Author Topic: Octogenarian clients (Read 10087 times)

ana30 · « **Reply #30 on:** 06 August 2011, 10:55:31 pm »

If octogenarian clients cause too much distress to your life then you should get rid of them. Appointments that will ruin your whole day are not worth the money.

AngelaManchester · « **Reply #31 on:** 07 August 2011, 12:38:55 am »

Quote from: JodieTs on 06 August 2011, 10:34:44 pm

The nice thing about being our own boss is that we can pick and choose who we have sex with for money.
We can always change our mind at any point. Even when we are about to get down and dirty, so to speak.
Just say sorry, look apologetic and hand them the money back.
But be mindful of their feelings too. Its not their fault they gross us out unless it's BO
Let them down as gently as possible.
I'm sure the others will have suggestions on tactful things to say to a client,
when killing an appointment.

Anyway, lots of hugs from me
I know exactly what you mean.

Jodie. xx

Thank you, Jodie

Great post.

You are spot on. For the first time in absolutely ages (I can't remember the last time), I came *this* close to terminating the second appointment (the licky one) and I remember actually thinking how on earth I could tell him I just wanted him to stop and leave me alone right now! I hated feeling that way because it's certainly not the norm for me. I should have just gone with my gut and asked him to stop, refunded him the money and asked him to leave, but the truth is I didn't want to upset him! Because he was a nice man, just not a nice man to be intimate with. I'll not take any further bookings from that gent because it wouldn't be fair on either of us.

Ah well. We live and learn.

lou19 · « **Reply #32 on:** 07 August 2011, 09:29:36 am »

Id be grossed out if that happened to me.

Ive had a few aged 70s, only 1 of them didnt want sex but just cuddles and social company during an evening/overnight, only thing sexual was he liked rubbing/fingering me. The others were ok though, one actually made me orgasm twice during sex! I couldnt believe it.
I just hate the smell of some of their homes, there was one i just couldnt step inside the door it smelt dire disgusting i couldve collapsed. But similar can be said about any other peoples homes really.

naughtyjas · « **Reply #33 on:** 08 August 2011, 01:38:39 pm »

I find some of the older clients (80+) really scary, I just keep thinking please don't die, please don't die.

I once had a client book me for a half hour appointment. When I opened the door there stood a gentleman who I swear must have been 90+. His first words where 'Is it okay to leave my mobility scooter here?' and 'Can I just have a couple of minutes rest? That was a long walk to your door' (7ft from pavement to door) and he pulled out a little tube and pumped a spray under his tongue. Turned out he had angina. (turned him away, once he had his breath back). Some men just don't realise their limitations.

But then again some 70+ are so fit and healthy you soon forget how old they are (apart from that strange old person smell that you get).

Jas x

lou19 · « **Reply #34 on:** 08 August 2011, 04:43:00 pm »

lol naughtyjes.

But yeah, ive only known one that seemed fit, the one id mentioned who made me orgasm twice, was like a mr motivator - seemed funny at first (i didnt show it), then the sex went really good.

JustJo · « **Reply #35 on:** 08 August 2012, 03:20:18 am »

Sorry to bud in on this post. I am new to this forum $:-\$

I just have to say that after reading all the posts I guess I can count my self lucky!

I've been in the business of "cough" for around 2 years and the oldest client I had the luxury

of meeting was... hmm I don't know maybe 60ish.

I am sure my time will come and at least after reading through the posts here I can be better prepared for when the time does come around.

That being said I "knew" what I was getting into when I started and after my first time I was completely "face palmed" I don't think anyone is really peppered (personal opinion) So I guess I didn't know "$%(%"

I would love to hear some more stories in hopes that somehow I can maybe know what to look for when clients are booking. It's not like I am going to ask if they are disabled or something... hmmm... on second thought It might be a good idea.

casey_kisses · « **Reply #36 on:** 08 August 2012, 08:20:18 am »

Quote from: JustJo on 08 August 2012, 03:20:18 am

I would love to hear some more stories in hopes that somehow I can maybe know what to look for when clients are booking. It's not like I am going to ask if they are disabled or something... hmmm... on second thought It might be a good idea.

Most men let you know if they are disabled or not. Last thing that they want is an escort arriving, then seeing them and just running a mile

On the odd occasion they might not... but it's rare and I don't think it's anything to worry yourself about.

xx

ana30 · « **Reply #37 on:** 08 August 2012, 10:16:11 am »

I had a guy calling me once for a massage and informing me on the phone he was a bit "overweight". "no problem" I said.
So guy comes through the door. Oh. My. fuckin. God. He's not a bit overweight: he's the fattest man on the planet. As in morbidly obese. One of these guys that you only see in "the guinness book of records". I'm in shock. In awe. I feel like screaming and running to the hills. He lays in my massage table and all his flesh is just hanging on the sides like one giant blob. I need 2 massage tables for this! didn't know were to start cause it's just a mass of flesh with no human form. I mean, there's no muscles to massage, just giant rolls of fat. "Oh my good! What am I going to do now!" I think to myself while wanting to cry. "Were do I start?"

I don't remember how I made it through the session, all I remember is that I couldn't give him a hand job cause his dick was nowhere to be found. I'm sure he had one but it was hidding somewhere in between the giant rolls of fat.

Since then, anytime someone tells me "I'm slightly overweight" over the phone I start trembling and realize how my schedule is "fully booked".

amy · « **Reply #38 on:** 08 August 2012, 10:29:58 am »

Quote from: JustJo on 08 August 2012, 03:20:18 am

Sorry to bud in on this post. I am new to this forum $:-\$

I just have to say that after reading all the posts I guess I can count my self lucky!

I've been in the business of "cough" for around 2 years and the oldest client I had the luxury of meeting was... hmm I don't know maybe 60ish.

I am sure my time will come and at least after reading through the posts here I can be better prepared for when the time does come around.

That being said I "knew" what I was getting into when I started and after my first time I was completely "face palmed" I don't think anyone is really peppered (personal opinion) So I guess I didn't know "$%(%"

I would love to hear some more stories in hopes that somehow I can maybe know what to look for when clients are booking. It's not like I am going to ask if they are disabled or something... hmmm... on second thought It might be a good idea.

Jo, butting in is one thing but there's really no need to resurrect threads that have been dead and buried for a year, especially when they didn't exactly cover some of the members here in glory in the first place. If you want to discuss dealing with disabled punters, that isn't the topic of this discussion anyway so please start a new thread in Questions and Answers; there is an article on the main site too. The business you are in is prostitution, if that's any help.

Anyone wishing to moan about paying punters because they're unconventional for whatever reason, do it elsewhere please. Nobody has to see anybody they would rather not at the end of the day, and we've enough sad, pathetic trolls slagging the place off without providing them with even more reason to do exactly that.

Locked.

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