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Kiko

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I swear to drunk i'm not god.
« on: 30 July 2011, 03:24:56 am »
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Re: I swear to drunk i'm not god.
« Reply #1 on: 30 July 2011, 01:44:28 pm »
 :D :D :D

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Re: I swear to drunk i'm not god.
« Reply #2 on: 30 July 2011, 05:27:13 pm »
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of JD. It's JD that does all that . Nevermind.

Well the JD certainly helped me with all of those things last night ;D
Unfortunately it cannot assist me with the dreadful hangover today :(

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Re: I swear to drunk i'm not god.
« Reply #3 on: 30 July 2011, 07:20:23 pm »
A big bottle of warm orange lucozade always does the trick for me!
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Re: I swear to drunk i'm not god.
« Reply #4 on: 31 July 2011, 08:23:53 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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