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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: natasha on 20 September 2011, 09:18:26 pm
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I am now the Proud Owner of a yellow anorak with a pattern of many different types of feathers on it, these are green. ;D
A client (who I imaginatively call 'Anorak Man') gave it to me, he likes to wear an anorak, which I then rip and tear off him, whilst seductively pulling my zip slowly up and down on my own anorak (which he supplies each time), then he rips and tears the thing off me.
Yesterday I was presented with the yellow and green monstrosity, which is 'too good to ruin, I can wear it to go out in if I like.' ;D
Just wondered what sort of presents you other girls get?
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I am now the Proud Owner of a yellow anorak with a pattern of many different types of feathers on it, these are green. ;D
A client (who I imaginatively call 'Anorak Man') gave it to me, he likes to wear an anorak, which I then rip and tear off him, whilst seductively pulling my zip slowly up and down on my own anorak (which he supplies each time), then he rips and tears the thing off me.
Yesterday I was presented with the yellow and green monstrosity, which is 'too good to ruin, I can wear it to go out in if I like.' ;D
Just wondered what sort of presents you other girls get?
Omg this cracked me up! Yes you can wear it out on the town!
Presents I've had have all been flowers or wine (not that often tho). Funny thing is a recent client offered to bring champagne, then it never appeared though I swear to god I heard bottles and glasses clinking in his briefcase! Maybe he just decided not to waste it on me......booo hooo
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I am now the Proud Owner of a yellow anorak with a pattern of many different types of feathers on it, these are green. ;D
A client (who I imaginatively call 'Anorak Man') gave it to me, he likes to wear an anorak, which I then rip and tear off him, whilst seductively pulling my zip slowly up and down on my own anorak (which he supplies each time), then he rips and tears the thing off me.
Yesterday I was presented with the yellow and green monstrosity, which is 'too good to ruin, I can wear it to go out in if I like.' ;D
Just wondered what sort of presents you other girls get?
This just had me in absolute stitches! I want a client to bring me an outrageous anorak to prance around in haha!
Presents I've received have never been so hilarious, but all rather lovely and totally unexpected. Chocolates, wine, champagne & perfumes. Perfumes always go down a treat with me as I'm a serial collector of pretty perfume bottles, slightly obsessed with them - whoever gives them to me most definitely gets an extra enthusiastic thank you!
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a recent client offered to bring champagne
Oooh, I did get a bottle of Blue Nun a couple of months ago! ;D (really)
Apart from this, the best alcohol bribe I ever had was a guy who turned up with no money. :o
*But he had a 'videocamera'!* (as payment)
When this failed to impress, a bottle of plonk was produced to entice me...
I remained staunchly unimpressed.
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I want a client to bring me an outrageous anorak to prance around in haha!
Yes, there was a lot of prancing, had to confiscate it off myself and hide it in the cupboard.
Just thinking about it makes me laugh!
Oh, and the earnest look on his face when he said 'don't wear it during the session, it's too good to ruin'
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God weird and wonderfull presents where do i start over the years i have
bottles and bottles of brandy, ( which is ok as i like brandy)
perfume from the really nice to the downright disgusting ie paint stripper
all blacks rugby top
bobbi brown make up set
books
bed socks stockings tights knickers
lingerie which is never the right size, scratchy itchy, and always bloody red
two wicked stuffed domination/bondage teddy bears which i sit on my dressing table in my working flat
chocolates wine flowers ( wine is not good as i dont drink wine)
a years AA membership or was it rac, cant remember now
a D & G Handbag ( with the reciept in case i wanted to change it - ( i didnt )
several Bottles of tequilla complete with the bloody worm
amazon vouchers
a mini keyring fob for my mini
a hat ( stetson )
dvds ( the shawshanks redemption and turner and hooch (as i have douge de bordeaux and bullmastiffs )
egyptian bed sheets and pillow set ( dont ask why)
membership to david lloyds gym ( only went once )
four squishy rubber pigs that were given to me by an asian taxi driver client - someone had left them in his taxi and being a muslim he didnt want them so i have had them for the past couple of year and always get asked about them as they are huge with rolling eyes and tails and they are in my work room
and for those of you who can remember the nat west pigs back in the 80's i have been given a complete set of the original money box pigs ( i think he must have worked for natwest lol )
2 really nice dog collars for my english bullmastiffs
one client who was a pet portrait artist also did a really good picture of my dogs ( i gave him a photo) but i did pay for this so probalby dont count
but the most unexpected and amazing present that i have ever been given in my life from anyone was from a long standing client of 8 years who was moving to australia and we wouldnt be seeing each again and he bought me a hideously expensive Tag Aquaracer watch ( and yes it is real ;D)
(I do have a thing for decent watches and have several good ones, its the only bit of bling that i will wear and he knew this ) i did have a cheaper tag watch which i used for when i went diving but i lost it in the sea when diving a few years ago ;D Anyway i had my eye on this particular watch for ages but just couldnt justify spending the money on it and mentioned it only once to him that i was going to treat myself to it at some point in the future and bless him on our very last appointment he gave me it and told me not to open it until he had left
i was gobsmacked and actually ran out of my flat and chased him to the car park to say thank you with no shos on ;D
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OMG Paris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you manage all that? How do you get AA membership and Amazon vouchers? lmao So jealous!
Not as jealous as I am of the bright yellow anorak with green feathers though!
I've had chocolate.....and even See's Candys sent from America when he went home...in fact I saw him tonight as he's back in London and he bought me some more:-)
Perfume
Lingerie that was too small
Lingerie that fit but was gross
Stockings
champagne
Jack Daniels/Jim Beam
A single rose (that was lovely)
Poems written for me.
A piece of music written for me.
A collar (don't ask! :-) )
A Rhianna CD
Jewelery
And a star named after me:-) (except of course it wasn't my real name lol)
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Jealous... I LOVE See's Chocolate!!
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Jealous too ........ all sounds yum yum yummy. Never had anything as luxurious. Chocolates and flowers mainl but still nice as unexpected. I mean anything plus the money is always nice ha ha.
Laughing at the star but not in your real name Coty.
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The only presents I've gotten from clients are flowers and a bottle opener. I must be doing something wrong... ???
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The only presents I've gotten from clients are flowers and a bottle opener. I must be doing something wrong... ???
Thats cheered me up, I'm not lucky to get all this stuff too.
I've had
wine,
southern comfort
chocs
bubble bath
outfits - didnt fit, looked like a pink blamange
stockings
underwear (pants)
toys
flowers
a cup
but thats over 4 years - i don't suppose its too bad, but hardly 'pretty woman' is it?
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but thats over 4 years - i don't suppose its too bad, but hardly 'pretty woman' is it?
LOL....No NOTHING is ever like Pretty Woman is it????
Oh I missed toys out of my list. In fact that rabbit was the best present ever!!
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A few more;
vodka
hand cuffs
perfume
shoes (all from the same client, nicest ones were beautiful 6" heel platformed mary-janes from Kurt Gieger)
big white pants
5" high 'Henry the Hoover' that actually does work
cigarettes
lovely little statue of a cat
flowers
jewellery
chocolate
peacock feathers
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A Porsche Boxter.
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....Na only kidding. I slipped into a Pretty woman / Belle de Jour alternate reality, for a moment.
Um, chocys, champaign, wine, flowers. Oh and some 'new that day' female undies
worn only once by the client. {gee thanks...picks up with finger tips, puts in bin}
The chocy and wine I give to family and friends. Flowers I keep.
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Lol this is all after 12 years of working pretty much fulltime so a long time of accumulating stuff .... the aa /rac membership was from a client who worked for them ;D and i have known him for ages and the amazon vouchers was a christmas pressie from a reg
its funny cos i dont have a wish list or nothing but i think its cos on my blog i mention what im up to what im doing ect and they get their ideas from that i get loads of books cos im always blogging about what book i have read a few months ago one client bought me the whole set of Philippa Gregorys most recent books
I have pics of my dogs which are 2 bullmastiffs and a douge de bordeaux on my blog so maybe someone will buy me a bigger house with a garden or for someone to leave there house or worldy goods in their will
but aside from the watch, the natwest pigs, and the 4 rubber pigs are still my favorite present
OMG Paris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you manage all that? How do you get AA membership and Amazon vouchers? lmao So jealous!
Not as jealous as I am of the bright yellow anorak with green feathers though!
