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robinlondon

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Re: I nearly gagged...
« Reply #15 on: 01 April 2012, 07:57:22 am »
Quote from: curvygrace on 01 April 2012, 01:05:12 am
Oh, another one... "what time do you open luv?" I'm not a pub!

lol Yeah like you would be holding your own boutique down the street hey ? Jesus men you know, I know them all  :FF
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Coty

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Re: I nearly gagged...
« Reply #16 on: 01 April 2012, 07:36:19 pm »
Quote from: curvygrace on 01 April 2012, 01:05:12 am
Oh, another one... "what time do you open luv?" I'm not a pub!

Or the one's that want you there in 10 mins...even if they're miles away. Like you're a mini cab being ordered or pizza being delivered...or you can teleport!
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MissDeeVonTease

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Re: I nearly gagged...
« Reply #17 on: 01 April 2012, 10:22:06 pm »
'do you wash after each punter'
no i dont  ::) :FF :FF :FF :FF
i didnt take the booking i could tell it was going to be hard work.......
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EvaBeeva

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Re: I nearly gagged...
« Reply #18 on: 02 April 2012, 12:35:02 am »
Quote from: curvygrace on 01 April 2012, 01:05:12 am
Oh, another one... "what time do you open luv?" I'm not a pub!

And 'what time do you close?' ;D
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LouLou37

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Re: I nearly gagged...
« Reply #19 on: 02 April 2012, 06:59:12 pm »
Reading this thread I've just realised I've had every single one of these lines! I need to retire lol, it's been too long!  ;D

As for the 'I want to be your FIRST booking of the day in the middle of the day - you must turn down every other booking and save yourself for my poxy half an hour' - I'd probably just say "oh yes of course!" and see as many as possible before him, hehe! that will serve him right! but I'm like that... :P
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blondieMK

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Re: I nearly gagged...
« Reply #20 on: 04 April 2012, 03:29:48 pm »
I quite regularly get 'hi can I come and look at you before I decide if I want an appointment?' sure I'll stand at the window with a big sign!
Another is 'I don't know how long I want I might have an hour if I like you but I'll probably only do 15mins' lmao.
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