10yrs old ffs.
And those who go "I love your accent" over the phone never book of course.
yeah, I get this too ;D
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Anytime they go into great detail about what they're like, what they want in bed, etc., without fail, they turn out to be a timewaster.
As do the ones that send stuff like "Hi" and "What's up?"
Any texts/emails asking for explicit details on what I do in bed.
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Oh the "I love your accent". Ok I know most ladies here are native speakers so this one doesn't apply to everyone. But every now and then I get an idiot who just rings me to enjoy...my accent.
Now I would totally understand that if I spoke broken English and yes I know that being French is my marketing point but I've been speaking English since I'm 10yrs old ffs.
And those who go "I love your accent" over the phone never book of course.
yeah, I get this too ;D
Yup, me too!
Always a time waster.
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Another red flag to me is the caller who repeatedly rings over and over when you can't or don't answer the phone instead of just waiting for say 15 mins or 30 mins or leaving a message.Same as the ones who when you look in your call logs they have rung over and over very late at night. This comes across as entitled/stalkery/very clingy and when I have spoke to these guys they have been utter knobs.It's not normal or genuine client behaviour.
I'm getting this a lot lately, they automatically get blocked now.
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Lately I am getting an awful lot of call-and-hang-ups followed immediately by a text saying they couldn't talk for whatever reason. I always race to get them saved in my phone as "hanger upper" before their text comes in. :D
OK... I think this has come up on here before:
Guys named Jay are always time wasters/no-shows, aren't they?
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I want you to think of me as your friend.
This one's the outright winner for me (alongside 'my booking will be so much fun it you'll probably forget it's work' and the ubiquitous 'what do you like?') Even reading it makes my skin crawl.
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Lately I am getting an awful lot of call-and-hang-ups followed immediately by a text saying they couldn't talk for whatever reason. I always race to get them saved in my phone as "hanger upper" before their text comes in. :D
OK... I think this has come up on here before:
Guys named Jay are always time wasters/no-shows, aren't they?
named Jay I have at least 19 in my block list lol !
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Lately I am getting an awful lot of call-and-hang-ups followed immediately by a text saying they couldn't talk for whatever reason. I always race to get them saved in my phone as "hanger upper" before their text comes in. :D
OK... I think this has come up on here before:
Guys named Jay are always time wasters/no-shows, aren't they?
One of my favourite clients recently was called Jay ;D
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Lately I am getting an awful lot of call-and-hang-ups followed immediately by a text saying they couldn't talk for whatever reason. I always race to get them saved in my phone as "hanger upper" before their text comes in. :D
OK... I think this has come up on here before:
Guys named Jay are always time wasters/no-shows, aren't they?
One of my favourite clients recently was called Jay ;D
Surely it has to be a Jason/ John/ Jeff/Jack/Jordan just being cautious?
Next time I'm going to return their trust by calling myself "Pee" ;D
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I have no idea, he didn't say and I didn't check his passport :P
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Lately I am getting an awful lot of call-and-hang-ups followed immediately by a text saying they couldn't talk for whatever reason. I always race to get them saved in my phone as "hanger upper" before their text comes in. :D
OK... I think this has come up on here before:
Guys named Jay are always time wasters/no-shows, aren't they?
One of my favourite clients recently was called Jay ;D
Surely it has to be a Jason/ John/ Jeff/Jack/Jordan just being cautious?
Next time I'm going to return their trust by calling myself "Pee" ;D
wow ive just had a guy turn up called jay this is first im amazed i forgot to ask his name when talking to him on the phone !
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''I've already decided what I want you to wear''.
Pfft, you can wear this, buddy *flips him the bird over the phone*
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I have no idea, he didn't say and I didn't check his passport :P
Owch! Sorry Midsstudent, I genuinely didn't mean it personally. I was speaking in general and just looking at my phone contacts to see the list of 'Jay's' in there ( 24 - and more than a third of them are Asian ::)
I'm sorry if I offended you and it WAS a rubbish "joke"too :-[ XX
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That's funny, I've never had a time waster Jay.
I get a lot of John and Paul tw though. Now if I could only get a Ringo, I think I'd be happy.
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That's funny, I've never had a time waster Jay.
I get a lot of John and Paul tw though. Now if I could only get a Ringo, I think I'd be happy.
I've had Johns, Pauls and Georges. No Ringo in sight!
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Didn't take it offensively Phoenix :) My guy was not Asian either though...
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Guys that ask you to send pictures or ask you to describe yourself or parts of your body.I mainly find this with so called foot fetishers.
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Guys that ask you to send pictures or ask you to describe yourself or parts of your body.I mainly find this with so called foot fetishers.
I find foot fetish clients to be the most self entitled pricks. I basically ignore most inquiries from them.
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You know, I've never entertained them, either (don't like my toes sucked) but I saw two in one week recently and they were both arrogant pricks!
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I find that genuine foot-fetishists will just book, then admire your feet. They won't ask for photos and descriptions.
As a result I've met perhaps only 3 genuine foot fetishists in 5+ years. They were absolutely fine, not arrogant one bit.
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I have encountered 2 in the 16yrs I have been working. One was a right pain in my ass, to the point I almost beat him to death with the stiletto he wanted me to tip toe around in. The other, is a perfect gentleman. The others, when they start demanding pics, I tell them to go to a shoe store and look at women trying on shoes.
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All my foot fetish callers are Indian/Asian and all TW.
Just had a posh caller ask me about my services and say,
'Tell me a bit about yourself, sell yourself!'
Is that some kind of toff, estate agent chat up line or what?
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All my foot fetish callers are Indian/Asian and all TW.
Just had a posh caller ask me about my services and say,
'Tell me a bit about yourself, sell yourself!'
Is that some kind of toff, estate agent chat up line or what?
LOL! I would have just wanted to get right off the phone.
There are two main categories of rich guys in London: those in banking and those in property. I like the bankers - just straightforward businessmen. But the ones in property are more likely to be twats, IMO.
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No one has mentioned the sexy breathy phone voice yet:
"Hey baby, yeah mmm, you're so hot, yeah baby"
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No one has mentioned the sexy breathy phone voice yet:
"Hey baby, yeah mmm, you're so hot, yeah baby"
A bit high-pitched and almost camp.... awful creepy
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I think we've got a thread about the creepy-quiet-voice somewhere. I had one like that the other day, so I just told him I couldn't hear him properly and he'd have to call back later :D.
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I find that genuine foot-fetishists will just book, then admire your feet. They won't ask for photos and descriptions.
As a result I've met perhaps only 3 genuine foot fetishists in 5+ years. They were absolutely fine, not arrogant one bit.
Yep I agree. Foot fetish is a big thing out in the ME I took some foot photos and my phone didn't stop. ringing lol
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No one has mentioned the sexy breathy phone voice yet:
"Hey baby, yeah mmm, you're so hot, yeah baby"
A bit high-pitched and almost camp.... awful creepy
Oh gawd! Soon as I hear the high pitched camp creepazoid voice I miraculously become fully booked!
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Or the ones who start the conversation with "you sound out of breath. Are you ok?" I just reply with "How can I help you?"
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No one has mentioned the sexy breathy phone voice yet:
"Hey baby, yeah mmm, you're so hot, yeah baby"
you just know they arnt going to be turning up for a booking lol !
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The ones that are oily arselickey and call you darling and ask how you are and ask for a long booking you just know they are then going to haggle ask for things you don't do and not turn up for this unfeasibly long booking anyway.
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Going on about how sexy I am and how much my pics turn them on etc... just want phone sex!
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Anyone who rings on an unknown number just gets ignored, if you haven't got the decency or trust to ring off your own number then I don't want to see you
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Anyone who rings on an unknown number just gets ignored, if you haven't got the decency or trust to ring off your own number then I don't want to see you
On the odd occasion where I've gave a withheld number caller benefit of doubt they have never turned up. I still answer because there are a few who will ring back not withholding number when I request that.
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I think we've got a thread about the creepy-quiet-voice somewhere. I had one like that the other day, so I just told him I couldn't hear him properly and he'd have to call back later :D.
:D :D :P :P
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the guys that ask for a 3 hr booking yet they have never met me before plus I do 1.5hrs max they just don't see that.
when I say ill see you for an hour if we get on I am happy to extend it, funny they don't call back to get address details as you all know what they are doing! !! ::)
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Another is they talk about their manhood size that it is big asking for anal. I am noticing many who talk like this never book. But try to give the benefit of the doubt until it happens again. Very tempted to just hang up one of these days.
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Just yesterday I said, "I'm sorry - I never take bookings from anyone who talks about the size of their penis" and hung up.
Now, to be fair, I have had guys asking about anal (which I have at discretion) and saying things like, "Well, I'm not very big so I hope we can try anal" but otherwise sound relaxed about the fact that it might not happen. That's legit. Otherwise... time waster.
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Yes the ones that go on about having a big cock and saying they have been refused because of it are generally bullshit merchants.They also do this to ladies that don't offer anal.
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I had a bit of a text discussion with a man who swore he was 11" and used to be in porn. I said he was probably measuring it incorrectly, and got my tape measure out ready for his booking to settle the argument. Of course, he never turned up...
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The ones that say they are looking for a long term regular arrangement x
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'I thought I was your favourite'....Seen him once. :-\
He is 22, too gorgeous, stunning huge cock,
but we never discussed my preferences.Maybe I
enjoy shrivelled, 70 year old shrimp-dicks.
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'I thought I was your favourite'....Seen him once. :-\
He is 22, too gorgeous, stunning huge cock,
but we never discussed my preferences.Maybe I
enjoy shrivelled, 70 year old shrimp-dicks.
This client would be a red flag for me, If they tell me how young they are rather than how old they are, and what a huge cock they have, I automatically think your ego is too big for me to entertain.
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I know absolutely Roxy it's all read flag if in the initial conversation
..... but I'd seen already him without him telling me any of that lol ;)
He was trying to remind me who he was for another
booking when he said "I thought I was your fav!".
He's stunning, but I try not to let clients see I like them too much.
Maybe my poker face doesn't work any more ??? ???
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'I thought I was your favourite'....Seen him once. :-\
He is 22, too gorgeous, stunning huge cock,
but we never discussed my preferences.Maybe I
enjoy shrivelled, 70 year old shrimp-dicks.
This happens all the time if they are young they say all cockily "I bet this is a nice change to the usual old gits you normally see..." ::) my reply "actually I prefer older more mature men rather than ones my own age, always have..." I wish I had a camera to capture the looks on their deflated faces haha. It's not a lie there is a massive age gap between me and my husband because I can't stand people in my age group.
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"I loved reading your profile! You seem very interesting." Before going on to describe how dominant he is. Honey, if you read it, you would know that I'm not submissive.
