I know I'm a big ball of grump this morning, but one of the things that's annoyed me is a bit in an email from a client and I'm wondering if it's just me or if there's something genuinely annoying to it.

So, he emailed last night asking if I could visit him in Gatwick tonight. I said maybe; I volunteer on Tuesdays and don't tend to feel like working afterwards but if I take the earlier bus home I'll probably be ok.

He said OMG yay and, "Oh, and don't worry,  I will buy several glasses of wine for you so that it won't feel like work!!"

Is it just because drinking several glasses of wine in a two hour period isn't desirable for me in any circumstance ever?

Well I actually said "I'll say yes provisionally", which I suppose could have been confusing.

If hes a client youve seen before he should already know that your not a big drinker and therefore yes him saying that would irritate me.

I think a lot of clients think that if your getting drunk together it makes the time seem less like a booking and more like what lots of people do in a real life relationship. Ive had lots of outcall clients trying to pour drink into me on bookings and getting offended when i politely decline. Sadly some clients seem to live under the impression that because we are escorts we must also be hapless,semi-alcholic, coke fiends

If hes a client youve seen before he should already know that your not a big drinker and therefore yes him saying that would irritate me.

I think a lot of clients think that if your getting drunk together it makes the time seem less like a booking and more like what lots of people do in a real life relationship. Ive had lots of outcall clients trying to pour drink into me on bookings and getting offended when i politely decline. Sadly some clients seem to live under the impression that because we are escorts we must also be hapless,semi-alcholic, coke fiends

It is visions of crack hos dancing in their heads.

Is it just because drinking several glasses of wine in a two hour period isn't desirable for me in any circumstance ever?

I would be delightfully happy to have him buy me several glasses of wine in a 2 hour period LOL. There's no better way to set the mood.

But you won't believe what happened to me tonight, my dumb ass lol. It was the end of the session, and I had a beer in my hand while at the same time getting ready to lift my luggage. For a split second I forgot the beer was in my hand, and proceeded to spill half the contents on my client's 4 star hotel floor  

We sorta laughed it a bit, but I felt like a total ass....Then again it was late, I was tipsy and tired