I've had chocolate.....and even See's Candys sent from America when he went home...in fact I saw him tonight as he's back in London and he bought me some more:-)
Perfume
Lingerie that was too small
Lingerie that fit but was gross
Stockings
champagne
Jack Daniels/Jim Beam
A single rose (that was lovely)
Poems written for me.
A piece of music written for me.
A collar (don't ask! :-) )
A Rhianna CD
Jewelery
And a star named after me:-) (except of course it wasn't my real name lol)
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I got a skiing/puffa jacket coat thing (Rab -brand name apparently a good one) when I was modelling. The guy had a fetish for them. It doesn't beat the Anorak though ;)
I had a client once say he was bringing me chocolates & the skin flint brought a four pack of ferrero rocher then ate them all!!
I have a bag made from a Zip - client's trip to Africa, quite sweet, I keep my condoms in it!
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I had a client once say he was bringing me chocolates & the skin flint brought a four pack of ferrero rocher then ate them all!!
I had a guy once tell me he had chocolate for me, and it was what the hotel leave on the pillow! lol...and another said he had vodka for me and it was a miniature bottle! :-))
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I've only had the usual stuff: flowers, champage, chocolate. I actually removed chocolate from my gift list because I started getting too much of it.
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A jar of salsa ???
Chocs
Perfume
Jewellery
Gucci watch
Dresses
Lingerie
Stockings
Shoes - best ones Louboutin black suede over the knee boots!!!
CDs
Books
Wine
Champagne
Gin
Flowers
Cuddly toys
Silk scarves
Handbags
Sunglasses
Downloaded science fiction tv series which didn't work
Spandex all in one body suits which completely covers the head and face
Vibrators
Bespoke made to measure rubber catsuit
Half a dog (no joking!)
I have been working for about 12 years.
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I've been indie for for 3 months and so far have received...
several bottles of wine (I don't like wine, so let them drink it during our time together or take it home and give it to hubby)
A vintage whip (which is beautiful and stings like a bitch ;))
What I'd really like to receive as a gift though, isn't an anorak, but a jar or salsa or half a dog. PMSL.
xx
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Well I've never had a gift list, I.guess I should rectify that! Then maybe by the end of my first year I will be the lucky owner of a beautiful anorak!
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As a guy I don't really get flowers (which I'm really happy about), but the best present I got was just recently - all paid holidays in Barcelona for me and my bf, the client is not coming :)
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I've been bought clothes that in the end didn't fit me (and which I later either gave away or sold.)
Cheap Jewellry,
A pair of leather gloves,
Numerous condoms and tubes of lubricant.
But then there are good things:
One of the best things I got was an oriental style silk dressing gown. Not that dissimiliar to this:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KfcLkayV3zM/SvW6FSIj_DI/AAAAAAAAAbU/D3vwWfn-CkU/s400/1930%27s+Chinese+Silk+Dressing+Gown+1.jpg)
Which was nice.
I still have it.
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Half a dog (no joking!)
Did he tell you where the other half went? :o
Well I've never had a gift list, I.guess I should rectify that! Then maybe by the end of my first year I will be the lucky owner of a beautiful anorak!
You wish! ;D
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Paris, you are my hero to collect all that swag. I'm rapidly developing a girly 'I want to be her' crush on you.
I love the four huge squishy rubber pigs - was it an incall or an outcall when they got delivered/collected? LOL
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Half a dog (no joking!)
Did he tell you where the other half went? :o
Well I've never had a gift list, I.guess I should rectify that! Then maybe by the end of my first year I will be the lucky owner of a beautiful anorak!
You wish! ;D
Lol! Ok I will tell the story. I have a pedigree dog. When I was buying him I mentioned it to a regular client and he offered to go halves on my dog as a Christmas present!
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...a huge wheel of soft creamy camembert that absolutely stunk, along with a bottle of superb posh wine.
I am now sitting on my couch in my sweats, eating the wheel of stinky cheese like it's a BURGER or summat, and drinking the wine from the bottle.
It was a loooooong day, what can I say. Im a classy lass.
Am possibly drunk.
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Lol
Enjoy it!
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Ohhh im well jealous !!!
I love cheese and the stinkier the better .... weird gift though lol
enjoy xxx
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He brings it every week! He works in the food industry i think.
The funny thing is it's usually too stinky and conspicuous to take home to my house and boyfriend - so i end up giving it to the homeless guy in the elephant and castle underpass most weeks. Not sure whether or not he appreciates it or feels grossed out tbh.
But TODAY the boyf is out and i'm cheesing it up.
Happy monday y'all.
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I would like some of that delicacy as well, spicy cheese is my week spot. Er..is there a connection between liking soft cheese and OWO? ;D
That reminds me..very posh chocolate pralines one of my clients brought me became moldy because I saved them I don't know for some special occasion. So enjoy the moment while it lasts.
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Stinky cheese. Yummy.
Next time, melt it gently in the microwave so the middle goes all runny, lovely with breadsticks.
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Just reading the cheese thread and was thinking about the things I have been given over the years.
I'd say a bag of tomatoes was the funniest.He showed me his green house and offered me a bag,they were very nice actually,not like the tasteless supermarket ones :)
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ha yes i have a mature client who delights in bringing me cucumbers from his greenhouse... he didn't seem to see the funny side when i suggested they would make good sex toys, so I think he really was thinking of my salads?
I had a client who used to bring me a china mug each time, not sure why really,
a guy who collected match boxes - so brought me a new one each time he went away think he forgot it was HIM who was into match boxes, not me, but sweet anyway
another reg used to send me dvds though the post (which i wasnt too happy with him sending unsolicited tbh) not really weird in itself - except they were about his passion, steam trains!! >:(
you attract some interesting wierdos, and I mean that in a good way, my gys are all so plain in comparison! lol :-[
One guy used to give me lottery tickets..
I also got a pair of earings which I felt bad about as I have stretched ears so they were useless to me lol
It's no secret I am obsessed with chocolate so I get alot of chocolate ;D
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Clients gave me catfood once lol as i had mentioned previously i had cats !!!!
weird but sweet xxx
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I have a lovely guy that always bring me flowers and cinnamon rolls and I love it!
But I have got cat toys and treats too....
Just love gifts :D
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When I lived in Paris Camembert was my food staple lol. Lush, hope your enjoying it!
I got bought nude tights once. A bit odd as I am black and my work name is Ebony Amber.
They were tres posh though and I exchanged them for a ?32 credit note. Chuffed :D
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Stinky cheese. Yummy.
Next time, melt it gently in the microwave so the middle goes all runny, lovely with breadsticks.
This sounds amazing. Unfortunately I am still dieting...
xx
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Stinky cheese. Yummy.
Next time, melt it gently in the microwave so the middle goes all runny, lovely with breadsticks.
This sounds amazing. Unfortunately I am still dieting...
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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE cheese but yes and me:( two stone down and another two to go! Going on holiday in a few days though so I will stuff the diet for the next two weeks! Lol
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Stinky cheese. Yummy.
Next time, melt it gently in the microwave so the middle goes all runny, lovely with breadsticks.
This sounds amazing. Unfortunately I am still dieting...
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Yes I do that by melting it in the oven and then dipping sliced peppers, or carrots, or bits of pitta bread in it.....tis lush. x x
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I have a client as mentioned in my quirky client thread who gives me food every time I see him. In fact most of my groceries are from him at the moment... blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, bananas (seriously I have about 10 bananas that I won't eat lol) bread, wine, milk, watermelon, cashews and pistachios. (I'm an awful grocery shopper and eat out a lot - it's a miracle I have food in the house)
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I just got chocolates and champagne :o first time its ever happened. Had a miserable week aswell so did make me smile a bit, do you other ladies ever get any nice surprises like this?
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I get a lot of chocolates. Like, a LOT! I guess it goes with the niche that I market to but I get absolutely sick of them. I also get lots of bottles of Fizz which mostly get re-distributed as Christmas presents and Thank You's. Another client brings me goodies from Fortnum and Mason every time he comes which is usually jams, pickles, tea and coffee etc but once was the biggest pork pie I have ever seen in my life.
The strangest ever though was a pair of Grouse in a refrigerated box. I love cooking and it was something he and I had spoken about so I was thrilled and touched that he went to so much trouble. I think in terms of Prossie/Client gifts though it's definitely the weirdest.
