Ummm just had a call, sounded very genuine. after 2mins of chatting he said he had a fantasy for belly button tourture
*me* Huhhh? whats that?
*him* it just turns me on to have stuff in my belly button,
*me* uhhhhhhhh what sort of stuff?
*him* i just like stuff put in there and belly button torture, pens, screws, stuff like that, it really turns me on
*me* screws?? this is a joke right? are u taking the p****, you cant put screws in your belly button you could cause yourself series medical damage, uhhhhhhh
*him* no i'm serious, its just my fantasy.....
*me* huhhhh, uhhhhhh, waaaaaa (mouth wide open)
*him* uhhhh, sorry to bother you "puts down the phone"
WTFFF i'm guessing he hasn't put a screw into his belly button yet and its just one of them weird fantasy guys get fixated on but when it comes to the real thing they dont like it
Definitely has to be one of the top five jobs i've been asked to do/done still doesn't beat the TWO guys i've had call asking if they can bring there dogs along tho
Some seriously tapped in the head people in this world..... "puke"