"Where are you located?" aka: I can't arse myself to read your website/profile and I'm planning to bombard you with a thousand text messages for the next half hour regarding your rates, services etc.. Of course I won't book after I've driven you cazy. It's just that I have nothing better to do right now.
"What services do you offer" aka: TW
"Do you accept checks/credit cards?" aka: Do you accept forged checks/credit cards?
"I know you don't do x and y services but I'm willing to pay $$$$$" aka: TW trying to test your boundaries. Tell him that you'll betray your principles just for him and he won't book.
"Is that you in the pictures?" (no, idiot, it's my next door neighbour)aka: TW.
-"Hi, can you give me some details on your services?"
- Yes, look at my website. It's http:www.ana30.com
- Sorry but I don't have internet connection. Can you please give them to me on the phone?
(Meanwhile he's sitting infront of the computer and has my website wide open)
- Call me back once you have internet conection. Au revoir!
- "hi, I would love to book you but I'm a student/pensioner/struggling artist/unemployed, could you offer me a discount?" aka: Boundary pusher who is going to give you the hardest time of your life and you will regret having had any compassion for him.