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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: curvygrace on 03 October 2012, 12:45:17 am
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My 'real life' job is basically a gigging musician.
Last weekend i was doing a rowdy pub gig and a punter from a while back came right upto me when i was on stage asking if i remembered him!
Not only this but he told about 5 of his mates in the audience about me and it wasnt long before they were pointing and sniggering.
Thankfully my fellow muso's didnt catch on but i felt soooo embarrassed and a lil ashamed too :-[
Thought id share my little anecdote. Any other omg stories??!!!
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Not as bad as that, but I was at London Zoo with my then boyfriend and adult son and a punter worked there and came over and gave me a big kiss and cuddle. Boyfriend was none too happy and I said he was an ol work colleague! Well kind of true! lol
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Went to a business lunch ( my office job) with a company that was trying to impress us as new clients. When I got to the table my face almost dropped when I saw my regular ( from my bedroom job) was actually the CEO who was trying to have us on their books. His face was priceless as well, he didn't know I had another job. Long story short he got us as clients and I kept him as a client and he now tips me very well. ;D
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Not as bad as that, but I was at London Zoo with my then boyfriend and adult son and a punter worked there and came over and gave me a big kiss and cuddle. Boyfriend was none too happy and I said he was an ol work colleague! Well kind of true! lol
He was way out of order doing that! How thoughtless and indiscreet.
Next time I see a client out shopping with his wife (I have done so several times) I may hurry over to him and snog him. ::)
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My friend was in town and a guy approached her and said Im sure ive seen you on adult work, she said I have no clue as to what your talking about, and walked off fast. She has her face picture on profile on adult work site!!!
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i also remember years ago seeing a punter in the sex clinic!! lol arghhh
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I walked from apartment to centre of some small town in Ireland and heard a guy shouting my name.I walked passed and he approached me few houndred meteres further.He asked for an appointment on the street :o I got upset but agreed,to get rid of him.
He called later and said he stopped to say hello ::) Then called me very rude when I declined to take bookings from him.Cheeky bastard.
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I had a punter i had met once before at a parlour pull up next to me in his car on a deserted street as i was walking to a bus stop from the parlour and ask me to go to a hotel with him, he kept trying to convince me for about 3 minutes and was really insistent so he really weirded me out a little bit.
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I was at a bus stop by my abode one afternoon when a taxi pulled up and wound down the window, "I said I haven't rang for a cab sorry" he said "it's me xxxxxx, I saw you a couple of months back early one morning, get in, I'll give you a lift" I was mortified, I didn't recognise him at all, and how indescreet is that!!!!
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I am in a very professional job which could involve me getting the boot if they find out about me doing this kinda work.
When I first worked at the sauna, I had to go with this really drunk young guy; he was so drunk it was awful. He fingered me like a five year old trying to grab beetroot out of a jar.....urgh.... and then he left his boxers behind in the room!!!!
Anyway, I was in work and looking after someone, when he walked straight in! I thought SHIT if he says anything, I have had it, but thankfully, he must have been so drunk he didnt remember, or was too embarressed to say anything. Just as well, because I love my normal job.
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In my normal job so far i have had 2 clients come into it (i work in a shop), i wouldn't mind but we as wgs hide how we know them but they as clients (well some of them) dont tend to do this all the time. 1st time i was stood next to my boss and the client 1 was like 'omg panda, fancy seeing you here, i was meaning to give you a call i fancy seeing you again for a booking' and walked away and my boss was like 'booking?' and i made up some cock n ball story and i think he believed it. 2nd time i was on the tills and client 2 walked over to mine with his wife (he talked about her alot and showed a pic only reason i knew who it was) and kids and went to pay for his stuff and was like 'So you have another job huh' then when he left the guy on the till behind me was like 'whats your other job?' and i was like 'i think he mistook me for someone else n blagged it off o.O
Panda -x-
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These guys seem to want discretion ie dont call us we have wives etc yet dont value our discretion by what ive read..
Id be seriously distraught if anyone came up to me where i work ...
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I had a punter i had met once before at a parlour pull up next to me in his car on a deserted street as i was walking to a bus stop from the parlour and ask me to go to a hotel with him, he kept trying to convince me for about 3 minutes and was really insistent so he really weirded me out a little bit.
That's a bit more in the realms of "harassment" than indiscretion, although it's that, too! On what planet is it suddenly okay for a random man to try to get you into his car to drag you off to a hotel for sex, just because he's paid for one booking in completely different circumstances previously? No sane man would do such a thing because he'd know that one scream from you and he'd be carted off by the police and assumed to be a predator (due to him, well, acting like a predator)! Certain individuals just do not have a good grasp on reality. :-\
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My 'real life' job is basically a gigging musician.
Last weekend i was doing a rowdy pub gig and a punter from a while back came right upto me when i was on stage asking if i remembered him!
Not only this but he told about 5 of his mates in the audience about me and it wasnt long before they were pointing and sniggering.
Thankfully my fellow muso's didnt catch on but i felt soooo embarrassed and a lil ashamed too :-[
Thought id share my little anecdote. Any other omg stories??!!!
Oh. My. God.
What kind of a human being could do that? Thats your job and he knows that by seeing you perform in public, to risk it for a cheap giggle (which if it is that funny is more funny on him than you by the way!) with him and his 5 twatty mates of shameful. You shouldn't feel ashamed, he should for his despicable behavior . x
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i think if someone did that to me i would have said yeah i remember you - you were the one who couldn't get it up, requested the mother/son fetish , wanted the big strap on up your ass, ect ectt and anything else that i could think of that was just as embarrassing for him
My 'real life' job is basically a gigging musician.
Last weekend i was doing a rowdy pub gig and a punter from a while back came right upto me when i was on stage asking if i remembered him!
Not only this but he told about 5 of his mates in the audience about me and it wasnt long before they were pointing and sniggering.
Thankfully my fellow muso's didnt catch on but i felt soooo embarrassed and a lil ashamed too :-[
Thought id share my little anecdote. Any other omg stories??!!!
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lololol!
actually funny you say that as it was a 3some and they were on coke/nervous and he couldnt actually get it up!! should have reminded him about that!
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Some clients live in a different world to the rest of us don't they. Most clients would be mortified if an escort approached them in the same way some of them approach us.
I had a dickhead, (not a client but someone who knocked on my door without an appointment who I turned away), approach me when I was with my sister and ask me if I lived in my town, and of course I had to say yes or my sister would have wondered why I was denying it, then he asked me if my name was Jas. I said no and he went 'Oh, I was sure you were Jas. Are you sure?' :FF
My sister doesn't know what I do. And even if she did why would you go up to someone in the middle of a a town centre while they were sitting enjoying a spot of lunch and and interupt their conversation to ask that?
He had the nerve to knock on my door again after that, and I told him that I didn't know who the f'*** Jas was and if he ever approached me again, came to my door or even looked at me in the street I was calling the police and doing him for harassment.
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lololol!
actually funny you say that as it was a 3some and they were on coke/nervous and he couldnt actually get it up!! should have reminded him about that!
In that case maybe you should write a song about it, just in case he visits another gig !
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le wow! I can't believe my eyes!
I didn't have any in public so to speak, but I had one guy recognizing me on plentyoffish and asked for a freebee..although he never booked me... :P
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jas that is terrible! so mortifying!
yeah they just dont get it do they?!?! :FF