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annee

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Pissy Privates
« on: 30 May 2012, 03:55:53 pm »
What is it about men who arrive for an appointment smelling as though they haven't showered beforehand, primarily I'm talking about their privates !

If i say i think you need to go and have a freshen up in my bathroom I'm told "Well i had a shower this morning"

Yes, but its now mid afternoon on a hot day !

I'm forever shocked that even if their cock doesn't smell of wee then their pubes do....do they not think to wash them too.

Do they think that by my asking if they would like to freshen up mean spitting on their fingers and giving their cock a rub  :FF

How would they feel if i smelt downstairs.

Rant over....breathe Annee breathe.......and relax
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casey_kisses

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Re: Pissy Privates
« Reply #1 on: 30 May 2012, 04:12:31 pm »
Quote from: annee on 30 May 2012, 03:55:53 pm
What is it about men who arrive for an appointment smelling as though they haven't showered beforehand, primarily I'm talking about their privates !

If i say i think you need to go and have a freshen up in my bathroom I'm told "Well i had a shower this morning"

Yes, but its now mid afternoon on a hot day !

I'm forever shocked that even if their cock doesn't smell of wee then their pubes do....do they not think to wash them too.

Do they think that by my asking if they would like to freshen up mean spitting on their fingers and giving their cock a rub  :FF

How would they feel if i smelt downstairs.

Rant over....breathe Annee breathe.......and relax

Honestly it's horrid, I sympathise. I just make every client shower (obviously it's not part of his paid time).

xx

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Betty

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Re: Pissy Privates
« Reply #2 on: 30 May 2012, 04:13:32 pm »
Lol... I totally sympathise. I had a stinky pissy pube one last week....

Works been slow for me this week, REALLY bloody slow, infact, i've had 1 half hour since last week... but the one I did have, did shower (so I think.. THANK GOD) til I get, um, down there, and theres piss actually dribbling out of the thing!! I was nearly sick... If he needed a bloody wee, why didnt he go when he was in the bathroom?

Some blokes really are quite gross (luckily the gross ones are quite rare for me!!) But still makes me gag nonetheless.
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orchidperfume

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« Reply #3 on: 30 May 2012, 04:35:00 pm »
oh my gosh what awful things to encounter ...
I get sweaty cocks and get them to wash b4 i blow them!
I even end up telling them after i watch them piss," do now wash yourself if you want me to go down on you "  as they are about to zip up dripping ... they bloody well wash i can tell you ...
O  ::) .
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Re: Pissy Privates
« Reply #4 on: 30 May 2012, 05:08:55 pm »
Quote from: Betty on 30 May 2012, 04:13:32 pm
Lol... I totally sympathise. I had a stinky pissy pube one last week....

Works been slow for me this week, REALLY bloody slow, infact, i've had 1 half hour since last week... but the one I did have, did shower (so I think.. THANK GOD) til I get, um, down there, and theres piss actually dribbling out of the thing!! I was nearly sick... If he needed a bloody wee, why didnt he go when he was in the bathroom?

I think this was probably pre-come, unless you're sure it wasn't? I would gag either way, though; a dribbly penis is ALWAYS traumatic! :(
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danae

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« Reply #5 on: 30 May 2012, 05:11:59 pm »
Ladies you have my sympathies.

I can honestly say I?ve never ever met a stinky guy yet. I offer showers to everyone who visits and most of them do take up the offer. If I ever did come across a smelly one I would just say something like ?gosh it?s hot? or ?you?ve obviously come from a hard day at the office? and then push them in the shower. Mind you I?ve heard girls say that even that isn?t always fool proof because some men still won?t use the soap! What more can you do, I suppose.

When a guy is getting a bit hot and bothered, I have a box of baby wipes which I?m never afraid to dish out and wipe them with if I do need to ?freshen? things up a bit. I?m talking about round two when they want you to give them oral again just after they?ve removed their cock from a smelly condom filled with spunk.  :-X One or two have raised an eyebrow when I?ve done this but I just say it?s because I can?t stand the smell/taste of condoms. Seems to work, I get plenty of guys returning!
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Betty

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« Reply #6 on: 30 May 2012, 06:18:12 pm »
Quote from: EmilyJones on 30 May 2012, 05:08:55 pm
Quote from: Betty on 30 May 2012, 04:13:32 pm
Lol... I totally sympathise. I had a stinky pissy pube one last week....

Works been slow for me this week, REALLY bloody slow, infact, i've had 1 half hour since last week... but the one I did have, did shower (so I think.. THANK GOD) til I get, um, down there, and theres piss actually dribbling out of the thing!! I was nearly sick... If he needed a bloody wee, why didnt he go when he was in the bathroom?