R xx
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I do get the occasional box of chocolates/bottle of wine, but a few weeks ago I really struggled to keep a straight face when a guy presented me with a box of EGGS laid by his own hens (he even showed me a picture of them on his phone) and a box of kinder surprise eggs "in case you didn't like the ordinary ones". It was so sweet of him, he's a really nice guy but when he told me their (the hens) names and started going on about their personalities, I might of wet myself a tiny little bit :D
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I do get the occasional box of chocolates/bottle of wine, but a few weeks ago I really struggled to keep a straight face when a guy presented me with a box of EGGS laid by his own hens (he even showed me a picture of them on his phone) and a box of kinder surprise eggs "in case you didn't like the ordinary ones". It was so sweet of him, he's a really nice guy but when he told me their (the hens) names and started going on about their personalities, I might of wet myself a tiny little bit :D
Oh my god I saw a guy saying that he did this on another forum! Did you have your personalised name on the box?
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I do get the occasional box of chocolates/bottle of wine, but a few weeks ago I really struggled to keep a straight face when a guy presented me with a box of EGGS laid by his own hens (he even showed me a picture of them on his phone) and a box of kinder surprise eggs "in case you didn't like the ordinary ones". It was so sweet of him, he's a really nice guy but when he told me their (the hens) names and started going on about their personalities, I might of wet myself a tiny little bit :D
Oh my god I saw a guy saying that he did this on another forum! Did you have your personalised name on the box?
He said he didn't get enough time to do it, but definitely wanted to! lol
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I do get the occasional box of chocolates/bottle of wine, but a few weeks ago I really struggled to keep a straight face when a guy presented me with a box of EGGS laid by his own hens (he even showed me a picture of them on his phone) and a box of kinder surprise eggs "in case you didn't like the ordinary ones". It was so sweet of him, he's a really nice guy but when he told me their (the hens) names and started going on about their personalities, I might of wet myself a tiny little bit :D
Oh my god I saw a guy saying that he did this on another forum! Did you have your personalised name on the box?
He said he didn't get enough time to do it, but definitely wanted to! lol
Definitely the same guy then lol! I assume he is old? Really sweet thing to do though.
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I do get the occasional box of chocolates/bottle of wine, but a few weeks ago I really struggled to keep a straight face when a guy presented me with a box of EGGS laid by his own hens (he even showed me a picture of them on his phone) and a box of kinder surprise eggs "in case you didn't like the ordinary ones". It was so sweet of him, he's a really nice guy but when he told me their (the hens) names and started going on about their personalities, I might of wet myself a tiny little bit :D
aww I think thats really sweet I have hens aswell and I think they have different personalities but I wont start going on about it lol.
And Rooby I want that niche im thinking maybe its cos im advertising being pregnant now clients might be more inclined to bring food although all I fancy eating is bacon so that could be problematic lol xx
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That hen story is amazing!
I can honestly say I would rather a box of home laid eggs from a nice chap that something fancy from a douche. Thought means a lot :)
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I loved the gift very much, it took me by surprise though, in a good way! :) It was one of my favourite gifts ever, the eggs were delicious :)
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I got an unwanted gift of cheese yesterday,while pulling skin back ha!!
sorry to lower the tone, whoops!!! :-X
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I do get the occasional box of chocolates/bottle of wine, but a few weeks ago I really struggled to keep a straight face when a guy presented me with a box of EGGS laid by his own hens (he even showed me a picture of them on his phone) and a box of kinder surprise eggs "in case you didn't like the ordinary ones". It was so sweet of him, he's a really nice guy but when he told me their (the hens) names and started going on about their personalities, I might of wet myself a tiny little bit :D
aww I think thats really sweet I have hens aswell and I think they have different personalities but I wont start going on about it lol.
And Rooby I want that niche im thinking maybe its cos im advertising being pregnant now clients might be more inclined to bring food although all I fancy eating is bacon so that could be problematic lol xx
awww..love wacky customers..
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sorry to lower the tone, whoops!!! :-X
I should also mention that I once had a 'gift' of cake from a supermarket. It was in one of those clear plastic boxes that just press closed and the cakes inside looked a bit the worse for wear. The Client was very very VERY keen that I eat them in front of him but I suddenly had this bad feeling that he might have in some way added his own ingredients :-X
Now I only eat things that come in SEALED packets that I open myself!
R xx
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awww..love wacky customers..
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I do il take the slightly eccentric over the boundary pushers/tws any day
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sorry to lower the tone, whoops!!! :-X
I should also mention that I once had a 'gift' of cake from a supermarket. It was in one of those clear plastic boxes that just press closed and the cakes inside looked a bit the worse for wear. The Client was very very VERY keen that I eat them in front of him but I suddenly had this bad feeling that he might have in some way added his own ingredients :-X
Now I only eat things that come in SEALED packets that I open myself!
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Errgghh or he had some weird food fetish a fetish i dont understand?
wheres the arousal in that
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sorry to lower the tone, whoops!!! :-X
I should also mention that I once had a 'gift' of cake from a supermarket. It was in one of those clear plastic boxes that just press closed and the cakes inside looked a bit the worse for wear. The Client was very very VERY keen that I eat them in front of him but I suddenly had this bad feeling that he might have in some way added his own ingredients :-X
Now I only eat things that come in SEALED packets that I open myself!
R xx
Errgghh or he had some weird food fetish a fetish i dont understand?
wheres the arousal in that
My friend is a BBW and gets quite a few gents that want her to eat various things for them.
Sometimes I am jealous, I wish I got free food. She gets sick of it sometimes though lol.
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i once got two boxes of chocs and a sharing size bag of skittles in a shift...polished off the lot, oh and had pizza on top...diet time. i love presents though its always exciting even if its just food :) got a pretty belly bar today from a regular,hes lovely
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I like little gifts, it shows appreciation and if its a new client then it breaks the ice. I am always so grateful that someone has made that extra little effort. Awww I love my clients.
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i think im the only escort that doesnt get gifts (well bar cheese!! and chocs!)
mine are that arrogant they think there gift enough
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Dragging up an old topic as I didn't want to open a new one for this.
Yesterday I had the most wonderful client one can have! He booked for 2 hours and asked what to bring. eh... nothing? Just him (and his cash ;D). But he gave me Chanel Noir. A parfume I love but is very expensive. My lucky day!! And it appears he was a good masseur! One of those appointments at which you think: AND i get paid on top of this? hihi...
The day before a client bought me flowers. When will my luck end?
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Melanie, so long as you do a good job and are good to your clients, they will be kind to you. It has nothing to do with luck. Enjoy. x
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I was given a bottle of Gucci Premi?re last week. It was nice as it showed he'd looked at my 'interview' on AW :-)
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I've only had the usual stuff: flowers, champage, chocolate. I actually removed chocolate from my gift list because I started getting too much of it.
Same here I could almost open a choccie shop with the amount of chocolates I was given.
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My best gifts are the Lola Luna lingerie though. They are so sexy.
I usually get mainly flowers, champagne and lingerie.
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It's one of the better parts of our work :). The guy who gave me flowers Sunday had a body to die for... Hmmm.... he is 25 years old so much younger then me. Double the luck! Haha!!
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So far this year I've had 5 bottles of single malt, flowers and chocs. I may be come an alcoholic at this rate. ;D
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Today i got two bottles of expensive wine and a posh bottle of champers all from the same client!
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I recently got 2 really nice bottles of wine, some fab chocolate from Hotel Chocolate and a pic and mix bag of sweets ;D
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Lots of chocolates and bottles of plonk, one client gave me a really nice pair of jeans (he was spot on with the size too!) ;)
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Weirdest I think I ever got was a very long piece of rope. No kidding.
Apart from that:
Chocolates
Alcohol
Underwear (always the wrong size but luckily returnable)
Vibrators
A black skirt
A tie
A fancy pen
Some books (really intellectual and intense)
Perfume (I've not worked in 2 years, but I've still got unopened boxes ready for me to start using)
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I was given a bottle of good quality bubbly last week, which I took to a party over the weekend and enjoyed very much.
I've also given the odd present just small tokens to visitors I think will appreciate them.
It's nice to give and receive.
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Usually it's chocolate, wine or champagne. Today I got a little elephant ornament from India, its so cool. I love my clients.
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Usually it's chocolate, wine or champagne. Today I got a little elephant ornament from India, its so cool. I love my clients.
Xx
Which is probably why they bring you pressies, the more you care (within clear boundaries) the better they treat you
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Nice pressies - Bottles of wine, chocolates, jewellry, Louis Vuitton bag, luxury hampers, lingeriere and a gorgeous photo album.
Not nice pressies, vibrators ( always the crappier ones and boring ), teabags (ermm??) a red light bulb ( lmao) and a bag of frozen chicken legs.
