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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #15 on: 22 January 2015, 05:46:40 pm »
I had hoped it would work when I took the injection some years ago it caused hell to me mentally I suffered severe depression and although my periods stopped for 7 months which was brilliant I could work endlessly without a care, I put on 2 stone which took ages to shift.
Id rather just use the sponge for my periods if its days im seeing clients now.
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #16 on: 22 January 2015, 05:55:27 pm »
Quote from: Exotic flower on 22 January 2015, 05:01:43 pm
Quote from: The_Lynx on 22 January 2015, 07:59:01 am
This happens to me quite often, though only had the blood stain the bedsheets once. I have hormonal problems that make me spot and bleed at random, sometimes quite heavily. I am rather used to the taste of blood on the condom at this point. >.<
black bed linen lol !

Ah, if only. I only do outcalls so sadly I don't call the shots on the bed sheet colour. :D
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Curvygal

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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #17 on: 22 January 2015, 06:32:29 pm »
Quote from: alice842 on 22 January 2015, 02:28:39 am
I have! I was doing incalls at a hotel though and the throw on the bed was red luckily. There was some blood on the condom after he pulled out and I said 'oops sometimes that happens when someone's a bit above average!' and he looked pretty pleased with himself. I saw another client after him as well just did the same oops! charade (my period always starts super lightly so there was only a teensy bit of blood).

BRILLIANT answer...wish I'd thought of that rather than 'Uh must've been a bad angle!'
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #18 on: 22 January 2015, 06:33:09 pm »
Quote from: IvyDerriere on 22 January 2015, 09:38:57 am
Yep. I have the contraceptive implant and never have periods but I do spot quite often.

I only ever had two guys who took offence. One, I wrote a blog about actually. He literally thought he had aids. The other was an old school nigerian who thought  I was a witch.

Lolz all round

Because...only witches get periods??
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Curvygal

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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #19 on: 22 January 2015, 06:35:20 pm »
Thanks for all your reassurance girls..> I feel much better now and I guess I kind of see the funny side!
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #20 on: 22 January 2015, 06:46:47 pm »
Quote from: niccis on 22 January 2015, 05:41:19 pm
Quote from: Exotic flower on 22 January 2015, 04:59:53 pm

Im peri menopausal which means I can get up to 2 unpredictable periods a month I hate this.
done with damn pills and that lethal injection depot provera

Oh but depo is so great... if u like to have 6month long periods at a time and no break in between and damn nr bankrupt ur self on tampons lol wtf?!?!
Down with depo lol

I'v been on the depot 11 years in march and apart from the first couple years where i some times bled irregularly or spotted a bit i now have no period whats so ever! I think if the depo provera agrees with you (as i know we are all diffrent) its a really good choice of contraceptive whilst doing this job as i never worry about 'coming on'

I remember back in my parlour days girls use to use the pasante strawberry flavoured condoms that are actually a red colour if they were due on or just finishing works if theres only a tiny trace of blood.
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #21 on: 22 January 2015, 06:55:06 pm »
^^ yes to b fair i agree it is diff 4 diff ppl i wudnt want to put any1 off trying something which might work for them perfectly well! Sorry i was just reminded of my bad experience on depo when reading that.. but ur totally right somethings suit 1 person and not another ..it didnt agree with me at all i was so glad when it was out of my system eventually! Yeesh it did not work well with my sw...i was so dependant on the sponges i just startd 2 see it as normal 2 b menstruating all th time it was sooo  depressing!!!! Effective contraceptive tho cz u dnt rly wana have sex when ur in that situation lol  :FF :FF
Errr sorry 4 going off track a bit.
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #22 on: 23 January 2015, 06:30:43 pm »
Quote from: IvyDerriere on 22 January 2015, 09:38:57 am
Yep. I have the contraceptive implant and never have periods but I do spot quite often.

I only ever had two guys who took offence. One, I wrote a blog about actually. He literally thought he had aids. The other was an old school nigerian who thought  I was a witch.

Lolz all round

Jeeeez, how can grown men be so ignorant to how womens bodies work in THIS day and age!!? Shocking.
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #23 on: 23 January 2015, 09:10:35 pm »
I started a light bleed en route to a booking once, cleaned up as best I could in the bathroom when I arrived then apologetically warned the client. He was absolutely fine with it and we have discussed arranging a booking since, only reason we haven't is because our schedules never seem to match when I tour in London.
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #24 on: 24 January 2015, 10:46:25 am »
Yes in a way. I was on an outcall a few years ago and the hotel provided lovely pure white bedding. Everything was fine but at the end of the booking after I was dressing I noticed a little inch or so long pale pink patch on the bed (not red thankfully but...). Mortified doesnt even cover it as when I  spotted it I looked straight at him and he had obviously just noticed it too then he looked at me. I just pulled an "oopsy daisy" face, kissed him goodbye and left  8)

What can you do, these things happen when you have a human body, its not like the guys are that bothered where their spunk ends up now is it...how often are they mortified that they jizzed on our boobs  ;D
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #25 on: 25 January 2015, 12:23:33 am »
It's only happened a couple of times on incall, one was with a young reg and we changed positions and there was a bit of blood on the condom and it did put him off so we finished the session early and I refunded him a bit of the money. He did book again though at least.

The worst though was on an outcall and a tiny bit was on his bed and he noticed. As it was just a bit I denied it was from period and got a tissue and wiped myself and luckily nothing was on it so I said are you sure it isn't you? Or maybe I've cut myself somewhere else but I can't see. :-[  I did feel bad though and he said he'd just changed the sheets but I said I apologise if it was me.

The mini pill gives me irregular periods so it's hard to plan with it.
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #26 on: 25 January 2015, 12:37:56 am »
Quote from: Bluetits on 25 January 2015, 12:23:33 am
I did feel bad though and he said he'd just changed the sheets but I said I apologise if it was me.

For goodness' sake, why didn't he put a throw over the bed then? It could easily have gotten lube, salivia, body fluids etc. on it so you'd think if he cared that much he would have put a blanket over the bed or something. I think some of them just think of us as sex objects that don't have normal bodily functions ::)
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #27 on: 25 January 2015, 12:54:30 am »
I Know, I don't do that many home outcalls but they've never used a throw or we've done it on the sofa with no extra covering on it. On my incalls I use a pretty throw and underneath that is a big bath towel in case of extra sweaty arses  8).

Plus you get those who want you to try and squirt or who really want you to come, so would they then complain if the sheets get wet?
« Last Edit: 25 January 2015, 02:34:17 am by Bluetits »
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #28 on: 03 February 2015, 05:01:14 pm »
Happened to me a long long time ago, with my hottest regular, he never came back....... ???
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Re: Very mortifying incident....
« Reply #29 on: 03 February 2015, 05:26:53 pm »
I'm now on progesterone only pill as I don't want periods.

But I had an accident before Xmas as I missed some doses.
I was embarassed but I guess it's happened to most women.

I mostly didn't want to loose a sweet client.

He was really fine and lovely about it.
Visits every 3 weeks as usual.


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