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"I have no credit, can you call me." Too stingy to put a fiver on your phone to book a service costing at least ten times that.
"My internet crashed whilst I was reading your website, can you tell me about..." But you managed to get my phone number before that happened and calling me is more important than sorting your internet.
"My mate gave me your number." And no other information.
"Can I book by text, my phone isn't working properly and not accepting calls." Again, booking an escort is more important than getting something fixed?!
Sending an email with their life story.
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"Hi.. I know it says you're not available today but by any chance are u working?"
"I'm a young clean man" OR hey would you please do outcall for an hour? I am 36 and cleaned. -> cleaned? who cleaned you? ;D when a person chooses "clean" as their main attribute... TW
"Hey babe what's your name and can you come now? Can you send me a picture." ->
All in a day's work eh? ::)
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'Cleaned' never heard that one...by mum perhaps ? lol ;D
It was an outcall booking enquiry 2 mins away from my
house and he said, 'I'm rather big is that a problem?'
So I said 'How fat are you?'
He hesitated and I said, 'I don't see obese clients'
I think he meant his wee willy winkle.
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"I'm a doctor."
This is a weird thing to do. One who did that ended up anally raping/barebacking me. Since then, anyone who volunteers this is automatically blocked.
Nobody says "I'm an accountant."
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Sorry that happened to you Fabs.
Yes it is strange to state one's profession and it's a wierdo red flag.
I do sometimes ask professions if I'm
unsure...to see how they respond or distract.
There is one Indian guy on AW for years that says he is a doctor
but I think he only phones up and leads girls on.
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"I'm a doctor."
That's another vote from me - the only punters I've ever had this from either tried to get me to do bareback or sell me drugs, or just tolerate them doing drugs in their booking.
One of my favourite former clients who moved away is a doctor, and I had no idea until I'd seen him twice (and he never once said 'I'm a doctor).
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Anyone that gives there life story and tells you why they feel the need to punt...usually a timewaster or the type that thinks its dating and gets clingy.
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"I've never done this before, if I made a booking with you what would happen when I arrive and how would you proceed to bring me to orgasm?"
Via AdultWork messenger. Guy has no feedback and has been a member since 2008... Couldn't resist replying to say that I'm not in the habit of supplying an itenary of the booking and if he hasn't made a booking in the 7 years he's been a member, I doubt it'll be happening anytime soon!!
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Do you live on your own?.
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'Payday is a (week/ fortnight/month) away'
Had this today from an rare regular...he is a
total man-babe but I'm not falling for that one.
I can DIY myself and wait for the moneeeeeeyyyy. ;D
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I keep getting calls recently asking me to go to Goodwood for the motor racing - they proceed to try to get free sex talk whilst I am replying about what day, have they got pit passes and saying which races and cars I want to see! They hang up pretty quick once I start talking about engines and models of cars!
Anyone who says they want to do anything apart from sex is usually a TW. I don't get asked on dates!
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Do you live on your own?.
yes they may as well say im hoping your a vunerable female I can take advantage of
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Is it just you in the flat?
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Anyone that asks 'Will you give me a good time?'Usually boundary pushers or at the least never likely to book or show up.My standard response is to giggle and say 'Well I'm not likely to tell you I'm rubbish if I am!'However feel free to read my numerous reviews on various sites and see if those clients had a good time!'
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"i just need to go to the cashpoint"
then they disappear to the island of lost men
obviously thought i would answer in my knickers or not take payment first :FF
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I cant get to complete the booking form online heres my mobile call me !!!
then you find out the mobile is that of a known timewaster
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Like Nia Hope stated before, the ones saying they want to make a regular thing out of it. Just happened to me. For the first time I replied along the lines of: I give 100% every booking, no matter if one is a regular or intends to become a regular.
Don't know if my reply will send him running ;D. It just annoyed me. Of all the men saying this, not one became a regular.
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Just yesterday I said, "I'm sorry - I never take bookings from anyone who talks about the size of their penis" and hung up.
Now, to be fair, I have had guys asking about anal (which I have at discretion) and saying things like, "Well, I'm not very big so I hope we can try anal" but otherwise sound relaxed about the fact that it might not happen. That's legit. Otherwise... time waster.
I had a guy in dubai recently seemed lovely american guy living in Kuwait seemed really nice followed all my procedures then sent me a dick photo
I mean did he think he could shock me ,Did he think I had never seen dick before I mean being in this line of work you would imagine that I have seen a fair few
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Clients who repeat everything you say, like a parrot.
I sometimes say, 'You're boring me now...', and flick em off.
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One guy has been trying to book me for a while now, but didn't want to book as I used hotels for my incalls. Anyways, he calls and this is how the conversation went.
Caller-Hi i would like to book you, are you in a hotel or flat?
Me-Flat
Caller-are you alone in the flat?
Me-No, is that a problem?
Caller-No, no, I will call you back to book
Doesn't call back.
Is it just me or does he sound like a creep. I find it a bit suspicious when guys ask are you in a hotel or flat? Don't know why. In addition to that you ask if I am alone?? Red flag anyone? or am I being paro. Majority of men don't care if you are in a hotel or a flat but had one guy back when I did incalls in hotels said "oh sorry I don't do hotels."
I don't get it really. You could be in a hotel for any reason.
a) using the gym
b)drinking in the bar
c)business meeting
d)On vacation
Maybe they are paranoid someone would see them there or know they are coming to see an escort? (just grow some balls man lol) I use to get paranoid going into hotels for outcalls as I thought people knew what I was doing till I realized they don't really give a shit and probably think I have a room there or something.
Another thing I find suspicious is when guys ask "What time do you work till?" then they want to book that time. I am super paranoid anyway so will never take a booking from someone that ask that.
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I had one of those email me today...
Hi Hun (*First mistake)
I'm interested in meet Thursday around midday what time can I contact you from Thursday morning please?
And are we alone during meet? (*Second mistake)
I replied..
"Do you think I work in a brothel or do you imagine I have a jealous pimp/husband hiding behind the door to rob you?. I'm offended, don't contact me again".
Considering I have been on AW for 6 years and have lots of feedback where he is new and has no feedback I think its a bloody cheek.
This one question above all gives me the creeps..thoughts come into my head of a serial killer looking for his next victim whenever its asked.
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One guy has been trying to book me for a while now, but didn't want to book as I used hotels for my incalls. Anyways, he calls and this is how the conversation went.
Caller-Hi i would like to book you, are you in a hotel or flat?
Me-Flat
Caller-are you alone in the flat?
Me-No, is that a problem?
Caller-No, no, I will call you back to book
Doesn't call back.
Is it just me or does he sound like a creep. I find it a bit suspicious when guys ask are you in a hotel or flat? Don't know why. In addition to that you ask if I am alone?? Red flag anyone? or am I being paro. Majority of men don't care if you are in a hotel or a flat but had one guy back when I did incalls in hotels said "oh sorry I don't do hotels."
I don't get it really. You could be in a hotel for any reason.
a) using the gym
b)drinking in the bar
c)business meeting
d)On vacation
Maybe they are paranoid someone would see them there or know they are coming to see an escort? (just grow some balls man lol) I use to get paranoid going into hotels for outcalls as I thought people knew what I was doing till I realized they don't really give a shit and probably think I have a room there or something.
Another thing I find suspicious is when guys ask "What time do you work till?" then they want to book that time. I am super paranoid anyway so will never take a booking from someone that ask that.
Yes the are you alone is such a huge red flag but it's also an awkward one same as the hotel or flat.
They could be asking completely innocently as some men feel paranoid walking into hotels which I can completely understand as any time I've ever been in a hotel for work, I'm extremely paranoid thinking everyone knows what I am up to and the fact that most of our clients are married or attached means that they are worried about being seen and then having to explain to the wife why they were in a hotel at lunch time.
So although I don't like that question, I can see why some find it a very relevant question to their decision making.
The question, are you alone? I never meet with anyone who asks me that question as it makes me far too anxious to meet with them.
Again, it could be completely innocent......they might not be able to relax at the thought of you sharing with another girl and another punter being there at the same time.
But on the other hand, he may be asking so he can chop you up into a million pieces and that thought scared me more than the money is worth so I never meet anyone who asks me that question, ever!
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Guys who send texts asking things like 'Can you squirt' when they are supposedly on their way to you.They usually no show or are tossers in the actual room.If you must ask aload of things like this,do it when you first book then I can invite you actually read my profile before accepting your booking.
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Callers asking if I can wrestle with them - not a chance I will let some man knock me about on the premise its role play.
The ones whilst shagging me tell me I am so beautiful, they ask me if I have a daughter and what a looker she must be and does she work? - well that's a mood killer and don't talk about my children in a sexual way, service gets rushed and client gets blacklisted or just thrown out depending how sleazy he said it.
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Guys who send texts asking things like 'Can you squirt' when they are supposedly on their way to you.They usually no show or are tossers in the actual room.If you must ask aload of things like this,do it when you first book then I can invite you actually read my profile before accepting your booking.
That is my biggest pet peeve! Asking daft questions after booking/shortly before the start of the booking. That is why I sometimes just cancel on them. I'll say "No, I'm sorry... I can't do that. I think I'm not the girl for you. Sorry for the inconvenience." Then they wail and gnash their teeth and say "But I'm almost there!"
Shoulda asked your stupid fucking questions before setting off then, idiot.
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Guys who send texts asking things like 'Can you squirt' when they are supposedly on their way to you.They usually no show or are tossers in the actual room.If you must ask aload of things like this,do it when you first book then I can invite you actually read my profile before accepting your booking.
That is my biggest pet peeve! Asking daft questions after booking/shortly before the start of the booking. That is why I sometimes just cancel on them. I'll say "No, I'm sorry... I can't do that. I think I'm not the girl for you. Sorry for the inconvenience." Then they wail and gnash their teeth and say "But I'm almost there!"
Shoulda asked your stupid fucking questions before setting off then, idiot.
I do this too, I always ask new clients if they have read my profile and are happy with what I offer so when they hit me with silly questions later or just before the booking......I cancel too.
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They may also say -
"I have an erection problem. It hasn't got up for 10 years and I was wondering you could sort this out."
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Can't remember if it was this thread or another that i commented on about strangers asking if we are alone being a red flag but I had a new client booked in for this eve at 6pm for a couple of hours that called yesterday to book for this eve, seemed nice.
Confirmed his appointment today and then just sent me a text there saying he's told a friend he's coming to see me since he's never done this before (fine I guess, I have no issues with the other side taking safety precautions) and then he asked me if I am alone in the apartment.
I cancelled!
As I said on the other post, this could be a completely innocent question from his part but it's the one question a stranger says to me prior to meeting them that literally makes my blood run cold.
Thoughts?