I think this was probably pre-come, unless you're sure it wasn't? I would gag either way, though; a dribbly penis is ALWAYS traumatic! :(

TRUST ME DANAE... THIS WAS NOTTTT PRE-COME!!

Lol, that was my first thoughts and I, um, hoped for the best and tested it first...

God im ready to gag just typing this!!! x
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Cherry-D

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« Reply #7 on: 30 May 2012, 06:50:58 pm »
1 guy i saw recently, when offwerwd a shower replied with "no its ok i had a bath yesterday at my mates".... :-X really? oh well thats ok then! dont i feel a fool offering a shower to (an obviously smelly) person when he had a bath at his mates the day b4! ::)

on a serious note tho, i offer to hop in with them if they are reluctant for a shower! they do usually change their minds then
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foreign affairs

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Re: Pissy Privates
« Reply #8 on: 30 May 2012, 07:35:51 pm »
Quote from: orchidperfume on 30 May 2012, 04:35:00 pm
oh my gosh what awful things to encounter ...
I get sweaty cocks and get them to wash b4 i blow them!
I even end up telling them after i watch them piss," do now wash yourself if you want me to go down on you "  as they are about to zip up dripping ... they bloody well wash i can tell you ...
O  ::) .

Nevermind sweaty,I've seen two cheesy cocks this week,I think worse I've ever had.
I took both guys to a bathroom and wash it off :-X

« Last Edit: 30 May 2012, 07:40:33 pm by foreign affairs »
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danae

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« Reply #9 on: 30 May 2012, 08:01:19 pm »
He he Emily said that, not me! I was rather hoping it was true but obviously not!!! Poor you - sending you kisses to get over your ordeal! lol  :-*

Quote from: Betty on 30 May 2012, 06:18:12 pm
Quote from: EmilyJones on 30 May 2012, 05:08:55 pm
Quote from: Betty on 30 May 2012, 04:13:32 pm
Lol... I totally sympathise. I had a stinky pissy pube one last week....

Works been slow for me this week, REALLY bloody slow, infact, i've had 1 half hour since last week... but the one I did have, did shower (so I think.. THANK GOD) til I get, um, down there, and theres piss actually dribbling out of the thing!! I was nearly sick... If he needed a bloody wee, why didnt he go when he was in the bathroom?

I think this was probably pre-come, unless you're sure it wasn't? I would gag either way, though; a dribbly penis is ALWAYS traumatic! :(

TRUST ME DANAE... THIS WAS NOTTTT PRE-COME!!

Lol, that was my first thoughts and I, um, hoped for the best and tested it first...

God im ready to gag just typing this!!! x

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Betty

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Re: Pissy Privates
« Reply #10 on: 30 May 2012, 10:45:33 pm »
Oooops, yeah, my mistake... wasstill gross whoever posted though. And definitely, DEFINITELY not pre come!! Lol x
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Re: Pissy Privates
« Reply #11 on: 30 May 2012, 10:51:48 pm »
Luckily I don't do OW.  Never have, never will.  I just get in there and get the hell out as soon as I can!  Breathe through nose and try not to think about how much I hate the smelly client lol.  It's not very often though thank the lord!
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danae

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« Reply #12 on: 30 May 2012, 10:52:18 pm »
I take it if I invited you for a ?beer? the answer would be a ?no??
Sorry, I don?t mean to make light, but it is gross and funny at the same time! A grown man not been able to hold in his wee!
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Liverbird

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« Reply #13 on: 30 May 2012, 11:55:20 pm »
Some grown men, especially older guys, who are dribbling pee when they shouldn't be. Could well be symptoms of an enlarged prostate gland. I'm sure men don't 'want' to be incontinent... There could well be a difference between smelly, unwashed guys who couldn't care less about their hygiene and the dribblers who maybe just can't help it :-[... Just a thought. :-\
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danae

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« Reply #14 on: 31 May 2012, 12:00:01 am »
Quote from: Liverbird on 30 May 2012, 11:55:20 pm
Some grown men, especially older guys, who are dribbling pee when they shouldn't be. Could well be symptoms of an enlarged prostate gland. I'm sure men don't 'want' to be incontinent... There could well be a difference between smelly, unwashed guys who couldn't care less about their hygiene and the dribblers who maybe just can't help it :-[... Just a thought. :-\

That?s a valid point but it?s not the impression I get from Betty?s post...if that were an issue, he'd have been aware of it and would surely have said something to Betty instead of standing there dribbling pee and expecting oral?...sounds to me as though he?s the sort to have skid marks just cause he?s too lazy to wipe his own damn arse...
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