I also get offers of homecooked meals from my boys ( mainly the sweet golden oldies ) all the time too cos apparently I need feeding up ( im a featherweight lol ).
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2 iPads last year (gave one to my cousin cos she knows about me being an escort so I could explain where it came from, the client was happy to hear it had gone to a good home)
Tiffany jewellery
Quite a few spa days
A Gucci handbag and a primark handbag (!)
Too many bottles of perfume (they make great Christmas presents!)
Plenty of wine and champagne (I don't drink so even more Christmas presents!)
Many many chocolates (yay, something for me and these never get given away! Plus easy to explain to the flatmates cos I get chocolates given to me in my day job quite often)
Jasmine tea (My work name is Jasmine and I put I like it on my website)
But my favourite was a Lamborghini - sadly not a real life one but a model one, was from my favourite client who remembered what I asked santa for for Christmas
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2 iPads last year (gave one to my cousin cos she knows about me being an escort so I could explain where it came from, the client was happy to hear it had gone to a good home)
Tiffany jewellery
Quite a few spa days
A Gucci handbag and a primark handbag (!)
Too many bottles of perfume (they make great Christmas presents!)
Plenty of wine and champagne (I don't drink so even more Christmas presents!)
Many many chocolates (yay, something for me and these never get given away! Plus easy to explain to the flatmates cos I get chocolates given to me in my day job quite often)
Jasmine tea (My work name is Jasmine and I put I like it on my website)
But my favourite was a Lamborghini - sadly not a real life one but a model one, was from my favourite client who remembered what I asked santa for for Christmas
please, please can I come along to carry your condoms, mop your brow (and get the spare presents :o) next christmas
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please, please can I come along to carry your condoms, mop your brow (and get the spare presents :o) next christmas
No need for the sarcasm. This is a thread about clients giving us presents. I like reading about others being given nice things, after all a lot of us can't tell our non escort friends about it. It's nice to read something positive. Thinking of things like this me up when I'm having a crap week :)
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please, please can I come along to carry your condoms, mop your brow (and get the spare presents :o) next christmas
No need for the sarcasm. This is a thread about clients giving us presents. I like reading about others being given nice things, after all a lot of us can't tell our non escort friends about it. It's nice to read something positive. Thinking of things like this me up when I'm having a crap week :)
No sarcasm intended, I would love to be in the same position, I think getting presents is lovely and the ones you received as particuarly lovely (rather have a toy Porsche than Lambo as i'm a bit of a motorhead but thats being picky)
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I've not had any funny gifts but would love to receive something like that!
I've received a lot of gifts similar to what's been listed by all of you.
I love getting books and got "War and Peace" this summer from a client as I like reading but haven't touch it yet! Maybe I'll start in the new year. I got a Nigella recipe book from a client who cooks for me which was a thoughtful gift but I'm shockingly bad in the kitchen (which is why I'm always taking advantage of the M&S dine in offers)!
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Ha ha! Last year I got a massive slab of meat it was ace I had a dinner party. This year from same guy a potato a apple and a box of tic tacs!! All during a high tea lunch.
Loads of other stuff but nothing remarkable.
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Flowers
Chocs ,
Wine
Baileys
Chinese banquets meal
Theirry Mugler Alien perfume ( 2 years running off a lovley reg )
BDSM bits n pieces
stockings n thong
a memory stick full of house tunes
Erotic books
ook called "west end girls" ( i think) about prostitutes in wartime london ( good book )
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Omg so funny. Loving mr anorak :D
ive only just started but both guys have kindly bought me Myla lingerie. Long may it continue!!!
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Perfume
Flowers
Chocolates (being a big woman means I obviously eat a lot choccies) lol
Sex Toys
Lingerie
Tiffany's necklace and bracelet
Silver bracelet from Magnolia
Watch from Thomas Sabo with receipt in case i wanted to change it
Tips
Wine (I am tee total, one of the reasons all my friends love me lol)
This christmas a new bed :)
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I got some Pearl earings once.
Well, something was needed to match the necklace ;D
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just had a new client bring a lovely bottle of champagne yesterday good impression for a first booking that lasted 1.5 hours lovely man with or without the bubbly :-*
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Just before Christmas I had a new client book me and ask me what present I might like so I thanked him, told him it wasn't necessary but gave him the url of my wishlist as requested.
Leading up to the appointment I kept getting messages from him about how he was going to treat me, that he had a wonderful Christmas present for me and that he couldn't wait to absolutely spoil me. All he ever got in reply was a standard message from me confirming his appointment date and time but it didn't stop him endlessly writing.
Now I confess I am utterly spoiled by my Clients and often blog about the lovely treats I get but he made such a fuss that even my cynical bitter old heart thought that just -maybe- he would do something really amazing.
On the day of the appointment as he walked in he was still banging on about treating me and put his hand into his jacket pocket. All I could think was maybe make-up? (Exciting!) Perfume? (Very exciting!) Or jewellery??? (Very VERY exciting!) when he pulled out his hand and gave me a three pack of Ferrero Rocher. Still with the price label from the nearest Shell Garage on them and very bashed about from being in his pocket.
It still makes me laugh now. I smiled and thanked him and it WAS a nice gesture but... :( Lol
R xx
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I got the best late Christmas pressie today- a remote control car ;D
I just about suppressed the urge to play with it during the booking ;)
But guess what I'm doing now! ;D
Best. Present. Ever.
Xx
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Lol I have a client who is a butcher and he bring me the best sirloin steak ever I'm practically slobbering over the thought of it as I see him arrive
Ha ha! Last year I got a massive slab of meat it was ace I had a dinner party. This year from same guy a potato a apple and a box of tic tacs!! All during a high tea lunch.
Loads of other stuff but nothing remarkable.
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A random person bought me a strap on off my wishlist over Christmas. I only webcam... so it was a little bit odd.... but something else to take pictures of me in! Random generosity = great :)
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I got two creme eggs last night ;D
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Hmmm the presents i have received since escorting are:
- Chocolate
- bottles of vodka
- bottles of wine
- Perfume (touch of pink)
- many pauls boutique bags and matching purses
- one client got me a charm bracelet (it came up in convo as he was talking about charms and what not and i was like oh i have a really old charm bracelet but i need to replace the chain as since i have had it since i was born its a bit worn now and he got me a new one which i thought was pretty sweet)
- Amazon/argos/tesco/new look/top shop/republic gift vouchers
- two teal lamps (this one sticks in my mind the most as i mentioned i was moving and needed to go shopping for new lamps to go with my new color scheme and he booked an appointment 3 days before i moved and towards the end he was like 'oh i have a going away prezzy for you' and gave me the lamps, they are super nice too and get used ALOT)
- tickets to go see swan lake (ballet) ^_^ (the client wasnt free that day but said i talked about ballet one time and wanted to buy me a prezzy to show he remembered, so i took my mum, it was a good night out)
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Hmm, lets see, the presents I've had through work...
~Chocolates are the obvious, I'm pretty sure everyone thinks of them first!
~Three bottles of DKNY pink delicious. I love that stuff.
~My shoe collection. A regular twice a month client would always bring me a pair of heels, always bordellos. I have an entire wall in my spare room dedicated to my heels.
~Two year planners. Best christmas present ever, it saved me from having to buy one myself, and I gave my grandmother the other one.
~A tortoiseshell kitten.
~Lingerie which yes, never fits and is cheap and tacky.
~Enough wine to christen the entire navy
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I have a regular who is one of the bosses for a specialist food retailer. When he visits he usually brings me something from his work. I get to try some lovely stuff, but being handed a pound of sausages when he arrives is hardly the most romantic start to the session. ;D
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I have a regular who is one of the bosses for a specialist food retailer. When he visits he usually brings me something from his work. I get to try some lovely stuff, but being handed a pound of sausages when he arrives is hardly the most romantic start to the session. ;D
Yup, always hard to maintain the romance once the sausages are out :o (well someone had to say it :-X)
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Ha ha ha..love the remote control car!!! jealous! I wish a man bought me a doll..but no luck so far..
I have received :
wine, choc, cheap perfume, baileys, flowers
ropes, sex toys and bdsm bits and pieces, lingerie that doesn't fit, of course, or something I would never wear like leopard print panties, very nice stockings,
small bottle of single malt..i mean very small bottle..
biscuits, lancome red lipstick, as I wear it all the time-loved it too..
make up, nail varnish, Microsoft Office,
but the best thing i ever got was an orchid..i love them..but it meant a huge deal for me as i needed one so badly ...i was so impressed i cried after the booking.