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And he's just sent me a text saying he's worried that I'm going to call and text him while he's at home with his partner?? WTF??
I was pissed earlier at my time being wasted, if he would have asked me that question yesterday then I would have cancelled there and then but instead he leaves it till tonight pretty much last minute but now I'm absolutely fuming that he thinks I'm that scummy where I would harass him at home and compromise his discretion, also pissed of that he thinks I would even want to.
I don't know what types of girls that mate of his has been shagging or what TV programmes he's been watching but he seems to have such a low opinion of us.
He just shouldn't see escorts unless he finds one who's willing to over look his daft question and harassment accusation.
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Can't remember if it was this thread or another that i commented on about strangers asking if we are alone being a red flag but I had a new client booked in for this eve at 6pm for a couple of hours that called yesterday to book for this eve, seemed nice.
Confirmed his appointment today and then just sent me a text there saying he's told a friend he's coming to see me since he's never done this before (fine I guess, I have no issues with the other side taking safety precautions) and then he asked me if I am alone in the apartment.
I cancelled!
As I said on the other post, this could be a completely innocent question from his part but it's the one question a stranger says to me prior to meeting them that literally makes my blood run cold.
Thoughts?
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Would have cancelled too. I don't like when they mention other people nevermind when they say something like "Are you alone?" that question pretty much never comes from good intentions. If they mention a friend they will probably show up with somebody else in tow and expect you to service them both or try to take advantage of you. Sometimes they don't even give you the warning I've turned up to a flat and there was a full on lads night going on in there. I walked away and got all sorts of abuse and drunk guys saying they'll give me a tenner for a blowjob so I would never take chances if it sounds like they are with their mates.
Red flags for me are usually very long winded emails that ramble on about how great they are and how respectable their job is etc or things that sound passive aggressive or like they are trying to degrade me/talk down to me. Particular accents over the phone and ways of speaking I flag, Nigerians sound a certain way they try to market themselves as respectable gentleman but when somebody is overly nice and trying to be appealing I trust them less. I like people who are straight to the point and business like I don't trust people who use lots of big words, call me "Sweetheart" and ramble.
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I always think that sex should be easy
They ring
They come
They cum again
They go
Anything that's like a war & peace novel or comes across like Ali Gs younger dysfunctional brother either by email or text is ignored & blocked
As I am getting older my tolerance is getting way and way less
Anyone else find that
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I always think that sex should be easy
They ring
They come
They cum again
They go
Anything that's like a war & peace novel or comes across like Ali Gs younger dysfunctional brother either by email or text is ignored & blocked
As I am getting older my tolerance is getting way and way less
Anyone else find that
Yes, I had a guy phone me and, before I could start speaking, gave me a long drawn out speech about what he wanted and expected and how mostly this was a woman who genuinely 'wanted' him several times a week and sent him sexy texts throughout each day because, after all, he was 'not a bad looking bloke' and a 'great fuck' who made women squirt so much they ruin his mattress.
I think he was early 40's but he sounded 20 years younger than that to me. Weirdly fascinating.
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-Have you been busy today? That's good. What time is your last appointment? aka I'm coming to rob you and want to make sure there's as much money as possible!
I had something similar today by text - if I hadn't have take this advice on board a number of months ago when I first started, I would never have even considered that a possibility; hence, the importance of reading as much as possible on here 3 or 4 times :-*
Additionally, apologies if it's elsewhere on here, but I've had a few lately who have asked 'can I take you for a drink, you look lovely'; misconstruing dating and paid for services ::)
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I always think that sex should be easy
They ring
They come
They cum again
They go
Anything that's like a war & peace novel or comes across like Ali Gs younger dysfunctional brother either by email or text is ignored & blocked
As I am getting older my tolerance is getting way and way less
Anyone else find that
I think it's experience as we go along that makes our tolerance levels change.We've all found ourselves with naff bookings from either the war and peace brigade or the Ali G types and so we just start thinking 'Oh noooo not today thankyou!'
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I always think that sex should be easy
They ring
They come
They cum again
They go
Anything that's like a war & peace novel or comes across like Ali Gs younger dysfunctional brother either by email or text is ignored & blocked
As I am getting older my tolerance is getting way and way less
Anyone else find that
I think it's experience as we go along that makes our tolerance levels change.We've all found ourselves with naff bookings from either the war and peace brigade or the Ali G types and so we just start thinking 'Oh noooo not today thankyou!'
Your absolutely right, I hear of punters saying all the time that girls who have been in the job a few years become jaded when infact........,it's just that we become wise to all the naff bullshit that we just have no tolerance for it. The new girls on the scene have yet to learn the crappy side of the job and all the red flags.
I'm sure I speak for the majority of us here but all I want is a quiet and happy life and to be happy in my job so the minute I see a red flag whether it's someone being rude, offensive, pushy, cheeky or just even that we might be incompatible based on something they have said or done then I will try my best to avoid that person as I don't think the money is worth it.
All I want is is for my client to read my profile, actually accept it what I do and don't do, turn up and act like a normal human being during the booking process and the booking itself, that seems far too much to ask for a lot of people unfortunately.
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When they go into too much detail about what they want you to wear in the booking. Will turn out to be a total creep & boundary pusher. Learned that mistake today.
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When they go into too much detail about what they want you to wear in the booking. Will turn out to be a total creep & boundary pusher. Learned that mistake today.
This. Had a guy contact me with entirely too much detail about what he "wants the escort (even though he was on the phone to ME) to wear". Then he asked me why he should pick me over any other girl??? Arrogant cunt. You contacted me, so you should know why you want me over another girl.
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When they go into too much detail about what they want you to wear in the booking. Will turn out to be a total creep & boundary pusher. Learned that mistake today.
This. Had a guy contact me with entirely too much detail about what he "wants the escort (even though he was on the phone to ME) to wear". Then he asked me why he should pick me over any other girl??? Arrogant cunt. You contacted me, so you should know why you want me over another girl.
I know exactly what I would say to that. I would say, "Actually, I don't think you should pick me. I'm not the right girl for you and I would hate for you to waste your money. But thanks so much for calling!" And then I get off the phone. It's super polite but they're also a bit taken aback that I'm not gagging for their cash.
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Anything that suggests they have not read my profile in its entirety tells me they are not genuine. :FF
I am done with lazy numpties who just can't be bothered; works both ways - a reciprocal can't-be-bothered-ness ::)
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When they go into too much detail about what they want you to wear in the booking. Will turn out to be a total creep & boundary pusher. Learned that mistake today.
This. Had a guy contact me with entirely too much detail about what he "wants the escort (even though he was on the phone to ME) to wear". Then he asked me why he should pick me over any other girl??? Arrogant cunt. You contacted me, so you should know why you want me over another girl.
Was this guy Irish by any chance? I had that exact phone call several times before when I used a shitty wee phone that didn't have a blocking facility. I said to him, why should I see you out of all the other clients that call me? Then I called him an arrogant arsehole and hung up. Didn't answer any of his calls after that x
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Anything that suggests they have not read my profile in its entirety tells me they are not genuine. :FF
I am done with lazy numpties who just can't be bothered; works both ways - a reciprocal can't-be-bothered-ness ::)
I have said to several callers if they can't be bothered to read my profile then I can't be bothered to go over everything on the phone!
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When they go into too much detail about what they want you to wear in the booking. Will turn out to be a total creep & boundary pusher. Learned that mistake today.
This. Had a guy contact me with entirely too much detail about what he "wants the escort (even though he was on the phone to ME) to wear". Then he asked me why he should pick me over any other girl??? Arrogant cunt. You contacted me, so you should know why you want me over another girl.
I know exactly what I would say to that. I would say, "Actually, I don't think you should pick me. I'm not the right girl for you and I would hate for you to waste your money. But thanks so much for calling!" And then I get off the phone. It's super polite but they're also a bit taken aback that I'm not gagging for their cash.
I just said 'it's up to you whether or not you pick me over someone else'. I hate when guys act like this is the X Factor or something and I'm desperate for Simon to fulfil my wildest fantasy of being world famous. If you 'pick' me, you pick me if you don't, someone else will pay me for sex. Idiot. I hope the indifference confused him. I'm sure this is the only power trip some of these losers get (losers referring to egotists, not respectful clients).
Him talking about what he wants from 'the escort' whilst speaking directly to me, a person, made my skin crawl.
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When they go into too much detail about what they want you to wear in the booking. Will turn out to be a total creep & boundary pusher. Learned that mistake today.
This. Had a guy contact me with entirely too much detail about what he "wants the escort (even though he was on the phone to ME) to wear". Then he asked me why he should pick me over any other girl??? Arrogant cunt. You contacted me, so you should know why you want me over another girl.
Was this guy Irish by any chance? I had that exact phone call several times before when I used a shitty wee phone that didn't have a blocking facility. I said to him, why should I see you out of all the other clients that call me? Then I called him an arrogant arsehole and hung up. Didn't answer any of his calls after that x
He was from up north.
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God this sounds very familiar.... Doesn't 'call' himself Ian on AW does he??
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When they go into too much detail about what they want you to wear in the booking. Will turn out to be a total creep & boundary pusher. Learned that mistake today.
This. Had a guy contact me with entirely too much detail about what he "wants the escort (even though he was on the phone to ME) to wear". Then he asked me why he should pick me over any other girl??? Arrogant cunt. You contacted me, so you should know why you want me over another girl.
Was this guy Irish by any chance? I had that exact phone call several times before when I used a shitty wee phone that didn't have a blocking facility. I said to him, why should I see you out of all the other clients that call me? Then I called him an arrogant arsehole and hung up. Didn't answer any of his calls after that x
He was from up north.
Hmmm, I distinctively remember that I always got this guys calls when I was in Belfast (never anywhere else) but I can't remember if he was Irish or not. What you described is exactly what I got from him too if it's the same guy x
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Anything that suggests they have not read my profile in its entirety tells me they are not genuine. :FF
I am done with lazy numpties who just can't be bothered; works both ways - a reciprocal can't-be-bothered-ness ::)
I have said to several callers if they can't be bothered to read my profile then I can't be bothered to go over everything on the phone!
Great minds etc! ;D
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I agree the "I'd like to meet for a coffee/chat first" is dodgy since they inevitably try to free load the fun and claim not to have cash or whatever. Happened to me once- I refused to touch him so just got pleasured on an otherwise dull Sunday afternoon... Coulda been worse! He left me a good field report and apparently wants to book, not a chance unless he pays up!
Refusing to show their number when ringing - alarm bells.
Admittedly I have a separate work phone but still, I insist on ringing them first with my number hidden for a positive confirmation call before sending a text to a new client.
Avoids the hasslers who message or ring nonstop.
