I am in a very professional job which could involve me getting the boot if they find out about me doing this kinda work.
When I first worked at the sauna, I had to go with this really drunk young guy; he was so drunk it was awful. He fingered me like a five year old trying to grab beetroot out of a jar.....urgh.... and then he left his boxers behind in the room!!!!
Anyway, I was in work and looking after someone, when he walked straight in! I thought SHIT if he says anything, I have had it, but thankfully, he must have been so drunk he didnt remember, or was too embarressed to say anything. Just as well, because I love my normal job.