I am now the Proud Owner of a yellow anorak with a pattern of many different types of feathers on it, these are green. 

A client (who I imaginatively call 'Anorak Man') gave it to me, he likes to wear an anorak, which I then rip and tear off him, whilst seductively pulling my zip slowly up and down on my own anorak (which he supplies each time), then he rips and tears the thing off me.

Yesterday I was presented with the yellow and green monstrosity, which is 'too good to ruin, I can wear it to go out in if I like.' 

Just wondered what sort of presents you other girls get?

Omg this cracked me up! Yes you can wear it out on the town!

Presents I've had have all been flowers or wine (not that often tho).  Funny thing is a recent client offered to bring champagne, then it never appeared though I swear to god I heard bottles and glasses clinking in his briefcase!  Maybe he just decided not to waste it on me......booo hooo

a recent client offered to bring champagne

Oooh, I did get a bottle of Blue Nun a couple of months ago!   (really)

Apart from this, the best alcohol bribe I ever had was a guy who turned up with no money.  
*But he had a 'videocamera'!* (as payment)
When this failed to impress, a bottle of plonk was produced to entice me...
I remained staunchly unimpressed.

     God weird and wonderfull  presents where do i start over the  years i have
  
bottles and bottles of brandy, ( which is ok as i like brandy)

perfume   from the really nice to the downright disgusting ie paint stripper

all blacks rugby top
 
bobbi brown make up set
 
books  

bed socks  stockings tights  knickers  

lingerie which is never the right size, scratchy itchy, and always bloody red
  
two wicked stuffed domination/bondage teddy bears which i sit on my dressing table in my working flat

chocolates   wine flowers   ( wine is not good as i dont drink wine)

a years  AA  membership  or was it rac,  cant remember now

a D & G  Handbag   ( with the reciept in case i wanted to change it  - ( i didnt )  

several Bottles of tequilla complete with the bloody worm

amazon vouchers  

a mini keyring fob for my mini  

a hat  ( stetson )

dvds  ( the shawshanks redemption and turner and hooch  (as i have douge de bordeaux and bullmastiffs )  

egyptian  bed sheets and pillow set  ( dont ask why)

membership to david lloyds gym ( only went once )

four squishy rubber pigs that were given to me by an asian taxi driver client  - someone had left them in his taxi and being a muslim he didnt want them so i have had them for the past couple of year and always get asked about them as they are huge with rolling eyes and tails and they are in my work room

 and for those of you who can remember the nat west pigs back in the 80's  i have been given a complete set of the original money box pigs  ( i think he must have worked for natwest lol )

 2 really nice dog collars for my english bullmastiffs

one client who was a pet portrait artist also did a really good picture of my dogs ( i gave him  a  photo) but i did pay for this  so probalby dont count
    
  
  but the most  unexpected  and amazing present  that  i have ever been given in my life from anyone was from a long  standing client of 8 years who was moving to australia and we wouldnt be seeing each again  and he bought me a hideously expensive  Tag Aquaracer watch ( and yes it is real  )
 
(I do have a thing for decent watches and have several good ones, its the only bit of bling that i will wear and he knew this ) i did have a cheaper tag watch  which i used for when i went diving but i lost it in the sea  when diving a few years ago        Anyway  i had my eye on this particular watch for ages  but just couldnt justify spending the money on it  and mentioned  it only once to him that i was going to treat myself to it at some point in the future  and bless him on our very last appointment he gave me it and told me not to open it until he had left  
   i was gobsmacked and actually ran out of my flat and chased him to the car park to say thank you with no shos on    
  

Jealous... I LOVE See's Chocolate!!

The only presents I've gotten from clients are flowers and a bottle opener. I must be doing something wrong...

but thats over 4 years - i don't suppose its too bad, but hardly 'pretty woman' is it?

LOL....No NOTHING is ever like Pretty Woman is it?


Oh I missed toys out of my list. In fact that rabbit was the best present ever!!

A Porsche Boxter.
..
....Na only kidding. I slipped into a Pretty woman / Belle de Jour alternate reality, for a moment.

Um, chocys, champaign, wine, flowers. Oh and some 'new that day' female undies
worn only once by the client.  {gee thanks...picks up with finger tips, puts in bin}
The chocy and wine I give to family and friends. Flowers I keep.