KDB- I just find a lot of guys are lazy and do only read the first page but some are still decent clients? It is really annoying though! My favourite email response is, "Please read the X section of my profile"
Anything that suggests they have not read my profile in its entirety tells me they are not genuine. :FF
I am done with lazy numpties who just can't be bothered; works both ways - a reciprocal can't-be-bothered-ness ::)
I have said to several callers if they can't be bothered to read my profile then I can't be bothered to go over everything on the phone!
Great minds etc! ;D
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KDB- I just find a lot of guys are lazy and do only read the first page but some are still decent clients? It is really annoying though! My favourite email response is, "Please read the X section of my profile"
Agreed! This is why it is even more acceptable once they have clearly NOT read the profile section to which they have been referred and persist in asking for something I don't do/time am not available/havent provided the information requested therein. :FF
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Generally anyone that asks what will you be wearing is a t/w I have found
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This one:
"I wanted to ask you, I'd like a levels but I am 9 inches, will you be able to accommodate?"
Every f*** time I get this one I just know they are masturbating over the phone!
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Quite often the ones that go on about getting a non rush service.What they mean is can I book for 15 mins but roll it out to a 30 min for no extra money...
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"It's my birthday..."
Definitely a time waster one - had a twat last year saying that for 4 months! Funny that, most normal people only have a birthday once a year......
"check out my feedback" another TW one - usually has one negative feedback as well as one positive that he has done himself from his alias - at least someone likes him!
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"It's my birthday..."
Definitely a time waster one - had a twat last year saying that for 4 months! Funny that, most normal people only have a birthday once a year......
I had a "birthday boy" once. Right at the beginning of my escorting life.
I think it really was his birthday. And I was his birthday gift. But...it was just because he was simply questioning himself, going through this whole "what will I do with my life" thing and he just wanted to make it 100% sure that in fact he was gay.
Which was obvious fairly quickly. So we were there on the bed holding hands and talking about books. Fully clothed. He left happy.
Yup...
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Generally anyone that asks what will you be wearing is a t/w I have found
To those callers now and again I say something like... 'I'm wearing brown crimplene trousers, a beige polar neck jumper, moccasins and a wooly hat...Underneath I've got my belly warmer nickers on and a greyish bra that's seen better days ;-) Funnily enough they quickly lose interest...
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Generally anyone that asks what will you be wearing is a t/w I have found
To those callers now and again I say something like... 'I'm wearing brown crimplene trousers, a beige polar neck jumper, moccasins and a wooly hat...Underneath I've got my belly warmer nickers on and a greyish bra that's seen better days ;-) Funnily enough they quickly lose interest...
Thank you for making me laugh so much - will try that one next time!
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I actually don't have an issue with "what will you be wearing?" The guys that ask do generally show up. I just tell them what I will be wearing and they're happy with that.
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When they text saying 'I'd like to know more about you'.
They then don't send any text until you reply. And when you do text them asking them what is it they wish to know they don't reply just stating 'I would like an appointment'.
There have ben quite a few timewaxters recently by text so what I do is two days later send them a text saying 'Timewasters are always ignored'.
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Generally anyone that asks what will you be wearing is a t/w I have found
To those callers now and again I say something like... 'I'm wearing brown crimplene trousers, a beige polar neck jumper, moccasins and a wooly hat...Underneath I've got my belly warmer nickers on and a greyish bra that's seen better days ;-) Funnily enough they quickly lose interest...
Thank you for making me laugh so much - will try that one next time!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 DECKED!! This made me LOL 😂😂😂 brilliant haha
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I've had a message from a guy that ticks a lot of timewastery boxes-
- Told me his age and race (I suppose some girls have age limits and don't take bookings from some races)
- directed me to his 19 positive feedbacks
- Has booked in advance for a weeks' time
- Asked me if I would put a lollipop up my bum (I politely declined) and wants me to sit on his face while wearing big white knickers (said that was fine). However he did ask these in a non-explicit/gross way.
However to be fair his feedback is pretty good and there's several there from some highly rated girls with hundreds of good feedbacks.
Am I being super naive in giving this guy a chance?? I guess it depends how far I have to travel ???
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I've had a message from a guy that ticks a lot of timewastery boxes-
- Told me his age and race (I suppose some girls have age limits and don't take bookings from some races)
- directed me to his 19 positive feedbacks
- Has booked in advance for a weeks' time
- Asked me if I would put a lollipop up my bum (I politely declined) and wants me to sit on his face while wearing big white knickers (said that was fine). However he did ask these in a non-explicit/gross way.
However to be fair his feedback is pretty good and there's several there from some highly rated girls with hundreds of good feedbacks.
Am I being super naive in giving this guy a chance?? I guess it depends how far I have to travel ???
Sounds familiar. Any chance he wants the white knickers with skid marks? and wants you to fart on his face?
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I've had a message from a guy that ticks a lot of timewastery boxes-
- Told me his age and race (I suppose some girls have age limits and don't take bookings from some races)
- directed me to his 19 positive feedbacks
- Has booked in advance for a weeks' time
- Asked me if I would put a lollipop up my bum (I politely declined) and wants me to sit on his face while wearing big white knickers (said that was fine). However he did ask these in a non-explicit/gross way.
However to be fair his feedback is pretty good and there's several there from some highly rated girls with hundreds of good feedbacks.
Am I being super naive in giving this guy a chance?? I guess it depends how far I have to travel ???
Sounds familiar. Any chance he wants the white knickers with skid marks? and wants you to fart on his face?
He didn't say anything about farting but YES he said full white cotton knickers with skids :-X to each their own but I cant!
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I actually don't have an issue with "what will you be wearing?" The guys that ask do generally show up. I just tell them what I will be wearing and they're happy with that.
I have a FAQ "what will you be wearing?" Which specifies lingerie, heels etc.
Some guys simply doublecheck that I'll be wearing stockings or suspenders. Or they dislike black so they want white. But just like Fab I have no problem with these guys.
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I actually don't have an issue with "what will you be wearing?" The guys that ask do generally show up. I just tell them what I will be wearing and they're happy with that.
I have a FAQ "what will you be wearing?" Which specifies lingerie, heels etc.
Some guys simply doublecheck that I'll be wearing stockings or suspenders. Or they dislike black so they want white. But just like Fab I have no problem with these guys.
Stockings, suspenders and high heels are always the number one request - yawn yawn.
If I didn't turn up wearing Stockings, suspenders high heels (yawn yawn again) I would be out of work!
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Stockings, suspenders and high heels are always the number one request - yawn yawn.
If I didn't turn up wearing Stockings, suspenders high heels (yawn yawn again) I would be out of work!
I don't wear any of those things (I can't even walk in heels), and specify I do not take clothing requests, and yet I am ticking along just fine. If you hate'em, ditch'em. ;D
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I wear lingerie heels and holdups and I don't do clothing requests either.Not had a problem.If someone asks what I will wear I say the sort of thing you see on my photos.If they want uniforms and things like that I am not the lady for them.
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I actually don't have an issue with "what will you be wearing?" The guys that ask do generally show up. I just tell them what I will be wearing and they're happy with that.
I have a FAQ "what will you be wearing?" Which specifies lingerie, heels etc.
Some guys simply doublecheck that I'll be wearing stockings or suspenders. Or they dislike black so they want white. But just like Fab I have no problem with these guys.
I slightly mis read Paris's post I thought she was meaning the ones who ring up asking "What are you wearing now" or "what will you be wearing" These are the timewasters who I tell that I'm wearing something really un sexy such as the brown trousers, wooly hat, big nickers etc ;-)
Genuine guys who have dress requests are fine, but I like them to ask me what they would like me to wear, not for me to go through the whole contents of my wardrobe over the phone with them so they can get free thrills out of my time.
Its similar to the ones who ring up asking me to list what services I offer, I say if I went through every single one we would be on the phone literally hours, so what particular service are you looking for? Again if they need to spend more than 5 minutes discussing what they want to do in the booking, they are 9 times out of 10 timewasters.
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I think I see what you mean: guys who discuss the time and location, agree to a booking and THEN ask what I'll be wearing are OK. Asking what I wear before really making a booking are just like the ones who ask all the other dumb questions about my services.
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Girls thank you so much for reassuring me - I have an eagle eye (Or ear!) for a TW and will usually be pretty abrupt to get them off my line, but sometimes wonder am I being too harsh - this section tells me NO!
I will add a couple more that I don't think I've seen mentioned (but apologies if I missed them)
"My wife/GF and I have always fantasised about sex with another woman, would you be able to do this" I always reply that Yes, I do see couples, but "you will need to put your wife on the phone so I can speak to her direct to be sure she is up for it.
The reply is always the same - "uuh she's not here right now".
Well if it was a fantasy you both shared I'm sure you would be ringing to book while she was around!
Then there are guys who email direct rather than using AW and send me a face pic, followed by a message asking if I'm free. WTF? I'm available whatever you look like sweetie, as long as you have the cash, and yet I feel they somehow think they look so good i may be tempted to just hop on!
One last thing, I work Preston, and none of my clients are called jay... instead we have "Adam". Every time an Asian calls and says he's called Adam it's nearly always a TW.
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"I got your number from a friend."
I had this once...what's all that about? Do men really pass on your number between themselves?? The one who contacted me said that his mate had never visited me but passed on my number...
haha what's all that about??
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"I got your number from a friend."
I had this once...what's all that about? Do men really pass on your number between themselves?? The one who contacted me said that his mate had never visited me but passed on my number...
haha what's all that about??
Because he wants to pretend that he hasn't seen your website or adultwork page, so therefore needs you to talk to him all the info about you and details about your services, whilst he's having a free wank (at the expense of your time)
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He signed his name Adam too
;D
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Oh yes I've had an abnormal amount of Adams waste time..
Although my number one timewaster (Tom) has started changing his name...the latest one being 'um its 'Billy'... considering he's Asian I find that name somehow hard to believe lol! He can change his number as many times as he wants but his voice and 'requests' well, I've heard them that many times I could recognise him from any number now.
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"I got your number from a friend."
I had this once...what's all that about? Do men really pass on your number between themselves?? The one who contacted me said that his mate had never visited me but passed on my number...
haha what's all that about??
I've had a couple of texts like this (I don't take phone calls) and always assumed it's a guy I've barred with a new phone trying it on. I always ask for an AW account name and they say they don't have one so I tell them to set one up and send me a message. Guess they don't know how to do that without linking it to their existing one - then I'd know who they are.
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Guys that ask if they can see you and go through the booking procedure with a time and THEN ask you what you do and how much it is and not in a 'Can I just confirm xy and z' kind of way either.I find most of these to be no shows or timewasters.Now I refer them back to my profile and ask them to ring back and confirm they want a booking.
