Quote from: Midsstudent on 31 May 2015, 10:30:35 am

Quote from: Fabulassie on 30 May 2015, 02:15:54 pm

Lately I am getting an awful lot of call-and-hang-ups followed immediately by a text saying they couldn't talk for whatever reason. I always race to get them saved in my phone as "hanger upper" before their text comes in.

OK... I think this has come up on here before:

Guys named Jay are always time wasters/no-shows, aren't they?

One of my favourite clients recently was called Jay 

Surely it has to be a Jason/ John/ Jeff/Jack/Jordan just being cautious?

 Next time I'm going to return their trust by calling myself "Pee" 

wow ive just had a guy turn up called jay this is first  im amazed i forgot to ask his name when talking to him on the phone  !

 

I have no idea, he didn't say and I didn't check his passport 

Owch! Sorry Midsstudent, I genuinely didn't mean it personally. I was speaking in general and just looking at my phone contacts to see the list of 'Jay's' in there ( 24 - and more than a third of them are Asian 
I'm sorry if I offended you and it WAS a rubbish "joke"too  XX

That's funny, I've never had a time waster Jay.

I get a lot of John and Paul tw though. Now if I could only get a Ringo, I think I'd be happy.

I've had Johns, Pauls and Georges. No Ringo in sight!

Guys that ask you to send pictures or ask you to describe yourself or parts of your body.I mainly find this with so called foot fetishers.

You know, I've never entertained them, either (don't like my toes sucked) but I saw two in one week recently and they were both arrogant pricks!

I have encountered 2 in the 16yrs I have been working.  One was a right pain in my ass, to the point I almost beat him to death with the stiletto he wanted me to tip toe around in. The other, is a perfect gentleman. The others, when they start demanding pics, I tell them to go to a shoe store and look at women trying on shoes.

All my foot fetish callers are Indian/Asian and all TW.

Just had a posh caller ask me about my services and say,
'Tell me a bit about yourself, sell yourself!'
Is that some kind of toff, estate agent chat up line or what?

LOL! I would have just wanted to get right off the phone.

There are two main categories of rich guys in London: those in banking and those in property. I like the bankers - just straightforward businessmen. But the ones in property are more likely to be twats, IMO.

No one has mentioned the sexy breathy phone voice yet:

"Hey baby, yeah mmm, you're so hot, yeah baby"

A bit high-pitched and almost camp.... awful creepy