I have a police man that visits me. He arrived the first time in his bloody uniform, minus his hat! You know, black trousers, the shirt with the wing-y things on it, super shiny black shoes - dead giveaway those shoes without the shirt wing-y things! I thought it was a joke at first. He offered to go if it was a problem. I looked out the door, saw no police panda there so he stayed. I was pretty new to this when he first came here so perhaps, looking back, I should not have entertained him?As it turns out, he is totally okay. Does not come by often, not a complete regular but pops up now and again. He's a nice chap all in all. I managed to restrain myself and not say 'get your batton out then Sir... Do you have any handcuffs? Can you get me off my parking fine? If I shoot my neighbour, will you dispose of all crime scene evidence for a free hour?'
If he is in a rush, he arrives in uniform, albeit dressed down from the full lot. Otherwise, he's in civvies. I guess you just do not know hey? Any one of them could be a cop...
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