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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #30 on: 13 May 2015, 05:40:22 pm »
Ones who call not knowing how long they want to book for. When asked they say "1 hour, maybe 2". They're always timewasters. I don't call my hairdresser and say "half a head of highlights, maybe a full head", you know beforehand  >:(. Genuine clients are rarely more than two mins on the phone. And also ones who you ask what time they'd like and they say "around ..pm", yeah, I'm just going to make myself ready for around that time and wait for you  :FF

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #31 on: 13 May 2015, 08:10:07 pm »
They hand me the money saying something of the sort "I'd love to stay longer but I have a dinner/drinks/whatever". It sets my alarm bells on!!! They simply ALL try to overstay. Had a 3rd one like that yesterday, I just got dressed and said I was going out for drinks as well:)
Always! Even if you see they're taking longer then they should and you'll remind them not-so-gently, they will go under shower and take forever and then they'll look for left sock for three hours. Just to take a piss.

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #32 on: 14 May 2015, 09:01:42 am »
Guys who claim they are new to all this and nervous but want something like a 2 hour duo with a whole list of things they want to tick off your service list.Most genuine first timers book for 30 mins or an hour and just want a low key chilled time.

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #33 on: 17 May 2015, 10:58:53 pm »
"You'll have to be quiet when you arrive" - translates to "I've got family/friends/kids in the house/nosey neighbours who are going to cause a fuss".

"Do you ever offer discounts?" ::)

"What's the furthest you will travel for a booking?" - translates to I live 'out in the sticks' or I just want you to drive miles for nothing while I giggle from across the street of where I sent you.

"Will you have a driver or do you drive yourself?" - could be an over-paranoid nervous guy but who knows so I don't chance it.

"I found your number on the internet", "did you read anything other than the number and the pictures?", "of course I did", "so what's my name and where am I located?"... "*not my name and miles from where I'm located*"..."*in the style of an automated voice* sorry you've failed to secure a booking on this occasion, better luck next time!" Hang up. I do like to play with their heads a little sometimes.

"What's the shortest booking time you offer" - AKA "I am a cheapskate and want to fuck you for the longest time I can get for the cheapest price". Losers.
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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #34 on: 18 May 2015, 04:42:43 pm »
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"Do you ever offer discounts?" ::)

I occasionally do have special offers on. They are very, very clearly (headlined and in bold) displayed at the top of my profile on the rare occasions I offer them.

The most annoying thing though is after they are over I'll get emails saying 'do you have any offers on at present' SERIOUSLY?! Sometimes I wonder how smart these people are.

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #35 on: 19 May 2015, 05:43:10 am »
1. I'll bet you get some really horrible Clients?
2. Are You single?
3. So What's your real name?
4. How long have you been doing this?
5. What is your proper job?
6. I have never done this before/It's my birthday/I'm very nervous/ ( ie: you will have to work hard to make me feel special and a condom shouldn't be necessary in my case )
7. You are too nice to be an Escort

All of the above are often all said by any Client who I know will be a pain in the arse throughout and stalk me for weeks afterwards..

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #36 on: 19 May 2015, 09:11:32 am »
"I know you said that you don't send face photos, but are there any exceptions? It's just that I'm hosting at my house and want to be safe. Hopefully my feedback shows I'm genuine."
Well, I have feedback too, which surely shows that I'm also genuine.

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #37 on: 19 May 2015, 10:33:51 am »
"Hey, I have great feedback!"

(Then I know the guy is going to be nightmare)
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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #38 on: 19 May 2015, 10:40:33 am »
"Hey, I have great feedback!"

(Then I know the guy is going to be nightmare)

God, yes. The guys who think their feedback actually means something  are... special.

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #39 on: 19 May 2015, 10:41:44 am »
'Is that you in the pictures?' Yes I accept that bait and switches go on but if they are that paranoid they surely would have a good look at your reviews and the fact that all your gallery pics are also of the same lady and many are selfies, also if you are a bait and switch you are not exactly going to say no are you..nearly always said by no shows.

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #40 on: 19 May 2015, 10:44:53 am »
'Is that you in the pictures?' Yes I accept that bait and switches go on but if they are that paranoid they surely would have a good look at your reviews and the fact that all your gallery pics are also of the same lady and many are selfies, also if you are a bait and switch you are not exactly going to say no are you..nearly always said by no shows.

Yeah, I had one of those yesterday! I mean, I think one of the guys who never did the final confirmation asked me that. And I'm being asked a lot in general.

I go to real lengths to make my photos as legit as possible - selfies, amateur shots taken by friends and clients. etc. I put a date on all of them. There's really nothing more than I can do.

Sometimes I say, "If I were going to use fake photos I'd pick some better than that."

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #41 on: 19 May 2015, 11:08:54 am »
Ha! Yeah I'm a size 16 girl next door type. I always say if I was trying to entice men in I'd use a picture of a slim busty young blonde or something...duh!

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #42 on: 19 May 2015, 02:20:08 pm »
Calls you and as soon as you pick up hangs up and sends a text saying "Send me your address"
Or you get a text saying "Address Please" or texts saying " I want to book an appointment with you send me your address so I can plan how to get there or Calls and immediately asks for postcode.

What's you real name? - LOLZ. I always give another fake name and their thick enough to actually believe I would give them my actual real name. sigh

Where abouts do you live?
What school do you go to? (Again I give a school that I know I defo don't go to)
Do you always work out of this hotel?
Have you got a friend you work with?(Oh so you want two for the price of one?)
Can I bring my friend with me? (No i don't do two for the price of one)
You been busy today?
I dreamt you last night let me tell you my dream
Have you got security?
Can we face time or skype before i make a booking?
Do you do bank transfer?
I really want to see you but problem for me is your prices, if you reduce it to say 2p i would be your regular
I had an escort that saw me for x amount of time for this amount of money. (Yeah and Im not that escort)
I am a wealthy man and want to spoil you, put you up in fancy hotels with champagne, wine and all the finest things.


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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #43 on: 19 May 2015, 03:28:41 pm »
I get really sick of being asked for 30 minutes. I don't do them and never have. Bargain hunters do not pass my screening.

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Re: Red Flags - Things They Say
« Reply #44 on: 19 May 2015, 04:07:33 pm »
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"Do you ever offer discounts?" ::)

I occasionally do have special offers on. They are very, very clearly (headlined and in bold) displayed at the top of my profile on the rare occasions I offer them.

The most annoying thing though is after they are over I'll get emails saying 'do you have any offers on at present' SERIOUSLY?! Sometimes I wonder how smart these people are.

Most of them are quite thick if i'm honest