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When they ask "are your boobs big?" BITCH!! You got my number off my profile that has all my pictures which clearly enticed you to call but your asking me if my boobs are big? Go look at my pics again and call me back.
"Send me a pic of you to warm me up for the booking" Ermm what do i look like your fuck pal? This was sent from a reg so I was rather shocked. One day I will ask one of them to send me a pic of the cash to help me look forward for the booking. like seriously? no more dick pics, send us cash pics ;D ;D
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anyone who mentions dick size, asks what i'm going to do to them and those who book then start asking questions which are clear from my profile, usually end up no shows. often the one the ones who are "first timers" or claim nerves either waste our time or end up being too nervous to show up i have found.
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When they ask "are your boobs big?" BITCH!! You got my number off my profile that has all my pictures which clearly enticed you to call but your asking me if my boobs are big? Go look at my pics again and call me back.
"Send me a pic of you to warm me up for the booking" Ermm what do i look like your fuck pal? This was sent from a reg so I was rather shocked. One day I will ask one of them to send me a pic of the cash to help me look forward for the booking. like seriously? no more dick pics, send us cash pics ;D ;D
Oh god that's perfect. I so want to do that!
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When they call you hun, darling, sweetie and my love all in the same sentence. Ewww!
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"Send me a pic of you to warm me up for the booking" Ermm what do i look like your fuck pal? This was sent from a reg so I was rather shocked. One day I will ask one of them to send me a pic of the cash to help me look forward for the booking. like seriously? no more dick pics, send us cash pics ;D ;D
reminds me of guy the other eve who texted me 'what are you into?' before I met him...errrr...your money, obviously.
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Same guy (above) who said (seriously): 'some of these escorts are clearly just in it for the money'
I just agreed with him (being the actress that I am): 'yeah you're right. Just money machines' hahahaha (knobhead)
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When they call you hun, darling, sweetie and my love all in the same sentence. Ewww!
Gosh this makes me cringe sooo bad. I cannot stand it. Like we are not dating, I do not know you like that for you to be calling me sweetie. I swear I just want to gag. it's really slimey and creepy. :-X I'm not your babe, we are not dating, I am a prostitute you are paying to fuck you. They just say and do whatever to forget that fact. But it is what it is. I had one guy who kept constantly calling me babe (hadn't met him) I had to ask him to stop as he wouldn't stop texting me to arrange a booking. Turns out he was super duper needy and kept on calling and texting me for months till I had to lie and tell him I quit the job. Do baby calling men equal needy men?? hmmmm. is hiring a prostitute to these men similar to me calling up my fuck buddy for a shag?? hmmmm.
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"Send me a pic of you to warm me up for the booking" Ermm what do i look like your fuck pal? This was sent from a reg so I was rather shocked. One day I will ask one of them to send me a pic of the cash to help me look forward for the booking. like seriously? no more dick pics, send us cash pics ;D ;D
reminds me of guy the other eve who texted me 'what are you into?' before I met him...errrr...your money, obviously.
lol
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Same guy (above) who said (seriously): 'some of these escorts are clearly just in it for the money'
I just agreed with him (being the actress that I am): 'yeah you're right. Just money machines' hahahaha (knobhead)
LMAO!!!!!
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anyone who mentions dick size, asks what i'm going to do to them and those who book then start asking questions which are clear from my profile, usually end up no shows. often the one the ones who are "first timers" or claim nerves either waste our time or end up being too nervous to show up i have found.
Yes. Especially those who start by warning you they are 9 inches and want anal and is it really ok. And if it doesn't fit then is vaginal sex ok. Am I sure I can take 9 inches... Provided they manage to get that far into the conversation... One did last week, I was just so bored I thought I'd play a bit and asked him to translate into centimetres, sorry mate...
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2 weeks ago ...text message saying if you could manage to I morse code the text " hello there I'll be up front with you I'm on day release from prison,working in a charity shop, so no money but it would be your good deed for the day !!! Mind you did have a gorgeous guy who kept saying he had to get back, I asked where and he said prison lol !!!
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"Hi, I've read your AdultWork profile and I'd love to see you, *insert question/s that are blatantly there on profile that they've apparently just read*"
Then there's the guys who ask me if I'm available now, then after I've said yes they ask when I'm available to il/the latest I can see them... So why ask if I'm available now?!
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I had one call me last week on my hotel day. Saying he's staying in Covent Garden and has a meeting later, but could I see him first. I say yeah sure, how long would you like? And he's all "erm I dunno, an hour, half an hour, something like that?" So he obviously was not going to be coming to see me at all lol. I said well why don't you call me back when you've decided how long you'd like to see me for.
Predictably I get a text 10 minutes later saying hes soooo sorry but his meeting has been moved forward! ::)
If they don't know how long they want, even, they aren't coming.
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I had one call me last week on my hotel day. Saying he's staying in Covent Garden and has a meeting later, but could I see him first. I say yeah sure, how long would you like? And he's all "erm I dunno, an hour, half an hour, something like that?" So he obviously was not going to be coming to see me at all lol. I said well why don't you call me back when you've decided how long you'd like to see me for.
Predictably I get a text 10 minutes later saying hes soooo sorry but his meeting has been moved forward! ::)
If they don't know how long they want, even, they aren't coming.
Yes when they say 'half an hour or maybe an hour, not sure yet' wtf! , surely they know how long they want to book for?!!! You just know at that point they've no intention of booking at all, there just being silly cunts.
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I had one call me last week on my hotel day. Saying he's staying in Covent Garden and has a meeting later, but could I see him first. I say yeah sure, how long would you like? And he's all "erm I dunno, an hour, half an hour, something like that?" So he obviously was not going to be coming to see me at all lol. I said well why don't you call me back when you've decided how long you'd like to see me for.
Predictably I get a text 10 minutes later saying hes soooo sorry but his meeting has been moved forward! ::)
If they don't know how long they want, even, they aren't coming.
Yes when they say 'half an hour or maybe an hour, not sure yet' wtf! , surely they know how long they want to book for?!!! You just know at that point they've no intention of booking at all, there just being silly cunts.
i think ( my new idea ) is they haven't checked how much it is because my half hour is designed to be only really for peeps popping out of work etc or mega short on time.so I know some girls are around the Same or even less for an hour ...but amongst other things they haven't read it's usually the price ,especially as it a common "well how much is it " when I ask how long......then I do a big sigh and just say "have a little read then call me back..and hang up ( nicely) they don't !
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Yes when they say 'half an hour or maybe an hour, not sure yet' wtf! , surely they know how long they want to book for?!!! You just know at that point they've no intention of booking at all, there just being silly cunts.
I find the guys who say 'either an hour or 90 mins' etc often do book but it is ALWAYS for the shorter amount of time.
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I find the guys who say 'either an hour or 90 mins' etc often do book but it is ALWAYS for the shorter amount of time.
Ditto, the indecisive sorts I get do show up, but opt for the shorter duration. So I usually just go "okay let's say 30 minutes, then?" and pen them down for 30.
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Yes when they say 'half an hour or maybe an hour, not sure yet' wtf! , surely they know how long they want to book for?!!! You just know at that point they've no intention of booking at all, there just being silly cunts.
I find the guys who say 'either an hour or 90 mins' etc often do book but it is ALWAYS for the shorter amount of time.
Same here. And the moment I hear them hesitate on the booking duration I suggest to go for the shorter option myself. Easier and less headache.
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Missed a couple of calls from someone. He then text he was after a booking but is blind so it will be easier to call to arrange a booking. There's nothing wrong with someone being blind, but when I'm working from a hotel, the last thing I need is a blind person trying to find room #.
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I could take him lol, OMG I'm bored finding the humour in everything x
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I had a (or claimed to be) blind guy text me. No problem with that except he asked if he could bring his guide dog. If he'd actually read my profile (or had whatever software read it out) he would have known I don't do texting and I have cats at my location! I'm sure a guide dog is trained to behave around cats but they wouldn't have been happy!
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Interesting, must read first few pages and last one, must read them all, but question,Sorry if they are dumb ones why do you object to people haggling, people do it all the time and why is it not reasonable to request face pics?
Hesitating to press the print key but need to go so.....
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Interesting, must read first few pages and last one, must read them all, but question,Sorry if they are dumb ones why do you object to people haggling, people do it all the time and why is it not reasonable to request face pics?
Hesitating to press the print key but need to go so.....
Haggling is not acceptable to many since it can be a strong indication of a timewaster and someone who will push boundaries in other ways i.e disrespectful. Most hagglers know full well that what they should do is find a girl they can afford. These guys wouldn't dream of going into a shop or restaurant and barter so they shouldn't do it with us.
Face Pics - another strong TW indicator many will ask for them who have no intention of booking. They just collect them. Plus many ladies want to be discreet and make it clear on their website etc....but still get asked....again if its so important pic a lady who does chose to show their face, not bother those who don't.
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...why do you object to people haggling, people do it all the time and why is it not reasonable to request face pics?
Both of these issues represent a very clear attempt to push boundaries of some sort and that is not the type of person I wish to spend time with. :FF
And for that reason... I'M OUT! ;D
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Yes when they say 'half an hour or maybe an hour, not sure yet' wtf! , surely they know how long they want to book for?!!! You just know at that point they've no intention of booking at all, there just being silly cunts.
I find the guys who say 'either an hour or 90 mins' etc often do book but it is ALWAYS for the shorter amount of time.
Same here. And the moment I hear them hesitate on the booking duration I suggest to go for the shorter option myself. Easier and less headache.
Maybe that's where I'm going wrong then, me being a greedy bitch and suggesting the longer booking ha ha I'm gonna start offering the shorter one in future ;-)
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...why do you object to people haggling, people do it all the time and why is it not reasonable to request face pics?
Both of these issues represent a very clear attempt to push boundaries of some sort and that is not the type of person I wish to spend time with. :FF
And for that reason... I'M OUT! ;D
O dear, my father haggles with trades people and suppliers. :-[
Have two cousins which will haggle everywhere from car park attendants to gift shop sellers. They are nice guys and it is not the money saved that challenges them it is the fact they achieved it
As for showing your face, maybe I should hide mine, might get more bookings!
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O dear, my father haggles with trades people and suppliers. :-[
Have two cousins which will haggle everywhere from car park attendants to gift shop sellers. They are nice guys and it is not the money saved that challenges them it is the fact they achieved it
As for showing your face, maybe I should hide mine, might get more bookings!
Haggling is largely cultural, honestly. Where I live, it is actually not culturally acceptable, and as such when people try to haggle with me it is a sign of blatant disrespect.
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Agree with The Lynx its not widely acceptable in the UK and certainly not often done when it comes to any kind of personal service be it sex work or a massage or going to see a chiropractor.Its hardly the same as negotiating with a builder or negotiating over a rug in a market stall.There is something quite rude and dehumanising in my opinion when it comes to bartering over a ladies body and an intimate act.