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I was given cooked vegetables( boiled potatoes,brocolli,carrots) in a tupperware container I asked the guy to leave, I told him i was unimpressed, he was vile anyway! ???
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well today was my first present
He read my profile on AW (omg he can read and absorb info lol) first bonus
second one was that on my profile it says i love spring flowers, and he turned up with daffs and tulips,
And he was staying for 3 hrs lol, so a nice afternoon all around, but seriously what a lovely kind man to take the time to read my profile and listen to what I said on it
Was very happy, let me tell u ladies :)))))))
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So I'm busy packing up my current work place as I'm moving to a new apartment (exciting). Anyway came across random gifts by clients.
The oddest one: saffron!
Thoughtful one: walking maps and compass
Typical one: flowers
Girly: lovely jewellery not expensive but tasteful
Extravagant: sadly none (in my view)
These are aside from the usual lingerie, tights and chocolates etc.
What are yours?
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Saffron the real stuff is very expensive and for someone passionate about cooking could be a very desirable present :) My perhaps oddest gift was a book on taxidermy... ;D
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A client mentioned the programme "family guy" once and I politely said I liked it! So I'm now the proud owner of a family guy box set! Xxx
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An A-Z and a pair of jump leads :FF
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An A-Z and a pair of jump leads :FF
My God! did you get lost or your car break down?
Never really had any strange or odd gifts - just the normal things:- nice lingerie that was either too big or too small!, chocs, champers, flowers. Flowers always last the longest! x
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Taxidermy book!! Why?
A-z and jump lead what was he hinting at lol!
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Apparently, he stopped at a petrol station on his way to mine, and since the flowers looked rubbish, he decided on a more practical gift. I thought it was hilarious, and it cheered me up much more than a bunch of petrol station flowers in plastic would have done. I still see the client, and sometimes tease him about it. He now has the link to my amazon wish list.
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Apparently, he stopped at a petrol station on his way to mine, and since the flowers looked rubbish, he decided on a more practical gift. I thought it was hilarious, and it cheered me up much more than a bunch of petrol station flowers in plastic would have done. I still see the client, and sometimes tease him about it. He now has the link to my amazon wish list.
Haha I think he sounds great! Hilarious
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I once got brought a can of Dr Pepper because I put it as my favourite drink on the AW interview. The guy thought it was cute that I hadn't put something like champagne etc!
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Aside from underwear.
Funny gift was socks - as clients know I hate having cold feet lol
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Aww I think it's sweet the little thoughtful gifts they bring. It's not the expense but the fact that he read your profile and brought irn bru is great! And socks love it.
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A red stiletto shoe bottle holder looks fab on my mini bar .
lovely regular clients also bring rose wine :)
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Taxidermy book!! Why?
I really did not ask why. I somehow felt it was better not to delve too deep ;D On my first outcall, I arrived at a place that was literally full of strange stuffed critters. It was weird but I felt slightly bemused and for a brief slightly morbid moment, I chuckled to myself imagining me stuffed among them all. He took my amused smile as a keen interest in taxidermy. Some quite surreal bookings followed. He was weird but in a very likable way and during intimate moments start talking about the process of stuffing animals. Slightly bizarre in the context of the situation lol I always wondered after he shuffled of this mortal coil if he might have asked to be stuffed too... ;D
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Actually I did receive some great speakers package from a lovely gent.
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Courgettes and Runner Beans ! x
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I once had a client who had 2 lovely cats, I mentioned to him that I also had 2 cats. so the next time hes due to visit me he sends me an exited text telling me he has bought me a little treat for my kitties, Im thinking a cat treat or a little toy but nope he turns up with a can of cat food ;D was so cute x
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a dog chew toy ... for my puppy .......
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I've had cat toys too! I think it's lovely, my cats my baby
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When I was leaving one of my regulars the other day his post had arrived during the booking and he found that he had been sent a duplicate CD by Amazon so he gave it to me to take with me! Who even buys CDs any more? ;D
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Some of our clients are so thoughtful. Sometimes I want to buy them (my weekly/fortnightly regulars) presents just little things we have talked about but never sure if that's creepy for them, or they might think I'm in love with them when it's just I genuinely like them as good people.
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They'll most likely appreciate the gesture depending on what it is. I buy some of my regulars sweet things when I've been away somewhere like toffee from Scotland, chocolate from Belgium, turkish delight from Istanbul etc so they can eat the evidence rather than have something lying around that people will put them on the spot by asking where it came from.
One of my regulars bought me a sponge and a candle the other day which would have been odd if they were the poundland variety but it was a sea sponge from Greece and scented candle from Paris so both very nice.
Some of our clients are so thoughtful. Sometimes I want to buy them (my weekly/fortnightly regulars) presents just little things we have talked about but never sure if that's creepy for them, or they might think I'm in love with them when it's just I genuinely like them as good people.
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Ok I might start dong that then. Guess it will be disappointing if I make the effort and I don't see them again! But it's good show appreciation, works both ways.
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My one and only gift has been a set of camping saucepans.
Thoughtful and practical, so perfect gifts.
Wish I had some of your clients, the gifts are great (albeit some a little weird!)
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Knickers in a size 14/16 (I'm and 8)!! My bum must look really big!!! Lol ;D
and a briefcase - manly one at that ???
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I got a packet of jammy dodgers yesterday
Was a new client, so it wasn't even a joke gift from a regular ???
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My best gift ever was years ago when I worked in Leeds, a client (who was a close friend of the boss) took me out for lunch and bought me a pair of Louis Vuitton sunglasses. He was your typical rich older guy, gentle, wayyyy too tanned and spent most of his time playing golf. Not had a client that well off in some time, but I think my location has a lot to do with that.
Gifts where I am now tend to be chocolates or if I'm lucky a bottle of my favourite drink.
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Where I live the culture is full of tightwads so we don't get given much at all lol. I say this as I have lived other places ....
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I thought it was just me! I have a reg who has bought me a light up globe which is pretty cool cause I like travel. He's also bought me a Breakfast at Tiffany's poster and I have to say the weirdest thing he did was get a chelsea flag and photo of the team for my fella!!!!!!! Anyone else had a punter buy something for their other half????
Courgettes and Runner Beans ! x
Oh and yes another reg who brings me flowers and veggies from his garden. Although I haven't seen him for so long I'm a bit worried he might have died :'( he is 78
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A reg of mine went away to Australia so I said bring me back a cheesey tourist gift and I got one of those foam drink holders that keep your drink cool and it had a woman with massive tits on it, I love it!
Most random was a carbon monoxide alarm! Very practical though, lol.
And the usual, wine, chocolates and perfume. Yet to receive flowers though, it's my birthday on Monday, so will be interesting to see if I get any gifts this year.
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A melon.... nothing else just a melon ???
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A melon.... nothing else just a melon ???
How random!
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Did he say why a melon? lol
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nope just put it on my table with the cash :-\
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Hey,
I was wondering what non-financial gifts have you received that have pleased you? I imagine it's nice sometimes when you're surprised with a book, flowers or something random but nice (as opposed to random and s--t).
Just a fun topic and something I was thinking of : )
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I love little gifts that are thoughtful! I love to read so I really appreciate it when clients bring me a book that they have enjoyed - it doesn't have to cost anything, I am very happy to receive books that have been passed on!
Someone bought me a book on philosophy the other day, it was only from a charity shop and didn't cost much, but it was one I wanted and I liked it that he thought of me.
Being a bit of a nighttime/party escort I also love it when clients bring a bottle of wine.... I never ask for it but always feel rather joyous when a gent turns up with a bottle! ;D
How about you LauraLaura :)
x
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Some cracking ones here ;D
http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=6611.0
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Some cracking ones here ;D
http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=6611.0
And to make it easier still, merged :).
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Thanks Amy!
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There's loads! I'm going to read it properly later :D.
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I have a question, are gifts from clients supposed to be declared for tax reasons?
Ok you'll say "Well who's going to know?". Well the places on the internet that you boast about it?
I could be wrong on the declaration/tax` bit.........but my advice is check it out before bragging.
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i got a lovely book of Oscar Wilde Stories the other day :) x
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Home made cakes
Space cakes
Home Brewed champagne
Sparkling elderflower juice (lost count)
Flavoured teas
Hand sanitiser from the hospital he worked at
Perfumes
Lush box sets
Expensive outdoorsy jacket from his work
Flowers
Gin
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A client showed me to his dead wife's wardrobe and insisted I take a few items of her clothing, to be polite I chose a vile fancy cardigan and a disgusting handbag from the 70's, they stunk of mothballs and it wouldn't have even been fair to take them round the charity shop so I sealed them in a carrier bag and binned them hoping he never asks to see me wearing the said items.
