This is all Betty actually 'described' Danae...

... but the one I did have, did shower (so I think.. THANK GOD) til I get, um, down there, and theres piss actually dribbling out of the thing!! I was nearly sick... If he needed a bloody wee, why didnt he go when he was in the bathroom?

Yes, anyone 'dribbling' pee would certainly be smelly and possibly have a urine infection. Both symptoms of an enlarged prostate gland. I'm not saying that the guy she saw 'does' have an enlarged prostate, I'm just suggesting it. Also, they often don't realise they 'are' dribbling.

Sweet

Oh....and no to mention the ones that leave skid marks on the bed !

I have had that about twice in my working years although a friend of mine said the other week that she had a client who actually left lumps of poo on her bedding.

oooo...writing that has just put me off having breakfast (No, i wasn't having Cocoa pops) 

i had this once too and beleive it or not this happened AFTER  he had been in the shower!!?? how can u not wash ya ass whilst in the shower?? as he shuffled down the bed .... urrghhh nasty...but on a good note i was on tour so it werent my bedding haha