As for asking for a face pic,if the lady doesn't show her face then why would she send a pic to a stranger who could then put it all over the internet?
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Yes when they say 'half an hour or maybe an hour, not sure yet' wtf! , surely they know how long they want to book for?!!! You just know at that point they've no intention of booking at all, there just being silly cunts.
I find the guys who say 'either an hour or 90 mins' etc often do book but it is ALWAYS for the shorter amount of time.
Same here. And the moment I hear them hesitate on the booking duration I suggest to go for the shorter option myself. Easier and less headache.
Maybe that's where I'm going wrong then, me being a greedy bitch and suggesting the longer booking ha ha I'm gonna start offering the shorter one in future ;-)
Here's what I find.
An older guy hesitating between 30' and 1hr in the afternoon/evening will mostly go for one hour. They don't want to rush and I actually missed out on a few bookings at the beginning when I suggested 30', I guess they thought I'm having trouble "fitting them into my diary" or something.
For longer bookings when I hear the guys hesitate I always very gently suggest "how about we start with *the shorter time*?" This way I don't pressure them.
This is the way it works for me and it almost always does. Of course it doesn't apply to those calling and saying they have no idea at all how long they want to stay, when etc, those are just time wasters.
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My Number One Red Flag - The Dick Pic!!
If I'd saved every Dick Pic I've ever been sent I could stage an exhibition. Actually, I'd probably be in the running for the Turner Prize. Forget the Tracy Emin style art installation - The Dick Pics would be in the running for the prize. Dick pricks from a real prozzy.
Seriously, why on earth do men send us these pics??? - Do they ever get a positive reaction???
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My Number One Red Flag - The Dick Pic!!
If I'd saved every Dick Pic I've ever been sent I could stage an exhibition. Actually, I'd probably be in the running for the Turner Prize. Forget the Tracy Emin style art installation - The Dick Pics would be in the running for the prize. Dick pricks from a real prozzy.
Seriously, why on earth do men send us these pics??? - Do they ever get a positive reaction???
Delete and block it makes me cringe.
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O dear, my father haggles with trades people and suppliers. :-[
Have two cousins which will haggle everywhere from car park attendants to gift shop sellers. They are nice guys and it is not the money saved that challenges them it is the fact they achieved it
As for showing your face, maybe I should hide mine, might get more bookings!
Haggling is largely cultural, honestly. Where I live, it is actually not culturally acceptable, and as such when people try to haggle with me it is a sign of blatant disrespect.
I agree that haggling is a culture thing, I can still remember that vacation in Tunisia when I got into a huge fight with some carpet vendor at the local "souk" because I wasn't interested in haggling on whatever local art items he was selling. They felt offended and told my boyfriend the problem is "Western women are allowed too much"...
I guess had I been born in one of those countries my father dearest would exchange me for a certain number of camels/goats/sheep you name it. I'd be worth a lot, women in my family make beautiful healthy children hahaha.
But since we are in Western Europe, UK, London (for myself) haggling is not culturally accepted for me or at least for my culture (as far as I know). And I find it offensive and disrespectful. I don't haggle the price for a nice restaurant meal or my manicure or my oyster top up.
Thank god I don't get many of those haggling types. Though recently a formerly-lovely regular asked me for a...freebie. That was even better! Well he is no longer my regular of course.
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anyone who mentions dick size, asks what i'm going to do to them and those who book then start asking questions which are clear from my profile, usually end up no shows. often the one the ones who are "first timers" or claim nerves either waste our time or end up being too nervous to show up i have found.
Yes. Especially those who start by warning you they are 9 inches and want anal and is it really ok. And if it doesn't fit then is vaginal sex ok. Am I sure I can take 9 inches... Provided they manage to get that far into the conversation... One did last week, I was just so bored I thought I'd play a bit and asked him to translate into centimetres, sorry mate...
Ha whenever I get the big dick question I reply with that considering women can give birth to 10lb babies a nine inch dick is really pretty small and unless his dick is the size of a baby's head I have no problem
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anyone who mentions dick size, asks what i'm going to do to them and those who book then start asking questions which are clear from my profile, usually end up no shows. often the one the ones who are "first timers" or claim nerves either waste our time or end up being too nervous to show up i have found.
Yes. Especially those who start by warning you they are 9 inches and want anal and is it really ok. And if it doesn't fit then is vaginal sex ok. Am I sure I can take 9 inches... Provided they manage to get that far into the conversation... One did last week, I was just so bored I thought I'd play a bit and asked him to translate into centimetres, sorry mate...
Ha whenever I get the big dick question I reply with that considering women can give birth to 10lb babies a nine inch dick is really pretty small and unless his dick is the size of a baby's head I have no problem
Not sure about their dicks being the size of a baby head but sure as hell for some of them their head as small as their dick...:)
Wow I'm officially super witty today! Youpi!
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When they're extremely paranoid about the whole booking process (beyond a little nervous - completely irrational stuff) or are freaked out about giving an address for that reason. Or if they want to give you their address closer to the date.
I get some people have anxiety, but some people are at the extent that they'll get too nervous to show up (or answer the door) and it wastes my whole day. I had scheduled a booking this past weekend for this week and this idiot was supposed to send me his full address as agreed, but got too nervous, changed his mind and said maybe we should meet at a coffee shop first. I got an okay vibe off of him originally so I almost went with it, but I ended up just cancelling. He was probably somewhat real but I'm pretty sure he would have seen me in the coffee shop through the window and just left because of nerves. He was so surprised by the cancellation -- I mean, do they really think they don't sound like timewasters?? Shouldn't I be more paranoid about an outcall than the guy I'm seeing? Ughhh. :FF
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When they're extremely paranoid about the whole booking process (beyond a little nervous - completely irrational stuff) or are freaked out about giving an address for that reason. Or if they want to give you their address closer to the date.
Exactly this. I've had the odd one who says he 'needs' the full address days before his booking in case he 'knows someone in the area.' WTF? The apartment is in the city centre. You probably will know someone in the area but it's highly unlikely you're going to bump into them on that particular day and if you do, have a reason to be there.
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When they're extremely paranoid about the whole booking process (beyond a little nervous - completely irrational stuff) or are freaked out about giving an address for that reason. Or if they want to give you their address closer to the date.
Exactly this. I've had the odd one who says he 'needs' the full address days before his booking in case he 'knows someone in the area.' WTF? The apartment is in the city centre. You probably will know someone in the area but it's highly unlikely you're going to bump into them on that particular day and if you do, have a reason to be there.
Lol this one has nothing to do with addresses but it just reminded me of this one guy who was persistent on me accepting his booking request on AW even though we had already discussed it and I had agreed to the booking. Needless to say, he kept on pushing me to click accept on the form to which I ignored and couple days later he cancelled. hmmmm. I never click accept until after I have completed the booking and to this day no one has ever pressured me into clicking accept except for that one guy. The rest just care more about a verbal or written agreement than you accepting the booking on AW because they don't pressure me to click accept.
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"so I've got some questions that I'll be asking you as we get to know one another, but I wont bombard you this time around"
Then comes the question of how would I feel if my husband went with an escort.. ::) I think this guy is going to be a pain. Got a poem yesterday from him.
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"so I've got some questions that I'll be asking you as we get to know one another, but I wont bombard you this time around"
Then comes the question of how would I feel if my husband went with an escort.. ::) I think this guy is going to be a pain. Got a poem yesterday from him.
Generally speaking when I hear on the phone "may I ask you a few questions first?" I know the guy is a twat
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"so I've got some questions that I'll be asking you as we get to know one another, but I wont bombard you this time around"
Then comes the question of how would I feel if my husband went with an escort.. ::) I think this guy is going to be a pain. Got a poem yesterday from him.
Generally speaking when I hear on the phone "may I ask you a few questions first?" I know the guy is a twat
Yes! Or even "just a quick question." I know that there's no booking happening, but I am conditioned to say "Ok" and then listen until I can find a chance to get off the phone politely.
I have just decided in future to answer with "I'm really sorry, but my next client is at the door. Call me back later?" then get off the phone and block them. Literally no man who has asked to ask questions has ever booked. I am not going to entertain them ever again.
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anyone who mentions dick size, asks what i'm going to do to them and those who book then start asking questions which are clear from my profile, usually end up no shows. often the one the ones who are "first timers" or claim nerves either waste our time or end up being too nervous to show up i have found.
Yes. Especially those who start by warning you they are 9 inches and want anal and is it really ok. And if it doesn't fit then is vaginal sex ok. Am I sure I can take 9 inches... Provided they manage to get that far into the conversation... One did last week, I was just so bored I thought I'd play a bit and asked him to translate into centimetres, sorry mate...
Ha whenever I get the big dick question I reply with that considering women can give birth to 10lb babies a nine inch dick is really pretty small and unless his dick is the size of a baby's head I have no problem
If their dick was half the size of their ego... Now that would be impressive.
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When they announce that they're falling for you within 30 minutes of meeting... No thank you. This is a EAS free zone.
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"so I've got some questions that I'll be asking you as we get to know one another, but I wont bombard you this time around"
Then comes the question of how would I feel if my husband went with an escort.. ::) I think this guy is going to be a pain. Got a poem yesterday from him.
Generally speaking when I hear on the phone "may I ask you a few questions first?" I know the guy is a twat
Yes! Or even "just a quick question." I know that there's no booking happening, but I am conditioned to say "Ok" and then listen until I can find a chance to get off the phone politely.
I have just decided in future to answer with "I'm really sorry, but my next client is at the door. Call me back later?" then get off the phone and block them. Literally no man who has asked to ask questions has ever booked. I am not going to entertain them ever again.
I sort of do that. Mostly reply the first question if it's reasonable but if I feel this is just the first of many I tend to say that I don't have much time now, maybe read my profile and call me then?
It's different though with guys asking me to "confirm/doublecheck" something they saw on my profile. Those mostly did read my profile and just want to make sure that such or such info is correct. But these guys start by checking the booking hour/day with me first and only then ask something.
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Have all these clients attended the same school? ??? The School Of Punterhood!!!
It's seriously as if they're all reading from the same bloody script. They are just so predictable!!!
Added to the mix are the EMPEROR SIZE EGO BOYS....They have BIG users names. User names that incorporate "Ferrari", "Masserati", or some other ego handle are an instant turnoff for me. In my experience these men are always difficult.
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Am I the only one but...
Clients I've said yes to because they passed my screening, and immediately blocked after.
They hand me the money saying something of the sort "I'd love to stay longer but I have a dinner/drinks/whatever". It sets my alarm bells on!!! They simply ALL try to overstay. Had a 3rd one like that yesterday, I just got dressed and said I was going out for drinks as well:)
Reading back through this thread - I just saw this. The exact thing happened to me recently. He also mixed in stuff about how he'd "stay longer next time."