I've also been given an anal douche off a client and I don't even do anal :FF
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I have a question, are gifts from clients supposed to be declared for tax reasons?
Ok you'll say "Well who's going to know?". Well the places on the internet that you boast about it?
I could be wrong on the declaration/tax` bit.........but my advice is check it out before bragging.
Definitely the cash. But whether or not you do... ;) But bear in mind that big gifts (cars, diamond jewellery etc) would be verrrrrry interesting to a tax man should they ever decide to audit you, likewise if a client dropped a few thousand on you and you decided to buy a car or pay off your mortgage etc, the tax man would want to know where that money came from.
Your best bet is to phone HMRC and ask a theoretical question: "IF I were to receive a cash gift from a customer...." etc.
And yes, definitely check before you brag :D
("you" being a collective "you", not you as a person, Mirror ;D )
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I have a question, are gifts from clients supposed to be declared for tax reasons?
Ok you'll say "Well who's going to know?". Well the places on the internet that you boast about it?
I could be wrong on the declaration/tax` bit.........but my advice is check it out before bragging.
I don't brag anywhere about presents cash or otherwise, hmrc will tax breathing soon so no way they're getting tax on my gifts! Think there is a loophole for cash gifts? X
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Let's see.
Flowers,
Chocs (everything from Quality street to Charbonnet et Walker)
Booze (Everything from mojito to Champers)
Bubble bath,
Perfume (Thierry Mugler Angel)
Bravissimo vouchers,
Lingerie (Usually too big or too small)
A dress (Actually new and quite nice)
Concert tickets (Depeche Mode,Queen and Stereophonics)
A couple of not so nice necklaces,
A mini stereo for my incall bedroom,
A bag of tins of tuna for my cat when he was alive
Sex toys.
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I got some bolt cutters from a reg after I lost the key to his chastity device once, the usual, wine, perfume, chocs a lovely handmade wooden jewellery box, ankle chains, fetish equipment, some martina cole books. Very kind some clients as I don't advertise for presents, in fact it embarrasses me a bit x
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I used to get quite a few small presents from clients: flowers, perfume, chocolates, lingerie and sex toys off my wish list - that was when I used to offer OWO. These days I never seem to get presents except booze that I don't really want and tips which I most definitely want.
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I wish they would stop bringing me chocolates. I really do not eat them and end up taking them to a friend/giving them away.
On the odd occasion I have received perfume it has always been a cheap grotty one from a market stall that I just would not buy.
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Some nice gifts. Did they know what to buy you because you told them, or had they guessed your interests from previous meetings?
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A lot of my whips, canes and strap ons have been given to me by clients, not necessarily as gifts but things they've brought for the booking and not been able to take home...I've got some fab size 9 and size 11 stiletto's that have come in handy loads of times ;D
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I got some drop earrings as a gift from someone who I have seen four times, 30 minutes at a time this morning.
OK, they are not that expensive, 14 Carat gold but they are cute.
So question is what have you been given as a gift by your clients?
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I've got one client who brings me Yankee candles, he's also bought me a jewellery box and make up box. I've been brought wine, strawberries, chocolates, champagne, stockings, underwear etc which are all lovely. Least favourite was being bought lube and a mask - it made me look like a wrestler. ;D
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I got given a sofa ( of my choice) recently and a takeaway....excellent combo!!! some inexpensive jewelry but stuff I would actually wear, expensive Champagne which I hate...just reuse for gifts...more of a tea or coffee person, chocolates...always welcome !! A smartphone, makeup, A book I've always wanted, cleansing kit and some multi vitamins? A giant hand held back massage thingy majiggy and some ropes you would use for rock climbing? I didn't really get the last one, just smiled and said thank you. Oh and some scratch cards....didn't win but I thought that was cute. :)
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I have got a regular client who owns a hair salon, and I get vouchers for free haircuts, not to mention the salon hair products which are falling off my bathroom shelf.
I have been getting lots of stocking/tights and underwear recently, and some perfume as well. I love receiving gifts, I can't help it :-[
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I quite often got bottles of wine bought along to the booking, which go straight in the fridge, I'm not sharing!! Lol.
Yesterday my oldest client of 77 who's very sweet, gave me a tesco sandwich and a bottle of honey!
He said, 'I bought myself a sandwich for later on and then thought I wonder if **** would like one as well. Also I wondered if you like honey?'
I just politely thanked him in a slightly stunned kind of way.
What's the strangest things you've ever been given?
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I was given a bouquet of balloon flowers last week ;D
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A leather paddle, he came to see me almost weekly before he brought it, he never came back again though, I think I may have been a bit too heavy handed with it
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I rarely get presents and if I do I usually have to actually ask for what I want. I have one excellent client though who always brings something. Chocolate (expensive stuff), bottles of flavoured cider as he knows I don't like wine which he drinks when he comes over, my fave perfume, stockings I needed, I'm getting the money to buy some semi expensive earrings for my birthday soon. Then from other people I've had perfume I wasn't keen on, one bottle I did like a lot, a bunch of flowers on my birthday, some skincare stuff I never used, a pussy pump which wasn't much cop, more chocolates, a rubber collar just last week, a few bags of food shopping I needed from Waitrose with a few nice goodies in it, fags, vouchers for Tesco and M&S, bottles of wine which I give away as I hate wine, a little animal figurine which I love, sweeties n lollipops that you'd give to a kid (weird), a pinwheel which wasn't that good. But this is over an 8yr period. I've never had anything really luxe or mega expensive. I've never had grand surprises that have really blown me away. But I've had nice surprises now and then but always from the same two people that I'm very familiar with and are more like friends with so don't have a time limit on our bookings as they're so enjoyable. I've never had a Valentine's present. Rarely get a Xmas present or a birthday present. I can't imagine anyone buying me anything designer or a much needed new or even second hand laptop or camera. I've never had any spa day gifts or vouchers for nail bars, etc. I think I may of been given a bottle of bubbly by one of my two good clients on my B-Day with flowers n chocs. Nice flowers too, not crappy cheap ones bought at a petrol station quickly.
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Oh yes and a candle that was nice. I forgot about that. Again from the same client who bought the B-Day gifts.
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I got given a fucking machine by a reg. It's a pain to use and takes up too much space but I can't get rid of (where anyway? Oxfam?!) in case he wants to use it with me again.
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Only presents I have had were from same client . Got me wine and chocs for when I moved into new place, bubbly and card for my birthday which i was really chuffed about. Has asked what my fave chocs are so will probably get something over Easter.
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I got given a fucking machine by a reg. It's a pain to use and takes up too much space but I can't get rid of (where anyway? Oxfam?!) in case he wants to use it with me again.
LOL...........
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My strangest present was a hand painted garden gnome with my name on it. Painted in my favourite colours (pink and black) No offence to the gnome but gnome thankyou. The gnome is now in the bin and the client is banned from visiting. Not to mention it was the ugliest creepy gnome I have ever seen. The kind that could scar small children for life upon a first glance.
On the plus side a slave whom is Jewish and demands to be called piggy brought me a pair of python skinned louboutins for Christmas. Absolute lad. The next day demanded I let him masturbate with a peice of raw bacon in his hand.
My life never gets boring. The louboutins lasted longer than the scary China gnome thing.
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My strangest present was a hand painted garden gnome with my name on it. Painted in my favourite colours (pink and black) No offence to the gnome but gnome thankyou. The gnome is now in the bin and the client is banned from visiting. Not to mention it was the ugliest creepy gnome I have ever seen. The kind that could scar small children for life upon a first glance.
On the plus side a slave whom is Jewish and demands to be called piggy brought me a pair of python skinned louboutins for Christmas. Absolute lad. The next day demanded I let him masturbate with a peice of raw bacon in his hand.
My life never gets boring. The louboutins lasted longer than the scary China gnome thing.
Oh my god LOL! A gnome? What a strange present!
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I got a used bullet once, made into a keyring . ???
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Easter egg today ;D
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I got a used bullet once, made into a keyring . ???
Eh!!? I thought that's what some people do with dead peoples ashes...
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I got given a fucking machine by a reg. It's a pain to use and takes up too much space but I can't get rid of (where anyway? Oxfam?!) in case he wants to use it with me again.