I practically had to shove him out the door 35 minutes later.
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I have seen a guy a couple of times. He seemed a bit of a 'hothead' a couple of weeks ago when I didn't text him back within a couple of hours and he texted and told me to delete his number (like he was finishing with me haha). Anyhoos, he got over that dummy spit and we arranged a meet tnite. He texted to ask if I was still OK for later. I texted him 'yes meet you in car park' etc. He then got shirty texting back 'am I arranging a car meet?' I replied: 'no I was asking you to meet me away from the houses so I could take you in my house a different way to avoid neighbours etc'. He didn't reply.
Shall I fuck him off? Seems like he has a temper.
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I have seen a guy a couple of times. He seemed a bit of a 'hothead' a couple of weeks ago when I didn't text him back within a couple of hours and he texted and told me to delete his number (like he was finishing with me haha). Anyhoos, he got over that dummy spit and we arranged a meet tnite. He texted to ask if I was still OK for later. I texted him 'yes meet you in car park' etc. He then got shirty texting back 'am I arranging a car meet?' I replied: 'no I was asking you to meet me away from the houses so I could take you in my house a different way to avoid neighbours etc'. He didn't reply.
Shall I fuck him off? Seems like he has a temper.
Absolutely I would cancel and block the fuck out of that guy.
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I feel relieved to be honest as I had a funny feeling about him
x
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"so I've got some questions that I'll be asking you as we get to know one another, but I wont bombard you this time around"
Then comes the question of how would I feel if my husband went with an escort.. ::) I think this guy is going to be a pain. Got a poem yesterday from him.
Generally speaking when I hear on the phone "may I ask you a few questions first?" I know the guy is a twat
This was during a booking... Mr "can I have a cuddle" seems to think we'll be having a "long term friendship where we share things" puke! I'm tempted to post his poem but you never know who's reading this forum.
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I have seen a guy a couple of times. He seemed a bit of a 'hothead' a couple of weeks ago when I didn't text him back within a couple of hours and he texted and told me to delete his number (like he was finishing with me haha). Anyhoos, he got over that dummy spit and we arranged a meet tnite. He texted to ask if I was still OK for later. I texted him 'yes meet you in car park' etc. He then got shirty texting back 'am I arranging a car meet?' I replied: 'no I was asking you to meet me away from the houses so I could take you in my house a different way to avoid neighbours etc'. He didn't reply.
Shall I fuck him off? Seems like he has a temper.
I think you should have blocked him after the first time he got shirty with you like he did.
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I agree. I should have done. I'm learning that the ones who imply they would like you as their girlfriend are FANTASISTS and should only be seen once. Men with common sense and maturity won't do this (i.e the ones you should see again).
Since getting feedback on AW, three guys I have seen a few times have reacted. Two badly. Like I should only see them etc.
They are the ones I am shedding. The one who said he had read my feedback and can't believe he is a bit jealous but laughed about his own reaction is the one I will see again.
I am learning that just because they have the money and I need that money, it doesn't mean I can cultivate them as a regular. A regular is only certain men.
:)
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I've had a few like this one said ' I wish I'd never left you such good feedback now everyone will want to see you" then the next time he left really simple feedback...I've had a fair share of guys offering me tickets to things , dinners etc and they def think it's without paying , but I offer a good GGFE so they believe it .... I want them to be but on an 'understanding' which some completely get x
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..I've had a fair share of guys offering me tickets to things , dinners etc and they def think it's without paying , but I offer a good GGFE so they believe it .... I want them to be but on an 'understanding' which some completely get x
I've had a lot of that recently and they've got almost offended that I decline and have lost a few clients through this but I couldn't care less. I'd rather spend my personal time away from clients not spending time with a client for nothing which is in fact an insult isn't it?
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..I've had a fair share of guys offering me tickets to things , dinners etc and they def think it's without paying , but I offer a good GGFE so they believe it .... I want them to be but on an 'understanding' which some completely get x
I've had a lot of that recently and they've got almost offended that I decline and have lost a few clients through this but I couldn't care less. I'd rather spend my personal time away from clients not spending time with a client for nothing which is in fact an insult isn't it?
A very great insult. Like they think we have nothing better to do than to spend time with them for free. How dare they. I have had one client who asked me to go to some concert with him. I don't do social meetings but as I had seen him a couple times and he pays well, I thought heck why not. I asked if he is paying my social rates (to which i was just going to makeup on the spot) he said no, we can just go out as friends. loooool! I then said, well sorry I would not attend. Argh, I will be so ashamed and humiliated if I were to be seen in public with a man twice my age. especially for free. They really need to understand that I am only nice and polite to them during bookings because it's good customer service and a ploy to get repeat business. I just think men like this are sad and pathetic really. I adore the ones that see it for what it really is. Client delusions aye. Comes with the job I guess. Just wish they ALL would see things for what it really is and not what they want it to be. Just why? why would I go out with a 50 60 something year old? I don't even do it as part of my service much less for free lol. Oh well.
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Totally agree Jessica.
Over the years I've had a few that have asked or hinted at us doing something else - it's usually 'fancy dinner/drink/coffee sometime?''.............
It's offensive and insulting because it then makes it bloody awkward for me when I have to turn around and ask 'erm............. you are paying for that are you ? My time that is?" and naturally that was not the case.
What these deluded fools want is to be seen out with a hottie.............. it's not for one bloody minute about spending quality time with another person, it's all about THEM.......... and it's the deluded ones that actually are deluded enough to think that we would say yes, although I think deep down they're just hoping and trying their luck. Someone once said, well if you don't get you don't ask (probably someone asking me for a service I don't offer..............). I've come to see many of them as chancers, trying it on whenever they can............
Sorry if I sound so cynical about them but I guess it comes with the job. There are on the other hand lovely delightful clients I have who clearly know what it is and what it's all about........... as one work colleague once cleverly and in a funny but very crude way, said, she just wants them to come, pay, shoot their load and bugger off! No drama's and no hinting about us running off in the moonlight please! Job done, no issues!
:)
Just to add I think I get more vexed because they assume I do dinner, they assume I do drinks and living the high life when in fact the truth is so far removed from that but I get cross because of their assumptions but then again, that's all they see and know so you can't blame them I suppose!
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"so I've got some questions that I'll be asking you as we get to know one another, but I wont bombard you this time around"
Then comes the question of how would I feel if my husband went with an escort.. ::) I think this guy is going to be a pain. Got a poem yesterday from him.
Generally speaking when I hear on the phone "may I ask you a few questions first?" I know the guy is a twat
This was during a booking... Mr "can I have a cuddle" seems to think we'll be having a "long term friendship where we share things" puke! I'm tempted to post his poem but you never know who's reading this forum.
Well, you should have sent him one of your poems;-
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I wish I was a lesbian,
when I was with you!"
I had a guy recently that e mailed me pages and pages of non sensical poems - loads of them, enough to put in a book. Every message he sent contained poems.
He was just weird.
If a guy wants a booking, then a couple of sentences surely is the norm (date/time/location etc)
Hence I blocked him.
Lucky escape - me thinks
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are a fantasist
And I am screwing you.
:D
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are a fantasist
And I am screwing you.
:D
That one is much better than mine - thank you for making me laugh!
Good one to send to the twats on Valentine's Day me thinks!
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haha I felt the poetic moment with you :D
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A few more for those annoying guys.....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me attractive
What happened to you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're annoying as f**k
And I'm blocking you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your dick is shrinking
It's my time to go
Hope that cheers the girlies up on a wet, windy night x
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OK....so this is becoming a competition....
:)) who's next?
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We should all go and buy ourselves some red roses for Valentines to reward us girlies for putting up with the fantasists. But wait until 15th February, as they will all be half price.
Maybe we can start a new thread - "Roses are red" ......... !
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Raven black hair and a sparkly thong,
Jesus baby what could go wrong,
Yes, I love you of course I do,
Jab your fingers up my arse,
I love it baby like a MADRAS
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Roses see sunshine,
Violets too,
Jesus your white what happened to you !
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Roses see sunshine,
Violets too,
Jesus your white what happened to you !
That is funny even if I don't quite understand it. Has he gone white because of the finger up his ass or Madras curry?
Who knows? ;D You do Eloise haha
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Which of these are 'things they say?' ???
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Thought we might get told off! That's why I suggested a new thread for "funny" poems. The roses are dead.
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Well it's fair to say that the person who started the thread gave it the title she did for a reason, and the people who click on it to read it decide to do so based on her title?
If people want to post about something else sex work related then just start another one :).
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Roses see sunshine,
Violets too,
Jesus your white what happened to you !
That is funny even if I don't quite understand it. Has he gone white because of the finger up his ass or Madras curry?
Who knows? ;D You do Eloise haha
count d and finger up the arse supposed to rhyme with madras but should of spelt it it 'myarse'
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I thought you had count d in your phone book !
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The roses are dead.
howling ;D
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Yesterday a guy rung asking for 2 hour booking (always a red flag) He didn't want sex (another red flag) wanted to know if I would shave him as he 'saw that I was shaven so thought it only fair that he be the same (another red flag) He asked if I had ever shaved anyone before, I replied course I have I wouldn't offer something if I hadn't already done it many times before, then he asked if I'm very good at hand relief...Well at that point all the flags were at full mast so I said "Well even if I wasn't any good I would say yes I'm great at it wouldn't I?!" I think he clicked on then that I had him sussed, he said he would confirm at 7pm (for a 9pm booking) surprise surprise he didn't! lol
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Red flags & the things they say
Do u fancy a coffee today?
If he pays in pounds
We'll go with these hounds
Otherwise i'll say be on ur way
Love do u take a cheque?
We say do we fecking heck
It'll likely bounce
After u've had ur pounce
Well do u do a reduced fee?
Listen c***t stop taking the pee
Well how about tick?
How'd u like a poke in the eye with a shitty stick?
They go & make a new profile
Then email u back after a while
Act all cool
But we're no fool
He's caught bang to right
I could't give a shiny shite
He's not happy cos it's not his day
They prefer everything to go their way
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Email texts or calls stating it's their first time and they have never done anything like this before ::)
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Email texts or calls stating it's their first time and they have never done anything like this before ::)
Oh yes then start on about OWO, GFE and when they arrive say "lets sort out the paperwork" and pay straight off (which is good, but not the sign of a newbie!)
Not a red flag as much as one of those things that make you roll your eyes and wonder what goes on in men's heads!
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"I'm looking for a regular"
"this is my first time"
I feel like these things are always said with some sort of intent behind them(If they aren't jerking their cocks off as mostly timewasters say this).