Omg Loooool
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I got given a fucking machine by a reg. It's a pain to use and takes up too much space but I can't get rid of (where anyway? Oxfam?!) in case he wants to use it with me again.
I've wanted one of them for years, I tested one out at a clients house and it was great fun! Fancy selling me it lol
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Oh my god LOL! A gnome? What a strange present!
yes lol it was creepy as fuck aswell!!!
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What is it with damn Prosecco? I've had countless bottles of this and I hate the stuff. I use it to clear the drain in my kitchen sink.
I think they like to bring a bottle so it's on view to any nosy neighbours - make it seem more like a legit date.
My favourite gift so far was a 'little black dress' which was given to me, as it was too small for him to wear. He had obviously made a run and grab decision in Asda for himself but it suited me just fine! lol
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Keep them to take to a party.
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Latest presents.
A bottle of jack Daniels leftover from a family party (in case I wanted it)
I don't drink jack Daniels. And I do not accept opened bottles.
Theo pairs of Armani trainers in both colours with the receipt in case I wanted to change them :)
The first not so good the second great 👍
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I would like your opinions on recieving gifts from clients
Or gift offers from strangers with many positive feedbacks about generosity !!!
I feel uncomfortable with strangers offers but don't mind regulars bringing chocolate or wine.
Do you feel manipulated or flattered . I feel some are time wasters testing so don't respond .
I had mentioned in a blog over the weekend I was buying a certain outfit and a member e-mailing offering to buy for me I didnt reply I felt uncomfortable so would prefer to just buy my own outfit .
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I would like your opinions on recieving gifts from clients
Or gift offers from strangers with many positive feedbacks about generosity !!!
I feel uncomfortable with strangers offers but don't mind regulars bringing chocolate or wine.
Do you feel manipulated or flattered . I feel some are time wasters testing so don't respond .
I had mentioned in a blog over the weekend I was buying a certain outfit and a member e-mailing offering to buy for me I didnt reply I felt uncomfortable so would prefer to just buy my own outfit .
maybe i would react like you! then depend about his comm...feeling like then you need to give back!
usually they bring some gift...bottle of wine/bijoux/parfum/opera ticket/cd/drawing..i like that! even then i do not use it!
usually i give to somebody, family....i am full of wine at mine! LOL
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I would rather receive nothing than say an acted thank you for something quite obviously not bought for me. When they give you an unwanted gift which belonged to someone else (wife? gf? ) and they think you regard them as mega generous.
Out of date cakes and unwrapped stuff in an old carrier bag, no thank you just the fee will be fine.
A couple of clients know my favourite chocolate (just run of the mill Cadburys) and I love their thoughtfulness when they hand it over. If they ask my favourite perfume and then bring it whether it is a tiny bottle or a body lotion I am a happy bunny.
If I was never given any gifts I would still be happy.
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Some of my regulars know I love chocolate so get that from time to time which I appreciate as its the thought. One got me some Xmas pressies one of which was really thoughtful as it related to a conversation we'd had before.
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I do wonder are presents from clients taxable?
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Doubt they are taxable. How would you know how much it was.
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One of my regular always brings me a box of chocolates too. I smoke and now and again I get cigarettes from a regular client.
Also I've received perfumes, make-up, lingerie(never fits),flowers and loads of bottles of wines.
I love the perks of this job
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Not had many presents given over the course of being an escort but it is such a lovely feeling and nice surprise when it happens :)
Had been given
Bottle of my favourite nina ricci perfume
A box of chocolates
A bottle of nina ricci perfume (different kind)
a couple of sexy outfits from AW wishlist
A bottle of Gucci perfume
A candle tealight advent calendar
You know, I know this is a job and we get paid well but its a lovely touch, especially when you mostly offer a GFE. Got to admit my complete dream present would be a louis vuitton/chanel handbag. Remember reading once that an escort got one from a client which was stuffed full of cash. That is my complete dream fantasy! ;) but even though its lovely when the client buys for you, I do my best to seem 'equal'. like over christmas, I always had a bowl of nice chocolates so clients can help themselves and always offer a range of drinks ;D sigh dreaming of that bag now xx
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Ha I did lottery tickets on my tree once instead of chocolates but wrapped like tiny envelopes lol.
I've not had lots but ..
Good perfume , vintage lingerie , quality silk blouses, handbags and Quality Diamond earrings , but the tips are nice and Champagne plus good food , truffles( savoury ) that I love :)
I love gifts but not anything that makes me feel in debt, I don't anyway but hey :)
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Got to admit my complete dream present would be a louis vuitton/chanel handbag.
Just work, save and buy one! Trust me when I say that it feels a lot better and you will love your bag more than if some random stranger had chucked it at you to try and be flash, plus you get to choose the one you like :).
My latest favourite present was a loaf of homemade bread which was still warm and which I had bigs plans for but ate on the way home instead.
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Just work, save and buy one! Trust me when I say that it feels a lot better and you will love your bag more than if some random stranger had chucked it at you to try and be flash, plus you get to choose the one you like :).
My latest favourite present was a loaf of homemade bread which was still warm and which I had bigs plans for but ate on the way home instead.
Already did!! Felt amazing buying one myself (I have one already before but my mum brought it me) felt amazing walking in and buying one with my own cash, plus buying my mum a little something. I try so hard not to spend my earnings on stuff like that (takes a lot of willpower on my part) as I have important things to save for ;)
But what can I say? its just the 'fantasy' part of it....any designer bag given as a gift would be amazing. Just once ;D
mmmmm warm homemade bread sounds like heaven, hope you enjoyed it xx
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Ha I did lottery tickets on my tree once instead of chocolates but wrapped like tiny envelopes lol.
haha love it! such a cute idea xx
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Just work, save and buy one! Trust me when I say that it feels a lot better and you will love your bag more than if some random stranger had chucked it at you to try and be flash, plus you get to choose the one you like :).
My latest favourite present was a loaf of homemade bread which was still warm and which I had bigs plans for but ate on the way home instead.
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Yes. I got a set of teeny pearl earrings once ( to match the necklace ;) ) and I don't think I have ever worn them away from the client. It just reminds me of work'n'stuff.. 🤔
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Yes. I got a set of teeny pearl earrings once ( to match the necklace ;) ) and I don't think I have ever worn them away from the client. It just reminds me of work'n'stuff.. 🤔
Sorry but straight away....pearl necklace....dam my dirty mind! ;D :o haha xx
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I have a lovely reg who got me some books by an author I'd mentioned and some treats for the cats (always a winner). Very thoughtful. My strangest was a globe lamp!!! No idea why but there you go :D
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I get bottles of rose wine from a regular its very thoughtful :)
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During a sploshing booking, he wanted to use baked beans. He'd brought 2 cans to use during the booking and an extra one saying ' we probably won't need to use this one so you can take it home with you if you like for your tea or whatever'
Thanks mate, last thing I want to eat for me tea is baked beans having been drenched in them hours before. *rolls eyes*
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During a sploshing booking, he wanted to use baked beans. He'd brought 2 cans to use during the booking and an extra one saying ' we probably won't need to use this one so you can take it home with you if you like for your tea or whatever'
Thanks mate, last thing I want to eat for me tea is baked beans having been drenched in them hours before. *rolls eyes*
Wow! His generosity is overwhelming ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Wow! His generosity is overwhelming ::) ;D ;D ;D
Yup, a can of flaming beans hahahaaa....lucky girl I am :D xx
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I got offered half a jar of nutella once, lol.
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I got offered half a jar of nutella once, lol.
Haha. Least it's sweet.... beans though! Haha! Honestly you gotta love this job at times!! Xx
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I once got offered "passing Maccy D, shall I pick you something up?"
Erm no thanks love.
I did get a lovely client in Oxfordshire bring me some chocolates and wine. I drank the wine and gave the chocs to my son, I can't eat chocolate. The thought was appreciated though!
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I don't often get gifts, but got a lovely bottle of Jonny Walker Blue Label last week. The chap who bought it knows I love a good whisky.
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In the past i've got wine, chocolates, flowers, perfume, lingerie, a sandwich (lol, thanks), a pair of heels.
Most recently though, shampoo. yes, shampoo. Shampoo that i would never use.
Thanks. -_-
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What do you do with unwanted gifts?
I got a new client who keeps bringing a bottle of red wine. Always one of HIS favourites. I dont drink red wine. With it being near xmas I can re-gift it, but I'm too polite to tell him..I also don't think clients should bring alcohol without asking.