The regular one is because they think as soon as I hear the word regular I will see pounds signs and therefore maybe offer a better service/do something I normally wouldn't do/ give him a discount etc/give him bb etc.
Ditto with this is my first time ::)
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My Number One Red Flag - The Dick Pic!!
If I'd saved every Dick Pic I've ever been sent I could stage an exhibition. Actually, I'd probably be in the running for the Turner Prize. Forget the Tracy Emin style art installation - The Dick Pics would be in the running for the prize. Dick pricks from a real prozzy.
Seriously, why on earth do men send us these pics??? - Do they ever get a positive reaction???
The dick pick I got sent I replied with oh you've sent a blank message to wind them up then tried and did it again I repeated the blank message then ignored him then got have you got it yet to which I said what was it you sent me anyway !!!!!
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My Number One Red Flag - The Dick Pic!!
If I'd saved every Dick Pic I've ever been sent I could stage an exhibition. Actually, I'd probably be in the running for the Turner Prize. Forget the Tracy Emin style art installation - The Dick Pics would be in the running for the prize. Dick pricks from a real prozzy.
Seriously, why on earth do men send us these pics??? - Do they ever get a positive reaction???
The dick pick I got sent I replied with oh you've sent a blank message to wind them up then tried and did it again I repeated the blank message then ignored him then got have you got it yet to which I said what was it you sent me anyway !!!!!
One guy said he was a photographer and he wanted to take some photos for me, I asked him to send me some examples of his work by email as my phone doesn't send or receive pics, he sent one of his cock then kept emailing saying "what do you think to it?" I replied after several hours "No I don't like it, its an odd shape I prefer them short and thick"
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If I reply to dick pics at all I either say 'I'd go to your doctor with that' or 'It looks like a penis...only smaller' then block!
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I had a guy tonight start off with a very polite text of the sort that usually means a good booking. But then he said that his phone was acting up - he could receive calls but it cut off when he made calls. I called him. He had the slightly campy/breathy voice of a timewaster.
He said, "I'm a genuine guy - not a timewaster..."
uh-oh!
Then he said, "I used to see a girl regularly but she retired so I'm looking for a regular thing."
I knew I needed to get off the phone but I'm not good at hanging up on otherwise polite people and so he got as far as asking if I had a Dorothy from Wizard of Oz uniform before I could disengage.
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When a guy emails saying 'I would first like to get to know you' - I emailed him explaining that isn't our role - surprise surprise he hasn't emailed back!
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When a guy emails saying 'I would first like to get to know you' - I emailed him explaining that isn't our role - surprise surprise he hasn't emailed back!
Why do lots say this? It's really strange. I just wonder what is motivating them? They know it's not dating so why approach an escort like that?
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When a guy emails saying 'I would first like to get to know you' - I emailed him explaining that isn't our role - surprise surprise he hasn't emailed back!
Why do lots say this? It's really strange. I just wonder what is motivating them? They know it's not dating so why approach an escort like that?
My theory is that they expect us to be flattered and grateful for a man such as themselves who wants to know us personally and not just as a fuck object, possibily leading to us letting our guard down, becoming friends or more and ultimately resulting in free sex.
God I sound cynical!!
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You're right though.
But if they had any brains they would know that trying to get free sex out of an escort is a hiding to nothing. She is just not going to do it because she has got used to the wads.
hahaha x
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When a guy emails saying 'I would first like to get to know you' - I emailed him explaining that isn't our role - surprise surprise he hasn't emailed back!
Why do lots say this? It's really strange. I just wonder what is motivating them? They know it's not dating so why approach an escort like that?
I don't even think it's about dating or trying to get a freebie it-s purely to get us to play email or text ping pong with them and they are not genuine clients.
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When they say, good morning, good afternoon or good evening when you answer the phone. Overly polite. Always a sign of a TW :)
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When they say, good morning, good afternoon or good evening when you answer the phone. Overly polite. Always a sign of a TW :)
I don't find that, although I don't think saying 'good morning' is overly polite, just polite :).
The ones I find infuriating are the ones that say 'how are you?' and then just wait in silence. I don't know you, you don't care how I am (and vice versa) and I need you to get to the point.
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I don't find that, although I don't think saying 'good morning' is overly polite, just polite :).
The ones I find infuriating are the ones that say 'how are you?' and then just wait in silence. I don't know you, you don't care how I am (and vice versa) and I need you to get to the point.
Agreed,I also find that even when I reply with'Fine thanks' they go on to whitter at which point I ask how I can help them and they tend to go into lots of well what it is darling blah blah..rarely these calls genuine for some reason.
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I don't find that, although I don't think saying 'good morning' is overly polite, just polite :).
The ones I find infuriating are the ones that say 'how are you?' and then just wait in silence. I don't know you, you don't care how I am (and vice versa) and I need you to get to the point.
How are you has me wondering, last week it was followed by 'Which one are you? ".
Not a good start, which got worse when I managed to find out that he's in Aberdeen (a long way from me!). Nice man put the phone straight down when I revealed my location - which was written very plainly all over the advert he was looking at.
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I don't find that, although I don't think saying 'good morning' is overly polite, just polite :).
The ones I find infuriating are the ones that say 'how are you?' and then just wait in silence. I don't know you, you don't care how I am (and vice versa) and I need you to get to the point.
Or when you reply fine thanks and then there's a silence then a huffy I'm fine too
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I don't find that, although I don't think saying 'good morning' is overly polite, just polite :).
The ones I find infuriating are the ones that say 'how are you?' and then just wait in silence. I don't know you, you don't care how I am (and vice versa) and I need you to get to the point.
I absolutely agree with this! It's inappropriate and over familiar. Then I feel like an ass for feeling bitchy about it. When I make an appointment at the hair dressers or the docs I don't ask the receptionist how they're doing.
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Just had a direct chat call and he says he wants to come visit me sometime. Straight away I start talking dirty and he makes it clear he wants a normal chat first. I'm ok with that. So he asks is your "work name" your real name or is it something else? I'm a little taken back and tell him that that's the name on my profile....he replies we'll go for that for now. For now? what does he think I tell him in the future????? Not a chance in hell! Then he asks how tall I am. I'm 5'3ft and he goes, ah just small enough for me to control!!! Then he tell me where I am and he's only in birmingham and this could be dangerous. WTF? I've saved his name on aw and won't be seeing him as he's already a boundary pusher. Like how would he "control" me pushing me down and forcing me is that what would be dangerous about it?? Really freaked me out.
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He probably means that you're going to fall in love with him and possibly stalk him forever more (dangerous for his current marital situation).
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
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When the very hot guy steps out of the shower and tells me he's had a few grams of coke but not to worry as he had taken Viagra. Oh God am I going to earn every penny the hard way that's if he can get a bloody hard on. Had he said on phone I would have declined.
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When the very hot guy steps out of the shower and tells me he's had a few grams of coke but not to worry as he had taken Viagra. Oh God am I going to earn every penny the hard way that's if he can get a bloody hard on. Had he said on phone I would have declined.
Yep I had one of them 2 hour booking , guessed as he used bathroom door shut on arrival and then used halfway through and shut it again .
Then came out talking about how I'd love to go to sex parties etc ?? Blah blah blah
I was like " oh no I wouldn't "
Couldn't do anything with his hard on , even tried peeing on him !
Posh smart city guy
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"What services do you offer?"
Always a timewaster. Proper clients will just ask you for a booking. They may double check a specific thing but anyone expecting a list is simply a phone wanker.
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This. Sometimes I get an email with this:
"Hello, my name is blablabla.
I am a genuine guy looking to meet a genuine woman..."
What the fek????
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totally agree with wb always a red flag :FF
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When they start their call or message with "hi there, how are you today??? well what is I was wondering if" always a sodding tw and I had three of them today :FF
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This. Sometimes I get an email with this:
"Hello, my name is blablabla.
I am a genuine guy looking to meet a genuine woman..."
What the fek????
I've had a few of these haha they think it's like a classified ad for hook up dating. Very self entitled types these guys are. We love sex so much we just give it away in our "spare time". I tell them to try adult friend finder.
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When they start their call or message with "hi there, how are you today??? well what is I was wondering if" always a sodding tw and I had three of them today :FF
I've not found this , I just say yep I'm good thanks and they tend to just say "0h good I wondered if you're free at whatever time / day "
I'm quite happy as I think it's just a little Ice-breaker, not everyone's great on the phone MR GP's rubbish.
I've also had a few 'looking for a genuine woman ' and they're my happy regulars that are really nice .
Just shows we're all different , I'm not hanging up or refusing a booking just because they get their first few words wrong .
It can result in a lot of money for two mins of time.
I have plenty of my own dislikes, 'how much' , 'you working' etc. I think what I'm trying to say is whatever way we look at it there's some nasty girls as well as nasty guys out there, so I don't mind a bit of caution .
To me it says there trying to actually find someone genuine , not a rip off merchant .
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I had a guy ring me the other day saying he wanted to get to know me then went on to tell me all about himself he then said right you go, I just said all the info you need to know is on my profile ring back when you've read it, surprise he didn't!
Last week a bloke emailed me saying he had seen me a year ago and had a fantastic time and would love to see me again. He said he had booked for 2 hours and had to leave due to a family emergency after an hour. As he is going through a hard time could I see him for the other hour free! Erm no A) it was a year ago I wouldn't remember you from a month ago B) if I was so amazing pay for another hour fuckwit!!
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Sometimes when I pick up they start in this extremely overfamiliar way that makes me cringe. I once picked up this week and he yells into the phone "hey how is it going?"
I always wait and leave a few seconds of blank dead silence and then reply in my not-that-friendly voice: oh it's going just fine, but do I know you please?
Funny how suddenly they remember their manners. Too late.
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I had a guy ring me the other day saying he wanted to get to know me then went on to tell me all about himself he then said right you go, I just said all the info you need to know is on my profile ring back when you've read it, surprise he didn't!
Last week a bloke emailed me saying he had seen me a year ago and had a fantastic time and would love to see me again. He said he had booked for 2 hours and had to leave due to a family emergency after an hour. As he is going through a hard time could I see him for the other hour free! Erm no A) it was a year ago I wouldn't remember you from a month ago B) if I was so amazing pay for another hour fuckwit!!
Unbelievable how cheeky he is! I bet he's never even seen you and says the same to other escorts he rings! Does he really think one is going to say 'yes OK, no problem!'
MY GOD
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When a guy emails saying 'I would first like to get to know you' - I emailed him explaining that isn't our role - surprise surprise he hasn't emailed back!
I always say,
Yes that's fine, we can have coffee and a chat if you'd like but it's the same price!!
They never take me up on my offer haha
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What times your last appointment ?
Do you work alone
f they talk like they are talking to a mate on the phone.