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Kinnerton or Ashbury chocolate which is awful. Always around Xmas time so I know it is something their other half has won in the tombola or secret santa at work (or something very similar).
Don't offload it to me as I don't eat it and I would not insult anyone by regifting it. Sadly it goes in the bin and I am loathe to do that with anything edible.
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I don't drink either but I got a lovely bottle of Prosecco from a lovely man, I decided to leave it for housekeeping instead of money! Win win for me. A bottle of wine or even chocolates for housekeeping seems a good idea and I don't have to pack it in my bags. Nice chocolate though I would keep, obvs... ;D
I have regifted wine before too. I mean, why not? It seems rude to tell someone the gift they bought is no good to you so I take it with a smile and regift it, everyone's happy.
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Not so much now but in the past I've found that when a client gets me extravagent gifts (a handbag or maybe a big tip for an upcoming holiday etc) the dynamic changes and they think it suddenly makes it ok for them to become persistent texters etc. Not sure if it's like that with anyone else but I am wary of anything past a box of chocolates as it's always resulted in them behaving entitled and things go stale when I tell them to tone it down :-\
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Shoes
I really paid for them as he haggled me down 100 from my fee
I was too sick of the guy to argue so agreed 100 less then he took me shopping and spent the 100 on me.
Not sure thats a gift and he did it on his card so I cant refund.
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My regular has bought me a few nice watches-probably dropping a hint cos I'm always late ;D
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Nicest was a little tiffanys necklace. Most random was a tiny purse 😂 Other than that the usual: knickers and alcohol (they tend to ask what I like beforehand thankfully!
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His dead wife's knickers...who died of cancer.
To be worn by me in solemn memory of her hotness in the session.
I still wear them as they are quite nice and silky.
Is that really a present though? ???
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A lovely box of Marks and Spencer’s chocolates, an 8 strap suspender belt and a bottle of wine from a lovely older client for Christmas.
He’s so sweet.
Hasten to say the wine has already been drunk :)
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His dead wife's knickers...who died of cancer.
To be worn by me in solemn memory of her hotness in the session.
I still wear them as they are quite nice and silky.
Is that really a present though? ???
bloody hell
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Big bottle of Greenalls Gin, Cups, Perfume I wear, flowers, scented candles, chocs, smoked salmon, beauty serum, glasses case, stockings, underwear, wine, books, sex toys, Baileys. I might add this is over a period of 8yrs or so. Generally I don't get anything and most of that was from only three guys over a number of years. The most recent was the gin, perfume and cup and chocs a few months ago from a guy I only see once or twice a year as he lives abroad. I wish someone would be me something really expensive from my gift list or even just a bundle of Lush bath bombs but that ain't gonna happen n men know sod all about bath bombs 😁
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I refer to the Lush store as the Stinkyshop.
The items from there are far too pungent to use anything on my skin but I have been given a couple of the bombs which come in very handy as air fresheners. I have a little shelf in my hall and I sit one on there which lasts for months and as soon as my front door is opened they can smell the er, aroma. To freshen my kitchen bin I have also been known to put a bomb in there under the liner.
I am hoping for at least one box of chocs before xmas and would be happy with that. :)
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I have a lovely older gent who always brings me a present so far he has brought me wine, chocolates, perfume, a theatre gift voucher, sloe Gin, underwear and a next gift voucher
He is a regular who I see on average twice a month but he doesn't try to overstay and doesn't text loads in between meets just sends messages to arrange the next meeting
It would be lovely to have more clients like him I have even started to educate him on why its not a turn on to have all the breast licked during a meeting!
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I have a lovely older gent who always brings me a present so far he has brought me wine, chocolates, perfume, a theatre gift voucher, sloe Gin, underwear and a next gift voucher
He is a regular who I see on average twice a month but he doesn't try to overstay and doesn't text loads in between meets just sends messages to arrange the next meeting
It would be lovely to have more clients like him I have even started to educate him on why its not a turn on to have all the breast licked during a meeting!
Lovely when you get clients like this! My older gent who gifts similar things to me who I have already mentioned is an absolute joy!
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I have someone who I hold on discount because he's seen me through thick and thin, who asks me each time to name a present. The rough value of which I the difference in the rate, I ask for specifics and it keeps me in something specific to do with beauty / skin / appearance..... I also make sure I wear something new or different for him which is what I do for all clients, but I really like surprising him.
It's not all sinister and scary and I've learned to appreciate it, I just wouldn't let boundaries be pushed on the back of any sense of guilt or owing.
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Received from one of my favourite clients (don't see him that much as I tour and only see him on tour):
An expensive bottle of perfume.
An Osmo handheld recorder for my phone (complete with receipt in case I didn't like it and wanted to exchange it for something!)
He also gives me an amazing massage which I see as a present when he doesn't have to!
Also recently received two books from a client (one being the best book I've read recently). Rarely get gifts but I've had some of the loveliest clients recently.
Recently received a PVC catsuit bought from eBay which was too small and the zip instantly popped lol. I guess it was the thought that counts.
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Ive received underwear, wine, chocolates, shoes, spa stuff, even flowers over the years.
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I've received all sorts of amazing gifts. From chocolates to designer handbags.
I appreciate the gesture and always cherish what people have bought me with their hard earned cash.
Always expect my fee though, always lol.
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I love presents and am hoping for some nice ones. And amazon vouchers
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Also an anorak but a black shine one that had purple and white polka dot lining
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Hey everyone. Hope you're all having a good Sunday.
Have you/do you receive random gifts from time to time?
I don't mean flowers or chocolates.
I have one client who has been pretty regular now for six months and he constantly brings me certain books. As much as I love to read, he brings me those corny romance books which you see in WH Smiths. Not really my sort of thing.
I keep a few to have on show for when he comes but the rest I give to charity shops.
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Quite a few, hence merged :)
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I very recently had 1 bring me Girl Scout cookies 🍪, of all things😆. I♥️them so I was thrilled (Thin Mint! Nom!) & he was SO pleased I was happy.
Had 1 bring me an entire lunch from the deli he worked at; sandwich, chips, drink, cheesecake. Nom again!
1 guy brought me a necklace/earring set that was so clearly purchased at a gas station; I pitched it when he left. Silver toned with pearls, it was awful looking; I cooed appreciatively over it but my god it was tacky. Kudos for the thought tho👍🏻.
I don't drink bc it's a migraine trigger, so there's a lot that bring sparkling apple 🍎/grape 🍇 cider bottles unasked, those are always really yummy.
1 brought chocolate 🍫covered espresso beans? It was only an hour visit, did he think I was going to fall asleep on him?😆
Never gotten anything huge, fancy or expensive, but I absolutely never expect anything anyway. Hell, I jumped up & down about the G/S🍪😆.
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Client just walked on the door and got out a big box of Lindt! Then tells me he’s started on them already and they’re NOT a gift. Hahaha xx
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My client today brought me fruit he grew in his garden; that was a really lovely gesture. I prefer things that are useful to me, which saves me buying them :-P
In the last two weeks I have had expensive olives (which I love), expensive chocolate (which I love), Yankee Candle car air freshener (which I love lots because I always forget to buy a new one), new bondage ropes, a reed diffuser from White Company (which has been taken straight home and opened), an expensive candle from my Amazon wishlist and some Amazon vouchers, which I intend on using to buy a new electric toothbrush and maybe some other fancy stuff I grudge paying for myself.
One of my regulars brought me a gift voucher for Allbirds for £95 a few weeks ago - I had no idea what it was but it turned out to be a trainer company that make trainers from trees and recycled plastic bottles. THE MOST COMFORTABLE SHOE IN THE WORLD. I barely take them off :) I was so very grateful to him for that.
To be honest, these are all things I wouldn't buy for myself. I don't really buy myself anything expensive or luxurious so it's always a nice treat when clients get me these little luxury gifts that I will 100% appreciate, as opposed to an expensive bag or jewellery which will likely sit in my wardrobe and not get used very often. I would still be very appreciative and grateful if I was gifted a bag, but it just wouldn't get used quite as often.
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I often get chocolate and wines as gifts, but my current favourite is a man who brings me KFC when he sees me ha!
The most extravagant gifts I’ve received are a boob job and a car.
My most favourite gift was a complete crockery set (he works for one of the best crockery companies and I would never have justified paying those prices!), which he regularly adds to when he sees me.
My most hated gift is tacky underwear that doesn’t flatter me. I’ll wear it that day and then never again!